Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

I like how he goes on about greedy flatbills with multiple women after taking a test that says he is'19% non monogamist'

Getting a little greedy there wern

I'd say it got the voyeur one right as well, as we all have seen the pics of him leering at little girls. and I guess we can give the pet one a thumbs up as well considering he admitted when he's on his meds he pisses in bushes, responds only to his name and food and takes food like a dog takes treats off of people

I'm calling total BS on 0% degrader and sadist though. Lucas is definitely sadistic with his fisting insanity and how he wants others to suffer for not giving him what he wants

In his "The Trouble With Women" video the Freak said:

They date these clone motherfuckers with the flatbills or the curved bills...etc

So now the guys with curved bills have joined in with the flatbills swooping up and hoarding the baes.

 

[Club Sandwich]

curved bills have joined in with the flatbills swooping up and hoarding the baes

by this point are we sure he's not talking about literal birds?

 

[WonderWino]

by this point are we sure he's not talking about literal birds?

How lucas sees the flatbills swooping in to steal his zoomer bae:

Only to get double swooped by that chad surfer mosasaurus

 

[Poop Shoot]

At this rate, next year he will be ranting about the hunnies only wanting cockblocking clones who flash around their winter coats and two legs.

 

[Wernology]

I'm not really sure what some of these mean specifically but it's a kink test Lucas took for fetlife. Which probably reveals him as both boring and a weirdo pervert at the same time somehow.
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Seeing that list with vanilla right at the top cracks me up every time for some reason, along with the "prey" rating higher than "predator".

Edit: I see he's moved on from, "I'M NOT GREEDY, WALTER!" to, "I'M NOT A MISOGYNIST!!!" today. I'm sure he'll love whatever title I throw on the compilation later.

 

[WonderWino]

'You call me a simp but i'm really a player'

'Simps don't call out bullshit and incels don't try to interact but i'm kicking it with my buddies'

'Always with the violence'

'Horseshoe theory! Be mindful of horseshoe theory!'

He basically admitted to being an incel without realizing it. When was the last time you actually interacted with a woman lucas? You just make up absurd excuses as to why you won't. and when you do anything else you end up literally screaming incel rage until you get banned from wherever you're doing it

and how the fuck does he think hes a player when he hasn't so much as spoken to a woman in a decade?

For someone who wants to make himself seem not sexist he sure does everything he can to make himself sound sexist

Also i'd like to know how 'i'm kicking it with my buddies' while not interacting with women somehow does not make him in incel. If anything he's implying hes gay cause the only way that would make sense if he is having sex with said buddies

Gee, lucas sure didn't think through the logic of what he is saying very much

 

[Wernology]

'You call me a simp but i'm really a player'

'Simps don't call out bullshit and incels don't try to interact but i'm kicking it with my buddies'

'Always with the violence'

'Horseshoe theory! Be mindful of horseshoe theory!'

He basically admitted to being an incel without realizing it. When was the last time you actually interacted with a woman lucas? You just make up absurd excuses as to why you won't. and when you do anything else you end up literally screaming incel rage until you get banned from wherever you're doing it

and how the fuck does he think hes a player when he hasn't so much as spoken to a woman in a decade?

For someone who wants to make himself seem not sexist he sure does everything he can to make himself sound sexist

Also i'd like to know how 'i'm kicking it with my buddies' while not interacting with women somehow does not make him in incel. If anything he's implying hes gay cause the only way that would make sense if he is having sex with said buddies

Gee, lucas sure didn't think through the logic of what he is saying very much

Don't players usually get laid more than once every decade?

Does--does he think people can't see his old videos and posts that are 90% him screeching about not being able to get laid?

It's videos like this that, if he were a smarter person, I'd swear would be the obvious tell that he's playing a really stupid character for views or something.

Every time it seems like he couldn't say something dumber he manages to do it so effortlessly.

 

[CrazyAsHell]

'You call me a simp but i'm really a player'

'Simps don't call out bullshit and incels don't try to interact but i'm kicking it with my buddies'

'Always with the violence'

'Horseshoe theory! Be mindful of horseshoe theory!'

He basically admitted to being an incel without realizing it. When was the last time you actually interacted with a woman lucas? You just make up absurd excuses as to why you won't. and when you do anything else you end up literally screaming incel rage until you get banned from wherever you're doing it

and how the fuck does he think hes a player when he hasn't so much as spoken to a woman in a decade?

For someone who wants to make himself seem not sexist he sure does everything he can to make himself sound sexist

Also i'd like to know how 'i'm kicking it with my buddies' while not interacting with women somehow does not make him in incel. If anything he's implying hes gay cause the only way that would make sense if he is having sex with said buddies

Gee, lucas sure didn't think through the logic of what he is saying very much

I have never in my life seen any idiot equate getting laid with politics. No, Lucas. It's not because your homeless. It's not because you don't have a job or any fucking hope of living anything that even looks like a normal fucking life. It's because you're a fucking creep and a pedo.

 

[IceQueen]

At this rate, next year he will be ranting about the hunnies only wanting cockblocking clones who flash around their winter coats and two legs.

Also let's not forget that last summer Lucas wore a curved baseball cap and said it was fine because it wasn't a flatbill.

 

[WonderWino]

Dear god. I don't know what he did to that flank steak but holy mother of god that looks horrifying

I mean he put smoked ground mustard.....on a steak....before putting it in the toaster oven. What the fuck is wrong with this guy. His pallet must be utterly fucked up

Also he has officially admitted to trying to bait women again. So far with food, pop, candy and smokes

 

[AnOminous]

I mean he put smoked ground mustard.....on a steak....before putting it in the toaster oven. What the fuck is wrong with this guy. His pallet must be utterly fucked up

How have they not banned him from using that? It must be absolutely fucking foul after this freak creates disgusting concoctions in it.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Are we sure this dude has diabetes?

 

[Wernology]

Are we sure this dude has diabetes?

He used to have an active RX for insulin which he used, in addition to actually testing his blood sugar.

Type 2 has a tendency to fade away and sometimes clear up entirely if you clean up your diet, cut out a lot of junk food, moderate carb intake (especially anything high in cane sugar), and lose weight, all of which he did for awhile when he had housing and I know he mentioned a few times while he was still really trying to prove he was the pinnacle of health, that he was able to go off of insulin after several fasting blood tests that showed his triglyceride levels had dropped to well within normal ranges and he was told that he could stop taking insulin if his blood sugar kept testing normal for awhile, which it did.

So he stopped, and it was after an actual doctor told him he didn't need it anymore; like he had actually managed to improve one minor thing about himself. The only lasting symptoms he seemed to have was numbness (or at least lessened feeling, I forget which) in his feet, which is common in diabetics in general due to poor circulation and doesn't always clear up, even if they get their diabetes under control.

Then he got lazy, fat, and started inhaling junk food again so while it's not guaranteed that the type 2 would come right on back, it's definitely possible. It's also possible that it wouldn't.

I suspect if it had he might be having more symptoms that would alarm even him enough to go back to the ER over it.

I also want to see him try to gnaw through the leather that flank steak likely became. Flank steak is annoying as shit to cook even if you know what you're doing with it, and that dumbass covered it in dry spices and threw it in a toaster oven. There is 0% chance that it won't be an overcooked shoe sole once he's done incinerating it.

 

[themotherflippin480]

How have they not banned him from using that? It must be absolutely fucking foul after this freak creates disgusting concoctions in it.

Anyone wanna attempt to make it and tell me how bad it tastes?

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone wanna attempt to make it and tell me how bad it tastes?

I would never do that to a flank steak, not even for science.

 

[WonderWino]

He used to have an active RX for insulin which he used, in addition to actually testing his blood sugar.

Type 2 has a tendency to fade away and sometimes clear up entirely if you clean up your diet, cut out a lot of junk food, moderate carb intake (especially anything high in cane sugar), and lose weight, all of which he did for awhile when he had housing and I know he mentioned a few times while he was still really trying to prove he was the pinnacle of health, that he was able to go off of insulin after several fasting blood tests that showed his triglyceride levels had dropped to well within normal ranges and he was told that he could stop taking insulin if his blood sugar kept testing normal for awhile, which it did.

So he stopped, and it was after an actual doctor told him he didn't need it anymore; like he had actually managed to improve one minor thing about himself. The only lasting symptoms he seemed to have was numbness (or at least lessened feeling, I forget which) in his feet, which is common in diabetics in general due to poor circulation and doesn't always clear up, even if they get their diabetes under control.

Then he got lazy, fat, and started inhaling junk food again so while it's not guaranteed that the type 2 would come right on back, it's definitely possible. It's also possible that it wouldn't.

I suspect if it had he might be having more symptoms that would alarm even him enough to go back to the ER over it.

I also want to see him try to gnaw through the leather that flank steak likely became. Flank steak is annoying as shit to cook even if you know what you're doing with it, and that dumbass covered it in dry spices and threw it in a toaster oven. There is 0% chance that it won't be an overcooked shoe sole once he's done incinerating it.

The thing is he has admitted he still has diabetes and the fact his foot and hands are all fucked up, and he has lost feeling in parts of his body show he's still got it pretty bad. I very much doubt it ever went away for him

but yeah that steak is going to be utterly horrifying. not to mention he treats a flank steak like its some super expensive high quality cut. ffs I make my dog beef stew out of better cuts than that. so my dog literally eats better than he does. probably with better table manners as well

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Also she will raise their daughter so that when WifeMum is too old and haggard at the decrepit age of 35 to be hot anymore, Lucas will have a young tween daughter to call him “daddy,” a notion he has stated before that he creepily enjoys. He will molest that child, no doubt.

Thirty Five!? You're being very optimistic, AbraCadaver. What is the oldest age woman we have seen Lucas interested in - also, what are the youngest ages and average ages?

 

[Telomere Savalas]

I don't know how Washington parents are in Southern states a white teen girl getting blacked is enough to get disowned and booted from her parents house with them not giving a literal fuck what happens to her. Someone like Lucas could rape her and the parents would view that as Karma for what they see as racial treason. Not sure if rural Washington parents roll like that or not with her having to go somewhere like Spokane for shelter.

I'm sure it still happens, but not with the frequency that it did 30-40 years ago. Certainly not in lily-white Washington.

 

[AnOminous]

so my dog literally eats better than he does. probably with better table manners as well

It's really tasty if done correctly. It takes a bit of marinade. What Lucas did to it is fiendish, though. It would be like eating a shoe.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's not because your homeless. It's not because you don't have a job or any fucking hope of living anything that even looks like a normal fucking life. It's because you're a fucking creep and a pedo.

It's really all those things. I have never seen anyone who really has zero positive qualities and nothing good going on in their life quite like Lucas. He is ugly inside and out. He is overly arrogant and is a ragman and slovenly and lazy, along with being a creep and a pedo.