Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I know that I personally think Lucas is too much of a coward to harm himself or others in most situations. Certainly in public. But, there is this increasing risk of violence that occurs when people repeatedly threaten suicide that I think could also apply to him harming others. For suicide, when individuals repeatedly threaten or attempt, they wear down and diminish the self-protective part of them that usually keeps us from harming ourselves.

I worry that at some point, the increase chimp-outs in public could wear down the fear of aggressing that he has and increase his bravado. Especially if you add in alcohol and weed.

That being said, if Lucas were alone with a girl he would not control himself. He harbors too many fantasies that women would love him if he only showed them. That plus the resentment of rejections and knowing that it’s likely the only way he will ever get laid again, yes, he’d attack a girl if he thought he was alone.
 
A mental hospital is sadly the best chance for Lucas to find a Gen Z girlfriend, though. Lucas needs to have the balls to actually do a suicide attempt, not these endless emo git videos.
The women in mental hospitals have enough problems the last thing one of them needs is to take on a violent insane pedo.

That being said, if Lucas were alone with a girl he would not control himself. He harbors too many fantasies that women would love him if he only showed them. That plus the resentment of rejections and knowing that it’s likely the only way he will ever get laid again, yes, he’d attack a girl if he thought he was alone.
Also add he already has it in his psycho predator mind that women want rough sex with gruff men. Yup, alone with a girl he'll go at her.

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More "written" insanity.

 
"I'm responsible with my money" may be the most humorous thing he's said. Then, he followed it up with having $1200 as a result...

Stimulus (stolen money he's been gifted for no reason) already down $200 and he's claiming to be good with cash.

What gen z lady could resist this Hobo?
 
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Scribbling his broken thoughts in notebooks? This is what Lucas does when he's at Eastern State. It's why we have his masterpiece, Wound.

Lucas's most recent trips to the laughing academy have lasted approximately 10 days. In the past, however, Lucas has enjoyed significantly longer stays. I believe his personal record is 9 months. This is extraordinary and unusual.
I've outlined Washington's involuntary confinement process elsewhere in this thread, but in brief, any confinement past 14 days requires a doctor's petition and a contested hearing before a judge. For example, Lucas did two consecutive stints in Eastern State in 2017, each in excess of 120 days. It each instance, the WA spent a lot of time and energy keeping him confined. The extent to which Lucas cooperated in this process is unknown, but it has been suggested that the difficulty of arranging suitable aftercare, and Lucas's nominal compliance with confinement, may have extended his stay.

It bears repeating that in 2017, when Lucas was released after an abnormally lengthy confinement, he was almost immediately readmitted for another abnormally lengthy confinement. That Lucas is now being held for briefer periods probably do not signal an improvement in his mental health.

Lucas is bouncing in and out of the system much more quickly. This prompts delightful speculation. Many have characterized some of his earlier confinements as meant to "avoid a rape sage," on the premise that Lucas must have been carried off by the men with butterfly nets because he was recognized as a danger to others. Specifically ovulators. There has been non confirmation of this. But, that the hospital has apparently only held him for a week or so when he suicide baits is suggestive that when "danger to self" is the issue, Lucas's doctors are comfortable "stabilizing" and releasing him quite quickly.
I'm curious about how Lucas explains his problems to his doctors. I just want to die, because all this super sperm is going to waste. Nobody will let me do sex to their puss puss, doctor, and puss puss has become a proxy for all of my failings and frustrations. I wonder how much they probe into some of his more interesting symptoms, like his auditory hallucinations. Does he keep the "voices in the wind" all to himself, or drop references to them in passing? Perhaps Lucas has learned how to present his crazy to disinterested mental health professionals.
 
I know that I personally think Lucas is too much of a coward to harm himself or others in most situations. Certainly in public. But, there is this increasing risk of violence that occurs when people repeatedly threaten suicide that I think could also apply to him harming others. For suicide, when individuals repeatedly threaten or attempt, they wear down and diminish the self-protective part of them that usually keeps us from harming ourselves.

I worry that at some point, the increase chimp-outs in public could wear down the fear of aggressing that he has and increase his bravado. Especially if you add in alcohol and weed.

That being said, if Lucas were alone with a girl he would not control himself. He harbors too many fantasies that women would love him if he only showed them. That plus the resentment of rejections and knowing that it’s likely the only way he will ever get laid again, yes, he’d attack a girl if he thought he was alone.

He made a video a few years ago about how he's such a great guy because he wasn't raping a girl that had passed out. Two things stood out to me in that video.

1: You don't say something like that unless you've actually considered it
2: There were witnesses present who presumably would've stopped him.

Lucas's perception of reality is pretty skewed. His belief that the rest of the world is living out the plotlines from Pornhub videos is a big part of that worldview. The nurses at HOC are getting gangbanged and men are regularly taking home multiple women. He seems to assume that the world is really just a giant swingers party and he's not invited. The concept of consent doesn't really factor into this worldview. Women are property and someone should give him a girlfriend.

If, and this is a big if, he managed to find himself alone with a girl who was intoxicated; he'd take advantage. After all, the women of Gen Z are just "Covid Sluts" and he had drinks with her and that means that they are going to have sex. That's just how the world works in his mind.

In his reality, women are innately whores who will spread their legs for anyone. If he can go on a date with a girl, she'll be his whore. It's not that he attributes any humanity to them, after all he's implied that if he utters some magic combination of words, he can undo a girl's affection for her boyfriend and she will be, almost instantly, his girlfriend.

His understanding of romantic relationships is very formulaic. Lucas + Date w/ Gen Z = Sex. He just doesn't know how to solve the equation. This is the reason he keeps asking for 'specific information' on where to go meet girls. If he can figure out where to meet them away from the men who's very existence cockblocks him, he will be able to get a date (and a date = sex).

It's also the reason he doesn't feel the need to improve himself. If I woke up tomorrow and found myself in Lucas's shoes, my first order of business wouldn't be to secure barely legal pussy. Finding a source of income, a place of residence and a means of transportation would probably top my list. Of course, I also understand that romantic relationships tend to come into existence and flourish when the other aspects of your life are under control. I, like pretty much everyone on this planet, like sex. However, it is far from the only the thing that matters in my life. I enjoy my children, my job, the company of my wife and my hobbies. I suspect most well adjusted people are like that.

Lucas is different in that regard. His whole world revolves around sex with a young girl. He doesn't need to improve himself because even in his current situation, he can go on a date (and going on a date means he's going to have sex). When I interviewed him last year, I suggested that getting his life in order would probably benefit his pursuit of a girlfriend and make him a happier person (he was implying that he wanted to kill himself). He was angry and adamant that this wasn't the case and that "Getting a girlfriend will solve my problems". Being intimate with a young woman is his meaning of life. There's nothing else that he cares about and in his mind he just has to solve the equation.

If you want to sum up his entire existance it's this:

Lucas + Date w/ GenZ = Sex
Sex = Happiness

It doesn't matter so much who he has sex with, so long as she fits into his age bracket (remember, he's proposed to an entire generation), or how he gets it. If he can just bang a young woman, his life will be complete.
 
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You guys can bring on the dumbs and the top hats again, but--

Notice how this latest outburst of supposed "schizophrenia" coincided with a weed sesh yet again?
Marijuana does not help him manage his mental health symptoms. Lucas's marijuana consumption seems to be pretty steady, something he prioritizes. I don't think we can attribute his most recent behavior to smoking, but the fact that he'd rather use marijuana than take his meds is a big part of why Lucas is how he is.
 
"I'm responsible with my money" may be the most humorous things he's said. Then, he followed it up with having $1200 as a result...

Stimulus (stolen money he's been gifted for no reason) already down $200 and he's claiming to be good with cash.

What gen z lady could resist this Hobo?
Agreed...this is a guy who hasn't been "allowed" to handle his own money for HOW many years? He literally can't be trusted to not spend every penny as soon as it's available so he has a handler to try and keep him from completely abusing that aid....But he's "good with money"....
 
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Thank god Lucas’s ire is focused on a generalized amorphous group of women as a whole because it just struck me if you replaced “Gen Z” with a specific womans name, everything he writes would be terrifying.

Next time you listen to him or read through his schizoid notebook give it a try!
I'm starting to think that this is the real part of his brain that doesn't work. he says he's upset that gen Z girls aren't lining up outside the homeless shelter to date him? How would any of them know?

He hasn't addressed anyone in specific, he only addresses the group as a whole, and expects individual people to just pop out of the woodwork.

Something is wrong with Lucas's brain, obviously, but specifically in that he doesn't seem to understand that love is a feeling between individuals ...not between one individual and a group.

Lucas wants to have his pick of any one of these girls, but all the girls as a whole are supposed to pick him?

Its nonsense. I think this inability to separate between a group and an individual is part of the reason why he's so fixated on the location where women can be found. because when you think about individuals, you think they can be found anywhere, because they can, but if you're thinking about a group, it makes sense that one group would be amassed in one specific area, or is my brain getting tangled up from trying to understand Lucas's Swiss cheese logic?
 
Lucas asking for someone to fill him in on why women aren’t lining up outside the house of charity so Lucas can buy them a burger

Edit: If a gen z card carrying member of the communist party straight up told him that class struggle has no place for bumcels and socialists don’t actually owe him anything he wouldn’t think they were a real communist
 
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For anybody in the thread familiar with how the staff/treatment at the puzzle factory works, when he's there is it simply about stabilizing him and then showing him the door? Or is there an attempt to address the underlying issues and dig into whatever his problem(s) is/are? Or does it depend a lot on how long he's there and available funding/programs etc? I ask because I'm curious to know how many times, especially as an adult, he's actually detailed his craziness to a legit mental health professional. I assume he just blocks them out like he does anyone else who tells him things he doesn't want to hear.
 
For anybody in the thread familiar with how the staff/treatment at the puzzle factory works, when he's there is it simply about stabilizing him and then showing him the door? Or is there an attempt to address the underlying issues and dig into whatever his problem(s) is/are? Or does it depend a lot on how long he's there and available funding/programs etc? I ask because I'm curious to know how many times, especially as an adult, he's actually detailed his craziness to a legit mental health professional. I assume he just blocks them out like he does anyone else who tells him things he doesn't want to hear.
One of his videos from his time in nuthouse shows him as hugely fat and visibly zonked out. He still rambles on about what he has to offer, telomeres, $1000, good father, blah, blah, blah. I doubt anyone had success getting him to recognise his delusions, I guess that is all he has, if that self image crumbles then....

Schizo theory - when he started using the term "narcissistic entitlement?" recently, I want to believe he is parroting a faded memory of what some exasperated shrink told him. Hot female aylawg shrink dabbing on the Wern lol.
 
Lucas asking for someone to fill him in on why women aren’t lining up outside the house of charity so Lucas can buy them a burger

Edit: If a gen z card carrying member of the communist party straight up told him that class struggle has no place for bumcels and socialists don’t actually owe him anything he wouldn’t think they were a real communist

I always love when he does the "Why aren't you lining up at House of Charity" thing. It's one of my favorite quotes of his.

He's so narcissistic that he thinks hot young women should be literally lining up at a fucking homeless shelter just for a chance to date him.

It's fucking absurd.

Can you imagine being in a restaurant and overhearing this?

 
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Looks like a dog had a robust wet shit all over his fries. With his broken ass tastebuds he wouldn't even notice the difference.
 
Lucas asking for someone to fill him in on why women aren’t lining up outside the house of charity so Lucas can buy them a burger

Edit: If a gen z card carrying member of the communist party straight up told him that class struggle has no place for bumcels and socialists don’t actually owe him anything he wouldn’t think they were a real communist
This also particularly amuses because he's straight up demanding answers/an explanation, but even if there was one, how are we supposed to give it to him?? He isn't on any social media right now (presumably not of his own choosing), and he disabled the YouTube comments. So...?
 
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