Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Anne Hyroe]

View attachment 2023309

Apologies if you already know but they’re badly spelt backwards names:
Maxi
Quentin
Flavius
?ogn
Mikey
Thad
Paddy
Steve
Fletch
Tommy

He goes by sounds rather than letters, like a kid learning phonics. God only knows what it means though.

I think this is his attempt at a hammer and sickle and an anarchy sign. Is he drunk?

 

[Wernology]

Apologies if you already know but they’re badly spelt backwards names:
Maxi
Quentin
Flavius
?ogn
Mikey
Thad
Paddy
Steve
Fletch
Tommy

He goes by sounds rather than letters, like a kid learning phonics. God only knows what it means though.
View attachment 2023436
I think this is his attempt at a hammer and sickle and an anarchy sign. Is he drunk?

I already knew both of those things.

The entire "language" for the stupid game he made a video about months ago, the language he was so proud of making up is literally just words spelled backwards.

He's not drunk, he's just stupid.

Edit: Finally fucking done with it all, after taking several breaks to get away from it.

But, also, how do you fuck up drawing a heart? It's so mind numbingly simple to draw and he managed to just make it...round.

One more before I start throwing the video together! Lucas finally decided to address hitting on a 17 year old.
Shocker, he's still trying to convince people it was legal and not creepy.

Found my thumbnail for the night!

Fuck me, I keep pausing Wondershare after an audio adjust at the best possible times tonight.

That one was post angry, dramatic ripping off of the mask.

I cannot even begin to convey how hard I laughed using the arrow key to make a gif of the mask rip and rage face frame by frame, but, here, enjoy this.

...I think he can unhinge his jaw.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I already knew both of those things.

The entire "language" for the stupid game he made a video about months ago, the language he was so proud of making up is literally just words spelled backwards.

He's not drunk, he's just stupid.

Sorry, I’m relatively new to the Wern and there’s a lot to remember! Thanks for all your work archiving him, it’s made the thread a lot easier to catch up on

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I already knew both of those things.

The entire "language" for the stupid game he made a video about months ago, the language he was so proud of making up is literally just words spelled backwards.

He's not drunk, he's just stupid.

Edit: Finally fucking done with it all, after taking several breaks to get away from it.

But, also, how do you fuck up drawing a heart? It's so mind numbingly simple to draw and he managed to just make it...round.

View attachment 2023461

One more before I start throwing the video together! Lucas finally decided to address hitting on a 17 year old.
Shocker, he's still trying to convince people it was legal and not creepy.

View attachment 2023472

"But if you're not fucking me, I don't like yoooooouuuuuu."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's amazing! That's my new favorite Lucas quote!

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas's content output waxes and wanes with his mania, and ability to hold on this phone. We are witnessing a fecund period. Spring is here, love is in the air, and Lucas's mood disorder is in full bloom. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and Lucas's mental health symptoms are flowering. His social deficits ripe.

It's almost indecent to watch, and hard to keep up. There is so much envy, anger, lust, and pride to harvest.

Fat Faggot: "I love you Gen Z, but if you're not fucking me I don't like yooouuuu. You break-a my heart, honey bunnies."

Fat Faggot: "She's legal aged. We were talking about hooking up after her birthday, but we see you classist agephobes like to spoil all the fun."

I appreciate the earnest use of "honey bunnies." Its the punchline of an already hilarious sentence.

Lucas has an interesting understanding of what went down with the 17 year old.

I'd say if Lucas had been in car accident at some pt, he would have mentioned it somewhere along the line. He did say he had a bicycle accident when he was young and broke his front teeth.

Lucas used to drive. Ages ago, he had the distinction of being one of the first folks in WA to get a DUI over marijuana. There are also tantalizing hints about an incident with his father's truck, buried in some of his earliest content. At some point, Lucas abandoned cars, and later decided that they were the wicked.

 

[WonderWino]

I already knew both of those things.

The entire "language" for the stupid game he made a video about months ago, the language he was so proud of making up is literally just words spelled backwards.

He's not drunk, he's just stupid.

Edit: Finally fucking done with it all, after taking several breaks to get away from it.

But, also, how do you fuck up drawing a heart? It's so mind numbingly simple to draw and he managed to just make it...round.

View attachment 2023461

One more before I start throwing the video together! Lucas finally decided to address hitting on a 17 year old.
Shocker, he's still trying to convince people it was legal and not creepy.

View attachment 2023472

Found my thumbnail for the night!

View attachment 2023494

Fuck me, I keep pausing Wondershare after an audio adjust at the best possible times tonight.

View attachment 2023500

That one was post angry, dramatic ripping off of the mask.

I cannot even begin to convey how hard I laughed using the arrow key to make a gif of the mask rip and rage face frame by frame, but, here, enjoy this.

View attachment 2023510

...I think he can unhinge his jaw.

View attachment 2023550

'Eh. No, Shes legal aged'

No shes not lucas

'We were talking about hooking up after her birthday'

Yes. You were, and thats called felony grooming of a minor and is explicitly illegal

Hes literally one of those idiots who gets caught doing something illegal with minors and then tries to legalease his way out of it, only ending up making himself look worse and inadvertently admitting to doing the illegal shit he was accused of

There are also tantalizing hints about an incident with his father's truck

Didn't that involve him lighting the truck on fire or something like that? I bet his parents were none too pleased with him over that incident

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

That GIF! Pure Wrath!

View attachment 2023510

 

[WonderWino]

He's getting more unhinged by the video. and wtf is going on with his voice? He sounds like a 3 pack a day smoker in this one

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

80% of Romanians want a return to communism? Where the hell did he come up with that? Does he think they executed Ceausescu for not being communist enough?

 

[Trainwreck]

...I think he can unhinge his jaw.

View attachment 2023550

Lucas had some good practice unhinging his jaw to suck Jason Perva off.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

80% of Romanians want a return to communism? Where the hell did he come up with that? Does he think they executed Ceausescu for not being communist enough?

They shot the fucker later that day and then outlawed the death penalty. That pos used to hold a sceptre like a king big fan of Juche North Korean style communism

Cult of personality communism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolae_Ceau%C8%99escu%27s_cult_of_personality

Juche - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[AnOminous]

They shot the fucker later that day and then outlawed the death penalty. That pos used to hold a sceptre like a king big fan of Juche North Korean style communism

That may have been his last public speech, but he did have one more, although it was rather brief.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

More background noise from the flatbills preventing women from going on dates. I love how he thinks the background noise is something we can all hear like it’s universally understood that people can leave voices behind in the background.

Voices on the Wind: "Date someone your own age; and definitely DO NOT date Lucas Werner!"

Further proof that the Background noise/Voices on the Wind are infinitely more rational and trustworthy than Lucas

Lucas is back to the "Jesus was a violent thug" thing.

And he had lasers, apparently.

So Lucas is saying that... Athiests are more Christian than Christians?

Jesus hated COVID sluts? What?!?!?!

Line up ladies, to date the incel who's aged a decade in the past 3 months alone!

View attachment 2023003View attachment 2023004
View attachment 2023005View attachment 2023006
View attachment 2023009View attachment 2023010

"LoOk At YoUr CaR!!!!!"

Mine was more juvenile & immature, but I just couldn't help myself when you freeze-frame those crazy hobo faces they take on a new light...

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: "Open Wide!"

 

[WonderWino]

They shot the fucker later that day and then outlawed the death penalty. That pos used to hold a sceptre like a king big fan of Juche North Korean style communism

Cult of personality communism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolae_Ceau%C8%99escu%27s_cult_of_personality

Juche - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

View attachment 2023716

And just like ceauescu, if lucas was in a position of that kind of power I can absolutely see him throwing food on the floor at state banquets and kicking it across the room, in favor of cheesy cukes and toasterbortions he made himself. much to the horror of even his other socialist dictator allies at the table

That said, I would really like lucas to have a talk with vee about life in communist romania and see how that would go. It would make for quite the livestream as lucas chimps out over 'thats capitalist propaganda!' as vee explains how horrible life was in romania under communism

 

[Wernology]

52 minutes of his nonsense. Skip to 28:16 to skip his writing; youtube is being trash tonight and won't let me edit a damn thing or I'd add that to the description.

 

[AnOminous]

That may have been his last public speech, but he did have one more, although it was rather brief.

I should probably post the real footage but it's mostly age-restricted.

 

[Wernology]

He's getting more unhinged by the video. and wtf is going on with his voice? He sounds like a 3 pack a day smoker in this one

Got that hoarse voice you get when you've been angrily scream-crying off camera for most of the afternoon/evening.

I'm sure he tantrumed himself into an early beddy bye time tonight.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I have no idea what Youtube's problem is right now. I thought it was cool that they added a feature to show how close you are to being automatically reviewed. But it doesn't seem to work and misses it by potentially hours and if you release your videos without worrying about it like me, they harass the hell out of you about it. Fun. Not sure how that affects Lucas, though.

 

[neutral grandpa]

you gotta wonder where Lucas is getting his political opinions from at this point. because even the farthest left people online who constantly bash capitalism dont say they "love Stalin" like lucas does.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

you gotta wonder where Lucas is getting his political opinions from at this point. because even the farthest left people online who constantly bash capitalism dont say they "love Stalin" like lucas does.

Thats because they're all leftist in name only, Lucas is the only true leftist

Make gulags great again - Wern 2024