Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Maxxicus Callahan said:
Ok, I’ll tell you a story. I volunteered to be her note taker and it was worth it in the end because I got paid $300. She was a massive perv towards me though not as bad as Lucas is but she kept asking me to have sex with her every day and I just kept telling her I wasn’t allowed (to be funny). Then I find out from a girl I was dating that she shares her fan fiction about me written on her hentai fantasy tumblr blog. She shows this to the girl I’m seeing because she wants to know if her writing is on point. I didn’t want to read it at the time but now it would be kind of funny.

The thought of it was kind of objectifying though to know someone is writing about your body in a sexually explicit way and not only that making up fantasies about other dudes in the class with you and herself in a gangbang situation. Anyways she always had to bring up the fact that she wanted sex all the time and wanted to play kink games and have sleepover parties.

She got really horny a lot in class too until the teachers just told her in disbelief to stop sharing this information with the class. She never got thrown out for some reason but everyone was so fed up with her disruptions that we let her go play games on her iPad in a corner during classes. Never turned off the sound though so whatever Hentai games she was playing were broadcast to those in range. Damn looking back we all got very good at ignoring her but she also started a lot of arguments with people for no reason like when anyone told her to stop behaving disruptively or dangerously she’d throw a tantrum and argue nonsense. She simply had no ability to listen to or respect others.

It would be hilarious to see Lucas interact with her. They both stink with massive body odour issues, share similar interests in sex, if those two were together in a class it would be hilariously weird they might actually hit it off just to use one another for what they desire. Lucas being arrogant would probably think he’s too good for her though even if they share a lot in common. But maybe Lucas is just desperate enough now to cut his losses if an opportunity like that came up. The fucked up thing with Lucas though is that he is malicious, she wasn’t seeking to do harm to anyone else. I believe Lucas is seeking to do harm or at the very least fantasizes about abusing young women and girls.

P.S to finish I wanted to include one other cooking disaster. She tried blending a sauce during an exam and forgot to put the lid on the container. The contents of the sauce splattered everywhere. My girlfriend who I mentioned earlier was next to her and covered in sauce from head to toe. The shit was hot but luckily she was ok. I don’t know what the college was thinking. Since I left the program she’s been allowed back.
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Is this her?
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Elisabitch said:
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Poor Lucas, he keeps using this new buzzword he learned and panties STILL aren't dropping all around him.
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Yeah, Lucas is no misogynist. Oh, no, not him. No, he is a true male feminist, who is plenty good. He believes that women can be passed out by men who hoard them. He also, shows his feministic side by calling women names like "sweetheart, or "hunny".

And mooove on from his domestic violence conviction. He had too much Pepsi, too much Pepsi. That would make anyone violent.

Also, he is a big proponent for women working in the family as he will stay home and "cook" and "clean". He is sooo much better than those flatbills misogynists with their cars, and money and homes that aren't public shelters. Who the hell do they think they are?
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Lucas flexing on people about subscribers. What a dumbshit. Half of his subscribers probably came from me and I'm a complete nobody in the grand scheme of things.
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All of his subscribers are there to laugh at him. He doesn't understand that. He thinks he's some kind of special YouTube star.

Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, Lucas is no misogynist. Oh, no, not him. No, he is a true male feminist, who is plenty good. He believes that women can be passed out by men who hoard them. He also, shows his feministic side by calling women names like "sweetheart, or "hunny".

And mooove on from his domestic violence conviction. He had too much Pepsi, too much Pepsi. That would make anyone violent.
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He can't accept that women have free agency because then he has to admit that the reason he doesn't have a girlfriend is that women just don't like him.

I still don't understand his reasoning that too much Pepsi caused him to lose his shit and throw that glass. Caffeine or sugar is not known to provoke violent tendencies. The worse that usually happens with too much caffeine is your heart may race, you won't be able to hold still, and you may suffer from insomnia.

Lucas can't admit that his failings are his own. He always has to blame it on someone or something else.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
It's less obnoxious than sperging about guillotines, I'll give him that.
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One thing that's never made sense to me about Lucas, one thing of many I guess, how can you be in love with the nonspecific masses between a certain age and another age?


You love INDIVIDUALS, you don't love unspecified masses of people romantically.

You're promising to protect an unnamed faceless girl out there that you may or may not meet in the future?

It's total nonsense. Best case scenario, it's a fetish. Worst case scenario, you're totally insane.

Edit: In response to @A whole lotta nope 's comment above mine, I realized something about Lucas earlier, when I was relistening to some of the geek room podcast. When people pretend to be Lucas's friend on Instagram or Facebook, so that they can stick around and observe his profiles, that's no different to Lucas than an actual friend.

During the geek room podcast, Lucas mentioned a female friend of his telling him about Korean meatballs, and showing him pictures, and I obviously deduce that this is some troll, trying to get themselves closer to Lucas to catfish him, or something of the sort, but the significant thing here is that this is no different than a real friend to Lucas.
The way he sees the world, anyone who's nice to him, the nice comment stick to his brain and he forgets everything else.

Remember how the one thing Lucas hot from the woman in the geek room podcast was that she claimed to be 18, which was kind of a distortion of what she had said, but I guarantee you he thought those two women were legitimately asking him out, rather than using themselves as examples to try to determine the hypocrisies of his supposed philosophy to women.

Lucas picks and chooses anything that Strokes his ego, and drops the rest.

No one should pretend to be his friend because all it does is make sure that his most obnoxious Tendencies swell bigger and bigger.

Just like his gourd head.
 
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It's been awhile since I've checked to see if a zoomer bae was in the cards for Lucas.

What better time to check than less than 12 hours before Valentine's Day, when he's clearly showered and got a hotel room in anticipation for finding his bae just in time for what I'm sure he'll denounce after he once again can't even get a pity fuck as a capitalist shill holiday?

Not surprisingly, it's still not in the cards.

If you'd rather not go to my IG, here:

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It’s been awhile, let’s see if a Zoomer Bae is in the cards for Lucas yet, especially with Valentine's Day being less than a day away!

The Magician reversed tells us Lucas has become cynical and is starting to believe that he will never attract anyone that isn't a catfish or that isn't trolling him.

Nine of Cups reversed jumps off of that and reiterates it as well as explains that nobody is ever going to want him because he's got such crippling self esteem issues coupled with his attempts to disguise that by feigning confidence simply comes off as being arrogant and conceited, which are two traits nobody likes.

King of Wands, in the context of the other two cards, shows that the still has desperately misplaced hope that there is a zoomer bae out there that will look at him and go with, "Yes, I want the homeless guy with anger issues, a DV conviction a history of violating boundaries and restraining orders, untreated mental illness, and who is also significantly overweight, has MRSA, and a bad personality."

Reversed Empress has him being an overbearing, arrogant pain in the neck that nobody wants to be around, as well as projecting his insecurities onto others, and the reversed Page of Swords is just straight up disappointment and more failure where relationships are concerned.

The Hierophant tells us another catfish is in the cards, and she'll make him believe she is that zoomer bae, easily lure him into thinking that she truly loves him then either ghost him, trick him into traveling again, or just collect a lot of hilarious voicemails and DMs and post them publicly, The Page of Swords reversed just points out that it'll be an obvious catfish that he'll fall for again.

Alas, the reversed Empress, reversed Page of Swords, and Hierophant tell us that it's just not in the cards.
 
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Just a heads up, due to multiple homeless frozen deaths at night tje last few days, the city is giving out motel vouchers to last up to late next week.

This is why Lucas is not at Motel 6 as usual. He most likely left his shelter and claimed he was on the streets to get a voucher without considering what to do once the voucher runs out and all the shelters are packed and he can't get back in.
 
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Nobleman said:
Just a heads up, due to multiple homeless frozen deaths at night tje last few days, the city is giving out motel vouchers to last up to late next week.

This is why Lucas is not at Motel 6 as usual. He most likely left his shelter and claimed he was on the streets to get a voucher without considering what to do once the voucher runs out and all the shelters are packed and he can't get back in.
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Any info as to which motels the city is giving the vouchers for?
 
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Nobleman said:
Just a heads up, due to multiple homeless frozen deaths at night tje last few days, the city is giving out motel vouchers to last up to late next week.

This is why Lucas is not at Motel 6 as usual. He most likely left his shelter and claimed he was on the streets to get a voucher without considering what to do once the voucher runs out and all the shelters are packed and he can't get back in.
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That foolish cow! He heard about this and thought: "Mooo! Free hotel! Let me get one of those vouchers! What am I entitled to? Am I entitled to a free hotel room for being a bum? Apparently, I am! What am I entitled to? What are you entitled to? Gibs me dat!"

Do we know how long the vouchers are good for? The dumb ass is risking losing his shelter spot and his beloved toaster oven. He really has zero ability to plan for the future. Just the right now, right now, right now, right now!

He probably thinks that the government will step in and give him somewhere to go. It's their job to take care of him. Same thing if he has a kid. They should pay him and house him for that.

Honestly, he will probably find somewhere to go, but if he doesn't and he has spent his tugboat already on Clinkerniggers, then he is in a bad spot. But Tubby never considers that.
 
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klickitat said:
I think he's mad at me. Let's hope he doesn't call 5-0.


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Sadly, youtube auto deleted both comments but, hey, at least they show up in my notifications!
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lol mr acab threatens people with the cops. If anything he'd be the one getting busted for acting like a deranged loon, especially with his history with cops

That said, its amusing to consider lucas's clearly not deeply considered views to their logical conclusion:

Lucas is a communist
Lucas wants to abolish private ownership of property
Lucas clearly sees women as property to be owned by men and that every man except him seems to own
Therefore lucas inadvertently wants to abolish women
Therefore lucas just wants there to be him and men
Therefore what lucas wants a world of nothing but him and other men
Therefore lucas freudian slipped his way into a round about way of inferring he's gay

Marshal Mannerheim said:
This reads like a random text generator that was fed social justice buzzwords
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.....Reading that makes me want to dig out an old insult generator project and rework it into a wern speak generator

Da Dude123 said:
And mooove on from his domestic violence conviction. He had too much Pepsi, too much Pepsi. That would make anyone violent.
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Which is all the more hilarious when you remember that he recorded himself drinking an energy drink just a few days ago with no apparent ill effects in regard to violent behavior. He literally proved his claim to be a bullshit lie and recorded it for all to point to and call him on it
 
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Nobleman said:
Just a heads up, due to multiple homeless frozen deaths at night tje last few days, the city is giving out motel vouchers to last up to late next week.

This is why Lucas is not at Motel 6 as usual. He most likely left his shelter and claimed he was on the streets to get a voucher without considering what to do once the voucher runs out and all the shelters are packed and he can't get back in.
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Of course he did, he can only think as far ahead as his dick, and we all know how short that is.
 
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He just screamed so many words about how he isn't greedy but watch him leave his shelter for greener pastures when he gets the chance. Oh well, I guess that means someone more deserving might get to use the toaster oven for a bit.

So if he's clear pilled it must mean he was blackpilled first. So he's finally admitting to being an incel. Good job, Lucas!
 
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Fatal Walter said:
He just screamed so many words about how he isn't greedy but watch him leave his shelter for greener pastures when he gets the chance. Oh well, I guess that means someone more deserving might get to use the toaster oven for a bit.

So if he's clear pilled it must mean he was blackpilled first. So he's finally admitting to being an incel. Good job, Lucas!
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I love how Lucas sees you and klickitat as his arch nemesis the obstacle that stands in his way to getting poon. I’ll show them I’m not greedy and then the masses of Gen Z women will flock to me when I show them I hand out handfuls of weed and feed the homeless shelter (but never bothers to make a communal pot of soup).

I wonder if he’s ever heard of a Gurdwara, the Sikh holy temples where communally feeding people is a core tenet of the faith.
 
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