Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
You would think he would want to at least maybe see the news or some show with little girls in it or whatever considering thats his thing, but I get the feeling he's got some kind of weird malkavian thing going non ironically where the voices on the wind say shit through the tv to him that sets him off.
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He's literally a schizophrenic who has spent substantial parts of his life involuntarily locked up in the loony bin.
 
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WonderWino said:
I've had a suspicion for awhile now as to why lucas doesn't use the tv when he has a room. You would think he would want to at least maybe see the news or some show with little girls in it or whatever considering thats his thing, but I get the feeling he's got some kind of weird malkavian thing going non ironically where the voices on the wind say shit through the tv to him that sets him off. It would explain alot about his avoidance of it. Especially considering its not like there is anything else to do in a motel room. There has to be a reason for it and I can't imagine what else it could be
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He's been homeless for so long, he's used to not having TV, I guess?
 
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He's a goldmine of extra stupid on IG today:


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WonderWino said:
I get the feeling he's got some kind of weird malkavian thing going non ironically where the voices on the wind say shit through the tv to him that sets him off
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People who have schizophrenia have their pattern recognition turned up to 9.9
The commercials, TV shows, talk either about them or to them.
White Wolf's fictional insane vampires are based on true and honest insane human beings.
 
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A friend of a friend shared posted a status about how the Wern's reliance on snake oil science to try to score a girlfriend decades younger than him represents peak leftism. I don't really care about the sentiment, but Lucas apparently obsessively searches his name on a regular basis, because he showed up in the comments of the post only a few hours later. Not my screenshots.

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klickitat said:
I'd suggest re-reading what I posted about it a few posts up, it's explained pretty clearly.

Also, best/worst video pause still:

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It is funny, that he brags about stuff, everyone can do and it is rather normal. Lucas, every sane adult can do laundry, vacuum, dishes, take care of their own lawn or cock on at least basic level (which is beyond your level actually).
 
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Mertor said:
It is funny, that he brags about stuff, everyone can do and it is rather normal. Lucas, every sane adult can do laundry, vacuum, dishes, take care of their own lawn or cock on at least basic level (which is beyond your level actually).
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Yet he can't manage to keep housing because of his unstable and unpleasant personality, which is much more important than chores or being able to "hay horses".
 
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klickitat said:
I felt a little bad that Lucas was still forever alone on Valentine's Day, so I made him a nice, romantic new dating profile showcasing the kind of behavior a lady could expect if they agree to date him for some inexplicable reason.

Also, that voicemail he left for the Tiffany catfish is one of the all time funniest fucking things he's ever left for someone and the fact that he thinks he sounded sexy and desirable will forever be hilarious to me.


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Man, if he called me "ovulator" I would fuck him in a minute.....gee pukus.....I don't understand why you are having such a hard time with it.
 
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klickitat said:
Yet he can't manage to keep housing because of his unstable and unpleasant personality, which is much more important than chores or being able to "hay horses".
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He’s really blown his chances of receiving housing of any kind. It’s a nice idea to put up homeless people, give them a barebones flat and a second chance but if they can’t even manage that after multiple opportunities it’d make more sense to have them institutionalized. Lucas strikes me as someone who has been given more chances than most. Does anyone know when his family officially gave up on him and cut their ties?
 
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Amewsed said:
It's humorous to me he posts about the working class needing relief when he is a burden to the working class.
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Someone who doesn't plan to work another day in their life and couldn't give less of a shit about anyone he can't benefit from in some way doesn't care about the minimum wage for their own sake or anyone else's.

This is just another, "Look gen Z I'm deep and care about things, plz notice me senpai!"
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
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Lucas’s own circle of Hell constantly wallowing in a state of self inflicted mental torture, he will never learn. It’s like he’s shouting into the void with this ‘meme’. In space no one in Gen Z can hear you scream.
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I’m confused. Does he live on and/or hate Mercury?
 
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