Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Telomerase1979]

I hope to god there’s a communal fridge where he’s staying, and he’s not just leaving open bags of hotdogs, bacon, and chicken wings out to fester at room temp under his fartcot.

 

[Amewsed]

He's gonna tell George Floyd's mother.
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You googled Gen Z women, you prove it Lucas. Let see it. Prove 2/3rds of the Gen Z women want to have a baby right now.

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Something tells me the two on the left are right in his preferred zone.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas the "feminist". It's agephobia for women to decide/chose who they date.

 

[LeeLoo]

Lucas the "feminist". It's agephobia for women to decide/chose who they date.

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He is the most exceptionally stupid human being I’ve ever had the displeasure of knowing. Does he actually think people are as stupid as he is, and forget that after he virtue signals about supporting women, in the next post he’s calling them every name in the book for not dating him? This is the one reason I’d want someone to interview him again. He needs to give some sort of answer as to how this is not a raging and misogynistic double standard.

 

[Krathnami]

The latest instalment of cooking with Lucas:

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That toaster oven looks beat to shit, not that the people who run the shelter give a shit. They’re just in this to get paid.

 

[WonderWino]

The latest instalment of cooking with Lucas:

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Not only is that utterly horrifying, and the bacon still largely raw, he pulled the pan out of the oven and put it straight onto the wooden table. Thats a real good way of causing significant burn damage to the table. The last time I saw someone do that did it on my grandparents kitchen counter, it ended up costing over 5k to repair the damage it did. So lucas is tempting fate at getting his ass banned from using the toaster oven if he isn't careful

and dear fucking god.....that tomato he is pushing around in the hot bacon grease in the pan, while it drips grease all over the table. and of course he put siracha mayo on it

 

[NattyDaddy]

Did his instagram get yoinked?

 

[Wernology]

He is the most exceptionally stupid human being I’ve ever had the displeasure of knowing. Does he actually think people are as stupid as he is, and forget that after he virtue signals about supporting women, in the next post he’s calling them every name in the book for not dating him? This is the one reason I’d want someone to interview him again. He needs to give some sort of answer as to how this is not a raging and misogynistic double standard.

He'd just claim it was "comedy" and the people who didn't get it were just too stupid to understand his SOPHISTICATED HUMOR. That's what he does any time someone calls him out and won't let him change the topic by rambling or screaming until they give up on an answer.

Did his instagram get yoinked?

No.
You just got blocked.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Not only is that utterly horrifying, and the bacon still largely raw, he pulled the pan out of the oven and put it straight onto the wooden table. Thats a real good way of causing significant burn damage to the table. The last time I saw someone do that did it on my grandparents kitchen counter, it ended up costing over 5k to repair the damage it did. So lucas is tempting fate at getting his ass banned from using the toaster oven if he isn't careful

and dear fucking god.....that tomato he is pushing around in the hot bacon grease in the pan, while it drips grease all over the table. and of course he put siracha mayo on it

Classic Lucas, the bacon still looked cold and raw, and Lucas eats it without questioning it. Then look at the tomato, it is so full of grease and won't even stick to his fork, it fell apart when he was trying to pick it up. This is a sign to a normal person that it isn't worth it, I should just throw it away. But in Lucas's highly sophisticated bum mind, that tomato was worth the struggle and the revolting flavor that came with the bacon grease was welcomed. This man truly eats every meal like it is his last, then again we don't know how many meals this fat faggot has left.

 

[NattyDaddy]

No.
You just got blocked.

Never commented or interacted with him on instagram so that'd be quiet the foresight

 

[Wernology]

Never commented or interacted with him on instagram so that'd be quiet the foresightView attachment 1953380

I hope you're not looking to me for an answer, but his IG is still there, I just refreshed it.

If you were following him and never interacted, sometimes he goes through his followers list and blocks anyone who he thinks looks "suspicious".

This is what I see when I visit his page on one of my burners. You got blocked, most likely.

 

[Tron]

He sure loves shoving shafts of meat in his mouth. If you look back at all his toaster oven videos it's got something to do with weiners almost every other video.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas, age does not always equal maturity. Look at yourself. You need a payee because you're incompetent with money, you can't keep a roof over your head and are now homeless. You need the gov't to do everything for you.You are mentally and physically unfit. You would make a rotten abusive husband and father. One more thing Lucas, Gen Z guys can kick your ass. Remember Isaac's 17 yr old brother. That's why you won't confront them IRL for "cockblocking" you. You know well you'll end up shitting your pants.
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[boner_alert]

This is absolute Lucas.

“Women don’t have dreams or careers or goals or ambitions of their own. They’re just a collection of holes, into which you insert food or dicks, and that keeps them happy.”

Women = just a collection of holes for food or dicks. I found this hilarious but then I took a minute to think about it. Imagine being Lucas, who truly, genuinely believes this and is unequivocally mentally incapable of understanding why it's wrong

Imagine being a greasy blubbery pedo whose every wretched waking moment is consumption. He takes from the earth its oxygen, crops, and animals and turns it into rancid diarrhea. For Lucas it doesn't matter how it comes out, whether its taco flavored and shooting out of his ass or takes form in the spit and froth of one of his deranged incel tantrums, just as long as its within earshot of young sweet fecund baes and zoomers he's attempting to befriend and also, in view of the entire internet

Imagine being such a selfish degenerate pedo monster that Lucas rationalizes kidnapping a vulnerable teen girl, or Lucas' real preference: a girl aged in the single digits, and locking her in a studio fartbox filled with shit and fast food for the rest of her life so he can experiment poking his rotting beetus fingers and mushing his scabby mrsa inchworm into her ovulator.. and worse, to serve as his constant sounding board for all his almost criminally stupid thoughts and ideas

Seriously, imagine being Lucas. Anyone with even a shred of decency would recognize that as a fat pedo lunatic with

• zero semblance of social decorum
• lack of hygiene/hygiene practices that are literally one notch below shitting in his hands and smearing it everywhere (eating wet food off roach motel beds, public bathroom sinks, off cement right next to alleyway dumpsters)
• refusal to restrain growing alarming predatory behaviors
• an inability and/or unwillingness to be of any value to society and so must leech off it for the rest of his utterly useless stupid life
• unholy stench from a melting pot of fatboy sweat, years of grime in all the unreachable crevices and endless layers of fat folds/skin, open sores and pus from mrsa he pretends isn't transmittable so he doesn't have to take care of it, and soon, the rotting flesh from untreated beetus

It's a blessing to even just be able to exist in peace. But this motherfucker actually believes he has super sperm that he tries to imply could cure cancer and covid, and he honestly truly believes in his pedo tard brain that an undercooked chicken leg bathed in ketchup and nacho cheese and his mrsa dick is a fair trade for lifetime imprisonment and torture

You can't think this and not be a truly callous sadistic misogynist. Only someone who doesn't see women as humans or even conscious breathing feeling organisms would think to do that to them

EDIT:

It won't last...

FAT FAGGOT: A FABLE

Once upon a time there was an old, soft white man named Lucas, who wasn't really a man. He had a comically small peepee, and withered nards, but nobody recognized him as a man because he was a fat faggot.

Lucas was afraid of black people and rap. He was very horny, but couldn't figure out how to satisfy his libido with teen puss puss, because teen girls are bigots and refuse to recognize the sexual value of homeless schizos.

Teen girls don't like racists, Lucas knew, and they like edgy alpha males.

Lucas said "nigger," and the puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas scratched his scalp with a hobo nail.

Lucas said "nigga," and the puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas rubbed his brow.

Lucas said "I will say 'nigga' until you bigots yeet me down some puss puss." And Lucas "said," or posted "nigga" on IG for a few days. No puss puss materialize.

Lucas bit his lip and paced under a bridge.

"Not letting me say 'nigger' is fascist!" Lucas howled to an uncaring world.

The puss puss did not materialize.

Lucas wept and ate a 6 burritos.

"Saying the n word is fascist, I stand against racism!" Lucas said loudly...

...and the puss puss didn't materialize.

LOL fuck do I love this place

 

[AbraCadaver]

Women = just a collection of holes for food or dicks. I found this hilarious but then I took a minute to think about it. Imagine being Lucas, who truly, genuinely believes this and is unequivocally mentally incapable of understanding why it's wrong

Imagine being a greasy blubbery pedo whose every wretched waking moment is consumption. He takes from the earth its oxygen, crops, and animals and turns it into rancid diarrhea. For Lucas it doesn't matter how it comes out, whether its taco flavored and shooting out of his ass or takes form in the spit and froth of one of his deranged incel tantrums, just as long as its within earshot of young sweet fecund baes and zoomers he's attempting to befriend and also, in view of the entire internet

Imagine being such a selfish degenerate pedo monster that Lucas rationalizes kidnapping a vulnerable teen girl, or Lucas' real preference: a girl aged in the single digits, and locking her in a studio fartbox filled with shit and fast food for the rest of her life so he can experiment poking his rotting beetus fingers and mushing his scabby mrsa inchworm into her ovulator.. and worse, to serve as his constant sounding board for all his almost criminally stupid thoughts and ideas

Seriously, imagine being Lucas. Anyone with even a shred of decency would recognize that as a fat pedo lunatic with

• zero semblance of social decorum
• lack of hygiene/hygiene practices that are literally one notch below shitting in his hands and smearing it everywhere (eating wet food off roach motel beds, public bathroom sinks, off cement right next to alleyway dumpsters)
• refusal to restrain growing alarming predatory behaviors
• an inability and/or unwillingness to be of any value to society and so must leech off it for the rest of his utterly useless stupid life
• unholy stench from a melting pot of fatboy sweat, years of grime in all the unreachable crevices and endless layers of fat folds/skin, open sores and pus from mrsa he pretends isn't transmittable so he doesn't have to take care of it, and soon, the rotting flesh from untreated beetus

It's a blessing to even just be able to exist in peace. But this motherfucker actually believes he has super sperm that he tries to imply could cure cancer and covid, and he honestly truly believes in his pedo tard brain that an undercooked chicken leg bathed in ketchup and nacho cheese and his mrsa dick is a fair trade for lifetime imprisonment and torture

You can't think this and not be a truly callous sadistic misogynist. Only someone who doesn't see women as humans or even conscious breathing feeling organisms would think to do that to them

“Criminally Stupid Ideas” should be the name of Lucas’ youtube channel.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

He's gonna tell George Floyd's mother.
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You googled Gen Z women, you prove it Lucas. Let see it. Prove 2/3rds of the Gen Z women want to have a baby right now.

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Googled "Generation Z Women". Found this.

https://ir.meredith.com/news-releas...-Injustice-Social-Media-And-More/default.aspx

Gen Z women are also less interested in getting married and having children than other generations, and they are more focused on their careers with 58% saying that starting their career is/was more important versus 42% saying that starting their family is/was more important. Less than half of Gen Z women say they feel/felt pressure to settle down with a single life partner (47%) or have children (40%). One-quarter (25%) of Gen Z women do not plan to have children.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas, age does not always equal maturity. Look at yourself. You need a payee because you're incompetent with money, you can't keep a roof over your head and are now homeless. You need the gov't to do everything for you.You are mentally and physically unfit. You would make a rotten abusive husband and father. One more thing Lucas, Gen Z guys can kick your ass. Remember Isaac's 17 yr old brother. That's why you won't confront them IRL for "cockblocking" you. You know well you'll end up shitting your pants.
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It’s nice to see someone put fatness never clean in their place

 

[Wernology]

Googled "Generation Z Women". Found this.

https://ir.meredith.com/news-releas...-Injustice-Social-Media-And-More/default.aspx

Gen Z women are also less interested in getting married and having children than other generations, and they are more focused on their careers with 58% saying that starting their career is/was more important versus 42% saying that starting their family is/was more important. Less than half of Gen Z women say they feel/felt pressure to settle down with a single life partner (47%) or have children (40%). One-quarter (25%) of Gen Z women do not plan to have children.

How dare you use real facts to counter the delusional "facts" that Lucas makes up?!

 

[Tron]

Well, at least he's got high hopes.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

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Well, at least he's got high hopes.

For some reason I read Racist Authoritarianism! Unite Together! Fight Back Against Them! *the “e” looks like an “a”.

Edit: When everything is legal, Telomere Supremacy will reign supreme somehow.