Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
Back to mooing about how he would be a good dad because he can make a toasted sandwich on a filthy pan in a toaster oven. I do not think that pan is being cleaned at all.

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Only this motherfucker would think that making a fucking toasted bologna and cheese fucking sandwich would earn him a father of the year award. Holy shit.....you can't make this shit up
 
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WonderWino said:
No, he is claiming he got an 80% in one assignment. Days after claiming thats what he believed he was going to get, while making a point of not showing what he actually got on the assignment, while showing even his class notes are incoherent insanity

Its all bs. He made up the 80%. He's done that before and thinks nobody catches him doing it
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Well then that further affirms my point.
If Lucas didn't actually get that 80% on one assignment, then he's going to get shafted with midterms & finals.
mothman96 said:
The other people in the shelter lost a toaster oven to the Freak's filth.
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Lucas blames greedy republicans for the plight of the poor, yet his presence alone is cracking out to be a net loss of space & utilities for the homeless of Spokane.
 
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I know this has been pointed out before but to "bump" up this key point. Lucas believes that agephobia and classism is why he doesn't have a girlfriend, but when taking all of his flaws into account, being poor, homeless, and in his 40s are the least things that make him so repulsive.
 
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If it wasn't for all the comments about the filthy pan, he wouldn't have "cleaned" it. That's if he was the one that did it.

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Now did he clean the sink or left the crud that came off the pan stuck to the sink.
 
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In both of these videos where he's tried to reinforce the idea that he'd be a good dad, his only point of reference is if the kid doesn't like food he gives them, he'd change it in some way. Pretty sure there's substantially more that goes into parenthood than turning their wheat thins into some kind of sriracha mayo nachos abomination and toasting their sandwiches. As with all things with Lucas though, the selling point always has something to do with food or the provision of it.


Here's a counter point to why you'd be a good dad Lucas, you can't have legal custody of a child if you can't put a fucking roof over their head. Know how you like to brag about living in a homeless shelter like it's a noble cause? Yea the federal government doesn't see it that way when it comes to raising a kid.
 
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Deathsprinkles said:
In both of these videos where he's tried to reinforce the idea that he'd be a good dad, his only point of reference is if the kid doesn't like food he gives them, he'd change it in some way. Pretty sure there's substantially more that goes into parenthood than turning their wheat thins into some kind of sriracha mayo nachos abomination and toasting their sandwiches. As with all things with Lucas though, the selling point always has something to do with food or the provision of it.


Here's a counter point to why you'd be a good dad Lucas, you can't have legal custody of a child if you can't put a fucking roof over their head. Know how you like to brag about living in a homeless shelter like it's a noble cause? Yea the federal government doesn't see it that way when it comes to raising a kid.
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Oh, no, you've got it all wrong. You see, once Lucas and his ACAB kween have a kid the government will step in and give them a home and more welfare. Furthermore, a grandchild would please the crown of King Roy and the elk kingdom and the king would surely let Lucas back into the kingdom with a grandchild.

This is what Lucas thinks...
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Oh, no, you've got it all wrong. You see, once Lucas and his ACAB kween have a kid the government will step in and give them a home and more welfare. Furthermore, a grandchild would please the crown of King Roy and the elk kingdom and the king would surely let Lucas back into the kingdom with a grandchild.

This is what Lucas thinks...
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What’s so incredibly sad and disturbing is that this is EXACTLY what he thinks . Rather than immediately take the innocent child from the monster and whatever equally horrid crack whore let the abomination impregnate her, the government will give them a home, more money and more EBT. Such a fucking unbelievable twat.
 
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mothman96 said:
If it wasn't for all the comments about the filthy pan, he wouldn't have "cleaned" it. That's if he was the one that did it.
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Yup. I think he's been reading here again. Also, it's hilarious that he displays this semi-clean pan as an accomplishment. He's plenty good now ladies, he cleaned one thing!

LeeLoo said:
...and whatever equally horrid crack whore let the abomination impregnate her
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I don't even think a really messed up woman desperate for her next hit would touch him. He's stupid and gullible, so she'd likely find a way to rob him instead.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Oh you absolutely know he drinks that shit right out of the bottle just like the peanut sauce.

He has to.
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At least he doesn't leave a bottle of it to ferment behind a radiator for a few weeks at the shelter to make his own horrifying brand of booze. I can totally see him chugging bottles of sirachabrau while stumbling around spokane until he keels over and passes out in a snowbank for the night
 
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mothman96 said:
The daycare @Nobleman spoke of here is the Rainbow Daycare, 621 W. Sprague. I remembered something about the Freak creeping around a daycare before so I checked. Found the post by @Telomayonnaise. In the Freak's video "Dogwhistling The Christians" he was creeping in the parking garage above the same Rainbow Daycare. The Wells Fargo Bank in the background.


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I'd like to know why exactly he was skulking around in a parking garage next to a daycare like that in the first place. Thats literally classic pedo behavior and I can't think of any legit reason for him to be there
 
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WonderWino said:
I'd like to know why exactly he was skulking around in a parking garage next to a daycare like that in the first place. Thats literally classic pedo behavior and I can't think of any legit reason for him to be there
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As Nobleman noted and can be seen in the picture the daycare has glass walls facing the street. We also know the Freak has shown himself to creep by the daycare. I'd say the glass walls where he can look in and see the little girls is what draws him to creep by that daycare.
 
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