Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

So as a diabetic, I will admit that I failed a couple of times to transition away from sugared soda, mostly because I tried when diet was the only other drink option.

However, when I was finally officially diagnosed as a diabetic I made a serious push to change that part of my intake. It took a couple of weeks, but by that point the availability of zero sugar instead of diet made it a lot easier, and now I don't think I could go back to sugar in my soda if I tried. Something I realize now is that sugared soda has a HORRIBLE aftertaste for me, whereas zero sugar doesn't.

So yes, if Lucas weren't such a lazy fuck he could easily make that change and not miss a beat.
Of course he blamed "too much soda" for the "just a glass thrown" DV incident with Suzanne. And in a video he called her a bitch and blamed her for giving him all the soda. Of course the fat monger can't keep a straight lie and admitted he got buttmad cos some guy was in the restaurant with two "girlfriends" (probably friends or relatives, two things that fatty has little experience of..)
 
I wonder how his parents feel honestly especially his dad. I mean I know they give him money from time to time but still.

His parents obviously feel bad for him, but they feel humiliation and failure a whole lot more, they also have an obligation to keep Lucas from harming other family members. I am sure earlier in life he was allowed to live with his parents as a young adult, but he burnt that bridge long ago, they will send him money, but I think he brought so much shame to his family that they wouldn't want to meet him face-to-face.
Except for the time his mom payed for a couple of days at Motel 6 when he returned to Spokane from getting catfished to LA, I'd say he's been completely cut off financially by his parents. He'd said more than once he never asks him parents for money likely because he knows they won't give him any. If it wasn't for getting catfished to LA/another state, there would not have been any paid Motel 6 from his mom.
 
Except for the time his mom payed for a couple of days at Motel 6 when he returned to Spokane from getting catfished to LA, I'd say he's been completely cut off financially by his parents. He'd said more than once he never asks him parents for money likely because he knows they won't give him any. If it wasn't for getting catfished to LA/another state, there would not have been any paid Motel 6 from his mom.
I think it being right at the holidays is what made them pay for a room for him. I honestly don't know if they would otherwise. It's not like they broke the bank when they sent him his $25 PF Chang's gift card the year before for his birthday and nothing for xmas that year.
 
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Brilliant...
 
I think it being right at the holidays is what made them pay for a room for him. I honestly don't know if they would otherwise. It's not like they broke the bank when they sent him his $25 PF Chang's gift card the year before for his birthday and nothing for xmas that year.
I was just thinking this "pity" post about not getting any reply back from his stepdad, /"I see you have no love for me" motivated his mom to pay for the room since I'm sure Lucas did it to make his mom and stepdad look bad if they didn't help him out.

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His parents obviously feel bad for him, but they feel humiliation and failure a whole lot more, they also have an obligation to keep Lucas from harming other family members. I am sure earlier in life he was allowed to live with his parents as a young adult, but he burnt that bridge long ago, they will send him money, but I think he brought so much shame to his family that they wouldn't want to meet him face-to-face. Also considering how he talks what he wanted to do to his nieces when they were younger, this was obviously the best option. Roy will buy Lucas a meal or some stuff once in a blue moon, but other than that, Lucas is own his own. But you also have to remember Lucas did this all to himself, he couldn't control his compulsions and ended up hurting the ones who loved him, he didn't take his medications or go to therapy, he doubled down on his compulsions and broadcasts them for the world to see.
I think he mentioned acting out when he was younger. He'll get aggressive with people he's comfortable around. We saw this in the video where he's trying to fight his old roommate who called him a pedophile. His folks are getting up there in years. If he gets physical with them, they can't really defend themselves and they're old enough that they might have an issue recovering from a physical altercation.

Plus they probably have a relationship with their step-kids that is contingent on Lucas not being around. It wouldn't surprise me if his niece's parent's had an ultimatum basically stating "If he's around, we're not". Which would you choose? A fulfilling relationship with your grandkids or housing an obese unmedicated schizophrenic pedophile who may or may not get physical and definitely won't shut up about wanting to bone your grandkids.

As we saw during the FartBox Saga, giving him money doesn't end up with him making good choices with that money. It'd be like me giving my kid a grand and letting her go shopping. We'd end up with a mountain of Shopkins, cheap overpriced plastic toys and JoJo Siwa fashion accessories. In her defense, she's 6. With Lucas it wouldn't go towards clothes, a better apartment, etc. He'd blow it on manufacturing nonsensical board games like Cafeteria Uprising and/or board games that he'd never play because he's antisocial. Giving him money is just throwing good money after bad.

They tried housing him back in his earlier days, but that ended poorly. The apartment was messy to the point he was about to get evicted until his folks came and cleaned it up. He then started threatening people to bring him women like he did during the fartbox saga.

In short, unless Lucas underwent some dramatic changes he's beyond help and I think his parents, while likely sad about it, realize it.
 
I think he mentioned acting out when he was younger. He'll get aggressive with people he's comfortable around. We saw this in the video where he's trying to fight his old roommate who called him a pedophile. His folks are getting up there in years. If he gets physical with them, they can't really defend themselves and they're old enough that they might have an issue recovering from a physical altercation.

Plus they probably have a relationship with their step-kids that is contingent on Lucas not being around. It wouldn't surprise me if his niece's parent's had an ultimatum basically stating "If he's around, we're not". Which would you choose? A fulfilling relationship with your grandkids or housing an obese unmedicated schizophrenic pedophile who may or may not get physical and definitely won't shut up about wanting to bone your grandkids.

As we saw during the FartBox Saga, giving him money doesn't end up with him making good choices with that money. It'd be like me giving my kid a grand and letting her go shopping. We'd end up with a mountain of Shopkins, cheap overpriced plastic toys and JoJo Siwa fashion accessories. In her defense, she's 6. With Lucas it wouldn't go towards clothes, a better apartment, etc. He'd blow it on manufacturing nonsensical board games like Cafeteria Uprising and/or board games that he'd never play because he's antisocial. Giving him money is just throwing good money after bad.

They tried housing him back in his earlier days, but that ended poorly. The apartment was messy to the point he was about to get evicted until his folks came and cleaned it up. He then started threatening people to bring him women like he did during the fartbox saga.

In short, unless Lucas underwent some dramatic changes he's beyond help and I think his parents, while likely sad about it, realize it.
So you think he'll end up dying homeless?
 
So you think he'll end up dying homeless?
He's going to die homeless or institutionalized and given the rate he's declining physically, I'd wager it'll be in the next 10-15 years (if that).

His siblings hate him (his brother was on SOFALAW awhile back talking about him and about how his Dad at least has disinherited him), his parents have washed their hands of him, the state has basically washed their hands of him (he's on the no rent list) and he's unable and unwilling to do anything to improve his situation.
 
At no time has a woman wanted to be his. As usual it's just his delusional claims
This video is insane, even by Lucas standards. His WHOLE SHTICK is that he can't get a GF (and let's be honest, this is the guy who propositions/comes on to an entire generation and not just a single woman so it's not like he's that picky) and now he does a video acting like he's got all these women out there saying they are "his" and he's calling them out as if he caught them lying/being unfaithful/hypocritical. Pure insanity.
 

Because they aren't your women.
Are people born this narcissistic and entitled or do they develop these tendencies based on some kind of trauma, neglect or abuse?

Edit: I think everyone remembers that one annoying kid in school that thought they were the best at everything and just made up dumb exaggerated claims to inflate their own ego. Even when they were flat out beat at something they claimed to be the Michael Jordan of and made to look like a complete idiot for lying they still couldn’t accept the fact that they lost.
 
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He's going to die homeless or institutionalized and given the rate he's declining physically, I'd wager it'll be in the next 10-15 years (if that).

His siblings hate him (his brother was on SOFALAW awhile back talking about him and about how his Dad at least has disinherited him), his parents have washed their hands of him, the state has basically washed their hands of him (he's on the no rent list) and he's unable and unwilling to do anything to improve his situation.
I hope he makes it to 55 so he has to move the goal posts on the range of fecund sperm. Plus, as revolting as he is already, I’d love a dirty old man saga.
 
Omg lmao his new "How Are You My Woman?" video is hysterical... It has all kinds of Lucas gold: repeating himself, stumbling on his words and saying the wrong thing then fruitlessly trying to correct what he said, and best of all, constantly asking "If you do X, how are you my woman?" She's not your woman, PukeAss... That's the point. No woman will EVER be your woman. :)
 
I hope he makes it to 55 so he has to move the goal posts on the range of fecund sperm. Plus, as revolting as he is already, I’d love a dirty old man saga.
I think somewhere earlier in the thread he said he would kill himself by then if he hadn’t found his puss puss.

Not that he would actually do it. But at the rate he is eating and downing sugar drinks as a diabetic, he is pretty much killing himself the long way anyway.
 
I hope he makes it to 55 so he has to move the goal posts on the range of fecund sperm. Plus, as revolting as he is already, I’d love a dirty old man saga.
IF he makes it to 55 the dirty old man saga will likely be "I live in a nursing home you in name only left wingers, you classist, bigot, christian republicans."

ETA:
Today is his HED class day at 11:35 . The last video he posted is from the hotel room at the time he is usually attending class.
 
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I’m sure this has been brought up already, but is there any kind of confirmation that he tried to molest his niece? We know that he lusted after her and openly considered molesting her. I wouldn’t for a second doubt it. Lucas is all talk and also a total coward (fear of consequences alone has kept him from trying to rape a woman) but he’s also a manipulative opportunist. If he got his young niece alone in a place where she couldn’t call for help, I think he diddles her.
 
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I hope he makes it to 55 so he has to move the goal posts on the range of fecund sperm. Plus, as revolting as he is already, I’d love a dirty old man saga.
Him making it to 55 would be like a normal person living to 90. You have to figure he has become quite the disease magnet in the past 5 years, he had MRSA, COVID, possibly Herpes, and multiple other infectious boils and sores. You also have to factor in that he smokes and vapes, when he buys alcohol he drinks like there is no tomorrow, his idea of a healthy diet is gorging himself with massive quantities of food, on top of that diabetes and his sedentary lifestyle, and last but not least his insane delusions telling him to engage in dangerous behaviors. There is a reason most schizophrenics live to about 65, they are so engrossed in their delusions and paranoias, that they neglect to pay attention to their bodies and health. I give Lucas 10 years tops.
 
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