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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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This. Also, I may not be the most sensitive demonic goat man in the world, but anybody being sexually assaulted/raped deserves compassion. His complete dismissal of boys/men who have been abused is disgusting. Yes, women absolutely do get raped at higher rates and yes some MRSA* jagoffs have used the issue of sexual abuse of boys/men as a B.S. trojan horse but that doesn't mean it isn't a real "thing". What a piece of garbage and it's made worse by the fact that he doesn't care about women being abused either, it's just his perceived shortcut to underage puss puss.
*MRA...not MRSA....but I'm leaving it because it's Lucas
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I don't know why this stuck out to me among all the insane, stupid shit Lucas posts daily but... "they're talking to asshole guys". How do you know these guys are assholes, Lucas? How would you know a guy across the bar who you're not going to speak to, talking to a girl you also won't speak to, is an asshole? The answer is obvious if you know Lucas: they're assholes because they're sexual competition, he knows he can't compete and he's seething with jealousy. It's just mind blowing that he's dumb enough to say stuff like this and not understand how it comes off to normal people, or how much it reveals about his thought process.
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He doesn't need competition to be a complete incel. No woman would have him if he was literally the last man in the world.
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Luckily my sexuality is flexible. If no women were available, suicide would be a better option.
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Bragging about buying the most expensive cheese, just because it's the most expensive, is as bourgeoisie as you can get.
For someone who accuses other people of "worshiping money", Lucas makes a habit out of ordering the most expensive thing on any given menu, whether it's the most expensive entree, the most expensive cocktail, etc. I'm long past looking for consistency in his behavior, but Lucas sure is a bougie bitch, isn't he?
P.S. Hi fam; I'm back from jail. Missed y'all.
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Lucas wants to be a bougie bitch, but he can't even manage to fake that correctly.
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Any guy who isn’t Lucas Werner is automatically a wamen-hoarding bigot. Where the party at Gen Z???
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Welcome back. You were missed.
What is the Insane Pedo of Spokane saying here. Because the Gen Z's don't want to date/breed with the stench riddled homeless bum, he's comparing them to prostitutes--"sell her gifts for money"
Lucas, for 9 yrs you've been trying to control women.Trying to force women young enough to be your daughter to date and breed with you. You are Patriarchal.
Lucas, for 9 yrs you've been trying to control women.Trying to force women young enough to be your daughter to date and breed with you. You are Patriarchal.
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What the fuck.... He poured avocado oil all over a bunch of salami and then started eating it with a fork. No wonder he's so obese. and what the hell is with the video titles today
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I'm a bit disappointed that he didn't burn that salami with the goat cheese in toaster oven and then eat it with his hands.
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THIS IS LITERALLY LUCAS'S FANTASY!
He literally wants sex with a teenage girl, including violent fisting and anal torture, and to get her pregnant.
Lucas you are literally the bad guy that you are complaining about!
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I truly dont understand this. Salami is so oily enough on it's own. What possessed him to add additional oil ???
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Not enough calories, apparently.
Im a salami fan, but imagining the slick gagging sensation of raw oil in your mouth....its practically ipecac.
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He's pulling a, "Greetings Fellow Youths" again.
That slang was outdated by 2018.
Watching him try to use Gen Z slang is like watching a boomer try to use tech terms: Yeah, sometimes they get it right, but it's still awkward and weird and usually used in the wrong context even if it's the right word.
Like, "Can you help me with my iPad?" and they hand you a fucking Kindle.
That's Lucas vs. Gen Z slang.
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I just looked at the nutritional facts for the brand of salami he is eating and Jesus christ...
Assuming he ate the whole thing, which we know he did, he just consumed:
1080 calories
80g of fat
200mg of cholesterol
5400mg of sodium
This is NOT including the olive oil. This is just the damn salami and not including the cheese or whatever the hell else he ate that day. That's already over the daily allowance of fat, and cholesterol. The sodium is over three times the daily allowance.
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I mean, if you ever needed proof that Lucas' sense of taste was broken, this would be it.
The same guy who:
- Smeared sirracha mayo on everything
- Mixed bacon with calzones
- Probably mixed all the condiments in the restaurants he used to go to
The same guy who:
- Smeared sirracha mayo on everything
- Mixed bacon with calzones
- Probably mixed all the condiments in the restaurants he used to go to
I’m actually surprised Lucas doesn’t invest in a pillow or even a cheap (I know they’re expensive but like a lower level one) sex doll. With how delusional he is and hearing voices coming from inanimate objects constantly, that could be a perfect solution for him!