Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is back to the "Jesus was a violent thug" thing.

And he had lasers, apparently.

Great. So not only is he losing his shit, he is doing it openly in trafficked public spaces and not down under a bridge or in a park.

Imagine this lunatic walking through the mall, ranting this nonsense while everyone turns tail to walk as far away as they can from him.
 
To be unfortunately fair to Lucas, the video he talked about being afraid of cars in was from 2011 or 2012, so he may have had to get over part of it out of necessity.

Bet he'd be too chickenshit to actually drive one though.
I surprised he would make such a video considering that all his life he has been dependent on someone to drive him around.
 
He made a video a few years ago about how he's such a great guy because he wasn't raping a girl that had passed out. Two things stood out to me in that video.

1: You don't say something like that unless you've actually considered it
2: There were witnesses present who presumably would've stopped him.

Lucas's perception of reality is pretty skewed. His belief that the rest of the world is living out the plotlines from Pornhub videos is a big part of that worldview. The nurses at HOC are getting gangbanged and men are regularly taking home multiple women. He seems to assume that the world is really just a giant swingers party and he's not invited. The concept of consent doesn't really factor into this worldview. Women are property and someone should give him a girlfriend.

If, and this is a big if, he managed to find himself alone with a girl who was intoxicated; he'd take advantage. After all, the women of Gen Z are just "Covid Sluts" and he had drinks with her and that means that they are going to have sex. That's just how the world works in his mind.

In his reality, women are innately whores who will spread their legs for anyone. If he can go on a date with a girl, she'll be his whore. It's not that he attributes any humanity to them, after all he's implied that if he utters some magic combination of words, he can undo a girl's affection for her boyfriend and she will be, almost instantly, his girlfriend.

His understanding of romantic relationships is very formulaic. Lucas + Date w/ Gen Z = Sex. He just doesn't know how to solve the equation. This is the reason he keeps asking for 'specific information' on where to go meet girls. If he can figure out where to meet them away from the men who's very existence cockblocks him, he will be able to get a date (and a date = sex).

It's also the reason he doesn't feel the need to improve himself. If I woke up tomorrow and found myself in Lucas's shoes, my first order of business wouldn't be to secure barely legal pussy. Finding a source of income, a place of residence and a means of transportation would probably top my list. Of course, I also understand that romantic relationships tend to come into existence and flourish when the other aspects of your life are under control. I, like pretty much everyone on this planet, like sex. However, it is far from the only the thing that matters in my life. I enjoy my children, my job, the company of my wife and my hobbies. I suspect most well adjusted people are like that.

Lucas is different in that regard. His whole world revolves around sex with a young girl. He doesn't need to improve himself because even in his current situation, he can go on a date (and going on a date means he's going to have sex). When I interviewed him last year, I suggested that getting his life in order would probably benefit his pursuit of a girlfriend and make him a happier person (he was implying that he wanted to kill himself). He was angry and adamant that this wasn't the case and that "Getting a girlfriend will solve my problems". Being intimate with a young woman is his meaning of life. There's nothing else that he cares about and in his mind he just has to solve the equation.

If you want to sum up his entire existance it's this:

Lucas + Date w/ GenZ = Sex
Sex = Happiness

It doesn't matter so much who he has sex with, so long as she fits into his age bracket (remember, he's proposed to an entire generation), or how he gets it. If he can just bang a young woman, his life will be complete.
This is a popular weird delusion/mantra of incels: “If I could just get a girlfriend, my life would turn around for the better!”

They argue that getting a girlfriend would give them a reason to get out of bed every day; they’d be happier at work; they’d want to take care of themselves; they’d have more confidence and self-esteem because someone is voluntarily fucking them, etc.

Incels never seem to understand that it’s not “getting a girlfriend will better your life,” it’s actually “bettering your life will get you a girlfriend.” No woman wants to date a sad depressed fuck up with low self-esteem, and every single “former incel” who posts about leaving that community behind says the same thing: “as soon as I stopped obsessing over not geting laid and instead put effort into taking care of myself, bettering my life, getting exercise and eating better, making efforts at a hobby or interest and learning to like and accept myself, that’s when I found I was meeting women and dating.”

It’s incels like Lucas who think that a woman will fix ALL their problems by magically boosting their self-esteem, energy levels and will to live. It’s the same thought people have of “well if I could just lose this extra weight, ALL my problems will be solved, I’ll be more confident, I’ll get more dates, I’ll do more activities, etc.”

Or “if only I had a full gym full of equipment, I’d work out every day and get in shape!” No you won’t, that’s the basis of why gyms make most of their income off memberships that never get used. If you aren’t willing to put in the work and summon the willpower to change yourself right now, on your own, then a girlfriend/gym membership/new car/whatever is not going to change you either.

It’s just a cope of focusing all your frustrations, insecurities and fears on one single thing that you don’t have, and assuming it will solve all of your problems for you if you get it.
Ugh, I read that in the god awful Lucky Charms attempt at an Irish accent he did in an old video where he claims “ye breeking me hart”.

Oh, and yet another Fatness NeverClean delusion: young women get wet (his words) when older men call them honey, sweetheart, babe, etc. Yeah..not even close. Unless by wet, he meant wet with perspiration due to being terrified of him.
If by wet he means irritated and insulted, then yes, I absolutely do.
 
This is a popular weird delusion/mantra of incels: “If I could just get a girlfriend, my life would turn around for the better!”

They argue that getting a girlfriend would give them a reason to get out of bed every day; they’d be happier at work; they’d want to take care of themselves; they’d have more confidence and self-esteem because someone is voluntarily fucking them, etc.

Incels never seem to understand that it’s not “getting a girlfriend will better your life,” it’s actually “bettering your life will get you a girlfriend.” No woman wants to date a sad depressed fuck up with low self-esteem, and every single “former incel” who posts about leaving that community behind says the same thing: “as soon as I stopped obsessing over not geting laid and instead put effort into taking care of myself, bettering my life, getting exercise and eating better, making efforts at a hobby or interest and learning to like and accept myself, that’s when I found I was meeting women and dating.”
Not to make this an incel topic, but my way out was settling for morbidly obese women and accepting that's the best I could get because I'm ugly. I lost significant weight, nobody cared, it probably made me uglier. I improved my living situation, nobody cared.

Lucas was in a similar boat when he had Suzanne. He probably can't even pull women of that ilk anymore. Which is my theory why Lucas continues to have astronomical standards of 18-26 24 23 21 year old hot yoga pants zoomer baes. He knows it's over and this is his coping method to where he doesn't have to try.
 
To be unfortunately fair to Lucas, the video he talked about being afraid of cars in was from 2011 or 2012, so he may have had to get over part of it out of necessity.

Bet he'd be too chickenshit to actually drive one though.
Maybe he was in a car accident at some point. I was in a roll over car accident on the highway when I was a kid. Scared me shitless and my parents had a hell of a time getting me in a car for the next 18 months.

If Lucas owned a car, it would get stolen all the damn time. He's just not responsible enough.
 
Lucas with a credit card would make for great material. In true Lucas fashion he would turn oligarch. Just like when he got his free money and was flashing it around like an unsigned rap artist. He would be showing that off and telling the zoomer beys that Clinkerniggers is on him for dinner.

He may be able to get like a starter credit card with maybe like $500 credit and a 38 percent interest rate. That is optimistic, but possible. I am thinking he probably has no credit, at least nothing recent. Disability cannot be garnished for consumer debt as far as I know. Only things like government debt can tardbux be garnished for, I do believe.
Taxes, student loans, and child support are the only things that tardbux can be garnished, IIRC.
 
Lucas, you nasty fat fucker, ACAB is NOT an organization AT ALL. ACAB stands for All Cops Are Bastards.....you are such a fucking twat and it's funny as fuck watching these meltdowns and using words you don't understand. SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.

Here's a link for you to actually LEARN something: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ACAB
 
Not to make this an incel topic, but my way out was settling for morbidly obese women and accepting that's the best I could get because I'm ugly. I lost significant weight, nobody cared, it probably made me uglier. I improved my living situation, nobody cared.

Lucas was in a similar boat when he had Suzanne. He probably can't even pull women of that ilk anymore. Which is my theory why Lucas continues to have astronomical standards of 18-26 24 23 21 year old hot yoga pants zoomer baes. He knows it's over and this is his coping method to where he doesn't have to try.
No 1 curr bout the first part, I agree on the second part.
 
Joe Stalin is my hero lmao. He’s so out of breath. He makes hardcore tankies seem pretty measured in their ideological beliefs. Like he doesn’t know about a little thing called the Kruschev thaw where Stalin was denounced and his monuments all torn down because of the terror he inflicted upon millions of people in the Soviet Union and for the Holodomor in Ukraine. People resorted to cannibalizing each other in remote Siberian prison camps ffs where all the crimes of the state were kept far away and hidden so the terror could be carried out by Stalin’s sadistic henchmen. You didn’t even have to be actually guilty of anything to meet the prison labour quota they just beat a confession out of you before a show trial.
 
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Joe Stalin was my hero lmao. He’s so out of breath. He makes hardcore tankies seem pretty measured in their ideological beliefs. Like he doesn’t know about a little thing called the Kruschev thaw where Stalin was denounced and his monuments all torn down for inflicting terror upon millions of people in the Soviet Union and a genocide in Ukraine. People resorted to cannibalizing each other in remote Siberian prisons ffs where all the crimes of the state were kept far away and hidden so the terror could be carried out by Stalin’s sadistic henchmen. You didn’t even have to be actually guilty of anything to meet the prison labour quota they just beat a confession out of you before a show trial.
I am obsessed with that video lmao. Calling Joseph Stalin his hero. Asking why other people think of him as an “antihero” ... we don’t, dipshit, we think of him as a villain because that’s what he is. No one thinks he’s an antihero, which I’m sure Lucas has no idea of the definition of that word. God he is really PSYCHO, psycho. 😂😂😂
 
Lucas is back to the "Jesus was a violent thug" thing.

And he had lasers, apparently.

I eagerly await lucas using the phrase 'all I ask for is jesus with fricking laser beams attached to his head. is that too much to ask?'

That said, lucas becomes more and more of a walking stereotype of a crazy hobo ranting about jesus on street corners every day

Now he's going on about how everyone at the shelter talks about his insanity and how they're all with him. He's also admitting to hearing 'the background noise' again

Its hilarious how he tries to pull an appeal to authority by claiming all the other hobos agree with him, as a way to try to coerce gen z women to respond to his insanity
 
Now he's going on about how everyone at the shelter talks about his insanity and how they're all with him. He's also admitting to hearing 'the background noise' again

Its hilarious how he tries to pull an appeal to authority by claiming all the other hobos agree with him, as a way to try to coerce gen z women to respond to his insanity

Lucas likes to sometimes include his homeless compatriots in his rants to make it seem like this isn't all just about his own selfish wants, which it is.

If some other guy in that shelter got a hot gen z girlfriend, Lucas would instantly hate him.
 
Maybe he was in a car accident at some point. I was in a roll over car accident on the highway when I was a kid. Scared me shitless and my parents had a hell of a time getting me in a car for the next 18 months.

If Lucas owned a car, it would get stolen all the damn time. He's just not responsible enough.
I'd say if Lucas had been in car accident at some pt, he would have mentioned it somewhere along the line. He did say he had a bicycle accident when he was young and broke his front teeth.
 
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