Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas questioning anyone's stability is so richly lacking in self awareness as usual. God forbid you get looked down on by the literal raving ragman posted up on the street corner. I'm sure it's gonna take a while for your pride to recover from that one.
So if you don't feel "unfettered abject rage" then your mental stability is questionable but screaming into your phone about how evil capitalism is and the whole split the till plan is perfectly sane behavior, its just everyone else whos crazy
 
Indeed, and the best part of the whole thing is the fact he appears totally oblivious to the fact that someone literally told him where the party was at and offered to pay him to go there and that didn't seem to sink in. Its literally exactly what he is always demanding and he still managed to fuck it up



Every time he does that and gets greedy and demanding it reminds me of that scene from the pianist where that werhmacht officer comes into the guys desk looking for a bandage, notices the sack on the floor and asks what it is, gets told its potatoes and when checking it out and noticing its full of grain, throws it in the guys face and says 'typical jew - offer a finger and they take the whole hand.' Its lucas's mentality to a T


Renter: 'so the room has 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, a decent size kitch-'
Lucas: '-how many women will be there? How old?'
Renter: 'uh.....what?'
Lucas: 'I want this place but its far away from downtown. I don't want to have to walk outside! i'll freeze! can you make sure I get an uber every day? throw in some food?'
Renter: 'what....? this is about renting the apartment.....do you want it or not?'
Lucas: 'BIGOT! trumpanzee! stop changing the subject! where the women at?! Its been 9 years since I had a girl and grrrrr I need my girl! but everyone keeps cockblocking me and bringing up the past! its the past mooooove on bigots!'
Renter: 'what the fuck are you talking about?!'
Lucas: 'stop acting classist ageist and bigoted toward me!'

....and just wait until the renter mentions having to do the standard background check. lucas wouldn't like that at all. I can just imagine the kinds of things that would come pouring out of his mouth about not looking into his past cause 'its being a bigot to not let it go cause it was years ago and 16 is legal anyway' yeah that wouldn't raise any red flags at all
Wern: “SELFISH CLASSIST BIGOTS!! WHERE THE PARTY AT WHERE THE WOMEN AT?????”

YOU: “The party is at this house and the women will be there and we will pay you to attend and get you food and a place to stay. All you have to do is come.”

Wern: (crosses arms petulantly) “Make me.”
It's so bizarre for somebody to say they won't self-improve until they have a girlfriend. It's usually the other way around.
I mean it’s on point for incels...the idea that they CAN’T improve until they get a girlfriend is a common one for them. The idea that a woman will come along and solve all their problems via sex and self-confidence boosting.
I think you made me realize something, I'm sure is really obvious, but I hadn't thought about until I saw this post

Sorry to PL here a little bit, but as a Flatbill who's protective over younger female relatives, I'm interested in things like TCAP and this MRSA infected King of Incels because they're fascinating showcases of the depths of creepiness they're willing to go to get with girls/males can be with females

Reading the posts on specifically how Lucas makes the lady kiwis feel, what was most interesting to me were the feelings of fear or threat low-key peppered in, which are juxtaposed by these hundreds of pages describing how soft, faggoty, and pussy-like he is, with his bitch-like behavior constant screaming and sniveling, down to the soft acorn micro peen he's got tucked away in his fat folds that doesn't even work so he's got dastardly plans to fist the first asshole he can

And I think I realized why there's such a discrepancy between men and women about creepy men. Creepy men are specifically exactly the kind of men that are not threatening to other men. In fact, the opposite. But these are exactly the men who are a threat to women. I think this is why its so hard for men to recognize creeps out in public, or believe women when they try to point out the creeps (like maybe the guy's creepy brother in law or friend). Because men don't feel the same kind of punch in the gut fear with these types of men, but the opposite - a subconscious level of feeling confidence we can take on the creep

Or the creep is actually completely invisible, they didn't even register as a possible threat. Thats why I always wondered what Lucas had done or how insanely creepy he is in real life, to trigger all these males around him into recognizing him as an active threat to women to do something about it.. like even to a young dude, basically a kid (Isik's little brother)
I have male friends who were shocked when I told them about all the gross, threatening things I’ve been catcalled with, because they said they didn’t think that happened to me at all...to ANY of their female friends. And when asked why, they say “well, I’ve never ever seen it happen to them.”

And you just gotta kinda hold back from slapping them and saying, “of course you don’t, men don’t creep on a girl who is with a man at the time.” It doesn’t occur to men that these things happen only when they aren’t there to witness it, because there aren’t many comparable things for that. Everyone witnesses car crashes or a robbery or a fire. Terrible things that only specifically happen when you aren’t around get sort of overlooked.

I think the main thing is men don’t think of it in the physical terms that we do. We’re women, we’re smaller, even if we hit the gym several days a week, even if we lift, unless we’re serious about our self-defence class studies, we can be overpowered by a guy with 50 lbs on us, especially if he catches us unawares. So yeah, our creep radar is very sensitive.

Imagine if you walked around in a world where the opposite gender was all much bigger and stronger than you on average, known for being aggressive, horny, often not very good at understanding the word “NO” and had a nasty habit of doing things like dropping drugs in your drink at the pub to try and take advantage of you later. You’d be kind of paranoid too.

Creeps like Lucas just don’t register as much to a man because he’s not a threat to you. You could easily beat his arse if he tried something, he’s big and fat but he’s clumsy. A smaller woman could not. He could easily use his size to corner her. Even skinny creeps are a threat because you never know how strong they are...unless a woman really works out, the average nothing-special man is a close match for her in strength.

It is, unfortunately, an entirely different ball game. We want to say that girls can do anything, women can be anything...but the truth is unless they’re pounding back Steroid Martinis all day, they will never be as big and as strong as men, and they just have to account for the world being a slightly scarier place because of that.

Thankfully, whatever powers that be have ensured that the world is slightly less scary because an unstable would-be rapist like Lucas has been blessed with an almost comically slow wit. He couldn’t rape a saw horse unless he drugged it first. And though I think he would absolutely hurt a woman if he got her alone, his crippling cowardice and bottomless stupidity means he likely won’t get that chance.

I sleep a little easier at night, secure in the comforting knowledge of how fucking stupid Lucas Werner is.
 
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Lucas questioning anyone's stability is so richly lacking in self awareness as usual. God forbid you get looked down on by the literal raving ragman posted up on the street corner. I'm sure it's gonna take a while for your pride to recover from that one.
In his preferred version of whatever dystopian nightmare he thinks would be better (despite history proving otherwise), how is he not already dead and forgotten?
 
My favorite part of Lucas is his complete and total delusions, is his dick, at most, is an inch long, that's not enough to get past his gigantic fucking stomach, and penetrate a woman. I'd bet, he has never actually been inside a woman. And yet he claims he's incredible in bed.
Technically, he has apparently bedded Suzanne. But that was ten years ago at this point and I did wonder if his dick shrunk since then.
 
Wern: “SELFISH CLASSIST BIGOTS!! WHERE THE PARTY AT WHERE THE WOMEN AT?????”

YOU: “The party is at this house and the women will be there and we will pay you to attend and get you food and a place to stay. All you have to do is come.”

Wern: (crosses arms petulantly) “Make me.”

I mean it’s on point for incels...the idea that they CAN’T improve until they get a girlfriend is a common one for them. The idea that a woman will come along and solve all their problems via sex and self-confidence boosting.

I have male friends who were shocked when I told them about all the gross, threatening things I’ve been catcalled with, because they said they didn’t think that happened to me at all...to ANY of their female friends. And when asked why, they say “well, I’ve never ever seen it happen to them.”

And you just gotta kinda hold back from slapping them and saying, “of course you don’t, men don’t creep on a girl who is with a man at the time.” It doesn’t occur to men that these things happen only when they aren’t there to witness it, because there aren’t many comparable things for that. Everyone witnesses car crashes or a robbery or a fire. Terrible things that only specifically happen when you aren’t around get sort of overlooked.

I think the main thing is men don’t think of it in the physical terms that we do. We’re women, we’re smaller, even if we hit the gym several days a week, even if we lift, unless we’re serious about our self-defence class studies, we can be overpowered by a guy with 50 lbs on us, especially if he catches us unawares. So yeah, our creep radar is very sensitive.

Imagine if you walked around in a world where the opposite gender was all much bigger and stronger than you on average, known for being aggressive, horny, often not very good at understanding the word “NO” and had a nasty habit of doing things like dropping drugs in your drink at the pub to try and take advantage of you later. You’d be kind of paranoid too.

Creeps like Lucas just don’t register as much to a man because he’s not a threat to you. You could easily beat his arse if he tried something, he’s big and fat but he’s clumsy. A smaller woman could not. He could easily use his size to corner her. Even skinny creeps are a threat because you never know how strong they are...unless a woman really works out, the average nothing-special man is a close match for her in strength.

It is, unfortunately, an entirely different ball game. We want to say that girls can do anything, women can be anything...but the truth is unless they’re pounding back Steroid Martinis all day, they will never be as big and as strong as men, and they just have to account for the world being a slightly scarier place because of that.

Thankfully, whatever powers that be have ensured that the world is slightly less scary because an unstable would-be rapist like Lucas has been blessed with an almost comically slow wit. He couldn’t rape a saw horse unless he drugged it first. And though I think he would absolutely hurt a woman if he got her alone, his crippling cowardice and bottomless stupidity means he likely won’t get that chance.

I sleep a little easier at night, secure in the comforting knowledge of how fucking stupid Lucas Werner is.
I get what you mean I have a few female friends who would share screencaps of some of the insane creepy messages they would get because I find some of them hilarious with how over the top they could be. I didn't expect charming lines like "I'm really high and horny for you" to be common but they each had hundreds like that.

I wouldn't really want to fight Lucas either though since he's about triple my weight and batshit insane but at least getting raped if I lost wouldn't be a concern
 
So no April fools video from Wern yet about how he finally got a girlfriend that he is moving in with and that he is finishing up his 2,000 page doctoral thesis on age gap breeding?

Come on Lucas.

*pokes with stick*

Do something.
That would require a functioning sense of humour and some sense of self-awareness. Lucas has less of either than he has dating savvy or hygiene tips.
 
So no April fools video from Wern yet about how he finally got a girlfriend that he is moving in with and that he is finishing up his 2,000 page doctoral thesis on age gap breeding?

Come on Lucas.

*pokes with stick*

Do something.
Payee: 'lucas we found you an apartment and we're giving you a raise in your EBT!'
Lucas: 'good I deserve it!'
Payee: 'april fools!!'

I can just imagine the rage video that would generate
 
I get what you mean I have a few female friends who would share screencaps of some of the insane creepy messages they would get because I find some of them hilarious with how over the top they could be. I didn't expect charming lines like "I'm really high and horny for you" to be common but they each had hundreds like that.

I wouldn't really want to fight Lucas either though since he's about triple my weight and batshit insane but at least getting raped if I lost wouldn't be a concern
This is literally one of the funniest posts I ever have read here or anywhere in my life. Thank goodness, I already swallowed my coffee before reading.

But it's kinda a 4d laugh, it's someone talking about how they would feel being beaten and raped, a sensitive subject, putting yourself in the shoes of a victim of assault and sexual abuse. Many people who are raped , deny it, justify it, suffer in all sorts of sad ways.

In the case of Lucas, putting yourself in those shoes, all you think is LOL Lucas has a mirco dick too small to rape someone.

I know he reads here, and really let that think in, you are SO fucking sexually inept, small wanged and genetically a dead end. When someone tries to put themselves into the shoes of a rape victim, all they can think about is how small your broken wang is.

I can not get over how funny that is.
 
My favorite part of Lucas is his complete and total delusions, is his dick, at most, is an inch long, that's not enough to get past his gigantic fucking stomach, and penetrate a woman. I'd bet, he has never actually been inside a woman. And yet he claims he's incredible in bed.
He unfortunately is not a virgin, he claims to have lost his virginity at 27 to someone he met online, and while this hasn’t technically been confirmed the story does seem believable.

Then there’s Suzanne, who he lived with for over a year, and her existence/their relationship has been confirmed. I would bet those are the only two women he’s had ANY kind of sexual encounter with though, despite his claims that there have been others.
 
He unfortunately is not a virgin, he claims to have lost his virginity at 27 to someone he met online, and while this hasn’t technically been confirmed the story does seem believable.

Then there’s Suzanne, who he lived with for over a year, and her existence/their relationship has been confirmed. I would bet those are the only two women he’s had ANY kind of sexual encounter with though, despite his claims that there have been others.
You know, I always assumed the person he met online and Suzanne were the same person,

I just really don’t believe he’s ever had more than one sexual partner. He’s an incel in every conceivable way except that some older woman lost her mind for a while.

And please tell me I’m not the only idiot who tried to change my avatar for 10 minutes before realizing it was a site wide thing? Anime makes my phantom neckbeard itch.
 
probably just feasting on more sweet leaf pizza at the good old M6...today was the first of the month after all
He holes up in a den like a mouse with food and warmth waiting for fecund mates to show up for insemination. Human relationships and sexuality in the Wern’s mind are comparable to lab mice in a cage which for the Wern makes it all reductive to base biological impulses rather than human connection. But I think it’s funny how his brain operates on this level by viewing mice as one of his ways of understanding telomeres and sexuality he lives like a rodent holding up in the “hook up spots” like a damn pest screeching into the void.

When I trapped a mouse in my kitchen this morning and let it go back into the wild, I thought how it should have been kept for my own Wern study. Give the mouse a little model town an EBT card system some other mouse friends a stack of mouse porn and see what it does in front of the camera. Some version of the Mouse Utopia Experiment.

Edit: I respect this mouse more than the Wern though. I mean look at this rodent.
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I am really looking forward to when he gets his $1400 and blows it all on bullshit in a weeks time.
I more so hope his payee, gets it. If indeed this happens, the payee, will have to save/or parcel it out. Trying to find housing or other basic needs Lucas neglects.
Lucas freaking out " WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE GETTING ME AN APARTMENT I NEED INCREDIBURGER FOR THE ZOOMIE BAES"

And he will promptly be thrown out of any apt he manages in.

In all reality, he's been given up on, I wouldn't be shocked if his payee, just says fuck it and throws the check at him either in 2-3 pieces or at once. Lucas after losing the fart box made it pretty clear he will never have a roof over his head again for the rest of his life.

It's funny there's a tracker on the price of BTC, how much you'd have now if you bought with the first check last year, crypto is hard to trace (in theory on this year you should file it on taxes) but it's damn near off books money, Lucas or any one who's homeless bite down in a shelter a few months be up 5K+ and you're back on your own feet.

Aside that renting a storage space, loading up on craigslist stuff etc, with these checks if you had nothing but clothes on your back (or should I say clothe...since Lucas has one shirt... and god knows about socks etc.) You really could get your life together. While I'm quite critical of these pay outs but that's another story for another thread, if you really bit down you could do a lot.

Lucas is the walking stereotype with non econ geeks get angry about these pay outs. It's all blown, Lucas isn't paying debts down he's got no bills, etc. We also see how massively fat he still is so he's still on that game of ordering take out and then hitting shelter AND food banks for free meals.

It baffles me, how much this man is allowed to take from society and he has the nerve to call others greedy. I understand it's because he literally thinks he's the only person of value in the world but fuck me he's so greedy he's a god damn Ted Bundy level sociopath.
 
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