Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Speaking of Goldy. He really was the one man that Lucas believed he had power over. Of course, the joke was on Lucas in the end. But he definitely treated Goldoar like crap and thought he had power over him. The last Golden USB was one of Lucas's best chimpouts.

Goldy is gone much like a voice on the wind. Why did he bow out of the Wernology field?


Maybe the human rights tribunal took him away. #ClapForOurNHS even though he's Canadian!
 
He’s in exceptional form in this video. Thanks for reminding us to revisit it.
It's interesting that he mentions 'rapid cycles' I've never heard that term before. I'm guessing it means severe mood swings, from mania to depression in a short time span. I like his description of the magical Elk Kingdom as Shangri La the place has some major significance in his worldview clearly because he can never go back there to have King Roy bestow him with the title to the ranch. And hearing about his step-dad's relation with Myrna is interesting also but the Wern is probably not a reliable source still its an interesting insight on what the conversations surrounding their son might have been like.

Edit: its kind of sentimental and stupid to think about but maybe he had some genuine moments of happiness spending time on the ranch in his youth in its idyllic surroundings and perhaps he longs for a return there like it were some kind of promised land for his child like wishes to come true the way he gives the whole place a sense that its like a magical kingdom where raising his dream family is possible. I mean he's always refused to properly grow up so deep down I wonder if he thinks there is a piece of him there that was happy. We are talking about a rambling nutter here so maybe he doesn't feel longing or sorrow for things he has lost in the same way we think but he ascribes magical ideation to certain subjects he likes to bring up so I wouldn't be surprised if this was one of them. The magical ideation being centred around anything he thinks will magically fix his life or give him status or restoration in the world.

I take it back actually https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lucas-werner.17234/post-7617513
He wants to wage Jihad on the elk for some reason
 
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Why tf does he keep getting 6 upvotes on some of his videos?? Who is upvoting his bullshit besides himself

I don't know if he does it anymore, but he used to whine at his "friends" on IG in DMs to go and like his videos to "show his haters". For awhile he was keeping track of how many people he asked to go like his videos and grill people if he thought they hadn't gone to do what he asked because that was supposedly suspicious behavior on their part.

My throwaway account goes and likes his dumb shit if he starts whining about it and I used to use the excuse of "oh I don't go on youtube that often" to explain why I wasn't automatically liking all of his stupid shit.

On IG I always use, "I don't want the KF people finding my account, they'll doxx me :(" to avoid liking or commenting on his nonsense there, and he stopped asking after awhile.

how much anyone want to bet Lucas spends at least half of his stimulus in one day. He'll buy weed, way too much food, booze and the rest will be taken by someone else pretending to be his friend

Bet he does, and that Isik does have "a girl for him" (or so he says) but once the money is done and they've all had weed, food, and booze, Isik and everyone he brought with him will take off and leave Lucas to cry-rage at his phone for the night.
 
So, 4 hours since the last video of him flashing his money around. I was expecting that he would be in a Motel 6 room by now doing the usual.

This is very preliminary, but what if something happened and some hobos and ragmen jumped Lucas and got his Corona bux?

Flashing money around like that on the street is beyond exceptional. More so, for a known hobo to do that. Really, it would be smart for someone like Lucas to keep quiet about a $1400 payout, seeing as he lives among various vagrants.

$1400 is decent chunk of money just to carry around with you. Even if you're a functioning member of society, that is lots of money to just have in your pocket or wallet.

Lucas is financially in better shape than most of the other hobos and rag people. He has steady income from his tardbux. Not everyone gets a tugboat. So, many hobos on the street have no income. Most bums did not have verifiable income or paid anything in taxes, therefore, no Corona bux check.

Many homeless people are desperate and have nothing. So, to rob a guy like Lucas who they already see as an easy mark and also most likely dislike to begin with is not a hard decision. It's a very real possibility something like this could happen to him.
 
So, 4 hours since the last video of him flashing his money around. I was expecting that he would be in a Motel 6 room by now doing the usual.

This is very preliminary, but what if something happened and some hobos and ragmen jumped Lucas and got his Corona bux?

Flashing money around like that on the street is beyond exceptional. More so, for a known hobo to do that. Really, it would be smart for someone like Lucas to keep quiet about a $1400 payout, seeing as he lives among various vagrants.

$1400 is decent chunk of money just to carry around with you. Even if you're a functioning member of society, that is lots of money to just have in your pocket or wallet.

Lucas is financially in better shape than most of the other hobos and rag people. He has steady income from his tardbux. Not everyone gets a tugboat. So, many hobos on the street have no income. Most bums did not have verifiable income or paid anything in taxes, therefore no Corona bux check.

Many homeless people are desperate and have nothing. So, to rob a guy like Lucas who they already see as an easy mark and also most likely dislike to begin with is not a hard decision. It's a very real possibility something like this could happen to him.
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Looks like he’s back at Motel 6 and still showing off his wad. Here comes the Klinkerdagger buffet...
 
how much anyone want to bet Lucas spends at least half of his stimulus in one day. He'll buy weed, way too much food, booze and the rest will be taken by someone else pretending to be his friend

I loved the videos he made when he last got the stimulus money, where he was in a hotel room, high off his goddamn ass, and showing off his multiple orders of overpriced restaurant food.

That spectacle was a perfect illustration of why he's unfit to ever be anything other than the bum he is.
 
I know it's dumb to give much thought to the rantings of a crazy bum...but...giving the woman $100 would "technically" be prostitution he said. What? Under no laws I'm aware of would taking money to have lunch with someone be illegal (pathetic yes, but not illegal). Also, giving the money to a 3rd party to get someone to have lunch with him, under his mental framework, would make that person a pimp but that's ok/legal?

I also loved his rationalization that this wasn't misogynistic, it was a "business transaction"...and somehow, because of "reasons", that makes it ok and totally above board.

What pure insanity he's blessed us with today.
The best part is how he thinks its not prostitution cause he gives the guy doing the hookup the money instead of the woman. One might call that being her pimp
 
Yeah the last motel adventure brought one of my fav ever lucas stills, just look at this slovenly degenerate eating an entire tray of barbecue that’s been left out overnight while laying down naked, too fat and lazy to even sit up.
 

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All that begging and unimpressive cash flashing to not get laid once again.

Bonus round of older videos of Lucas also offering money for a date and getting nothing but laughed at, catfished, and featured on Tosh.0.

Attached the Tosh.0 bit if you've never seen it before.
 
Possible gayops and poop-touching.

Nothing was confirmed but Goldy conveniently vanished right around the time Lucas got catfished to LA then strangers started paying for his shit. Like I said nothing confirmed, but it was certainly suspicious behavior given he only did so right when people started to suspect he was fondling the turd.

IMO Goldy's behavior also demonstrated that he was a one-trick pony, and a Wern-centric personality.
He could have gone onto to do other cows and shit, but instead he got caught up in presumed gayops which resulted in feeding a notorious pedofreak and E-begging Phase Wern (arguably the most unpopular Wern phase on this thread).
Even if he was caught up in it, he could have taken the heat, admitted he was being a faggot and moved on, but to so casually scrub his channel and his online persona that quickly shows he was ultimately invested in Wern and Wern alone.
I 've shit up the thread enough with all my bullshit about Goldork so I was trying really hard to resist being such a bitchfest faggot again but something about that nasal faggot brings out the ree in me.. and I just want to say one thing about it. It always bothered me that he never posted up the 3rd "lost" episode. He said he had the audio but only Lucas' voice recorded. I always thought this was an incredibly stupid and strange reason, especially since it had been established by then that the dipshit had no way of wrangling Lucas and he just rambled and screamed about whatever he wanted, so its not like Gold's sparse, ill prepared list of questions was of value

If the whole point is about displaying the cow's rage tantrums for general entertainment, why did it matter in any way if the audio was posted without Gold's voice. This comes off like it's his ego getting in the way, especially since he ignored our requests for the 'lost' episode/our questions regarding his reasons for not posting it. Then comments on his other videos asking about the 'lost' ep were ignored or deleted.

Then he SpaceEdge'd all the other episodes from his channel so no one can get entertainment from his various chimp outs again.. I guess it really was ego. And just being invested in Lucas and Lucas alone, for whatever dipshit faggoty reason. It's just so hard to believe anyone could have an ego about a channel with content gained from spoiling a blubbery, smelly, fat pedo with all the greasy fast food he screeched for
 
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I 've shit up the thread enough with all my bullshit about Goldork so I was trying really hard to resist being such a bitchfest faggot again but something about that nasal faggot brings out the ree in me.. and I just want to say one thing about it. It always bothered me that he never posted up the 3rd "lost" episode. He said he had the audio but only Lucas' voice recorded. I always thought this was an incredibly stupid and strange reason, especially since it had been established by then that the dipshit had no way of wrangling Lucas and he just rambled and screamed about whatever he wanted, so its not like Gold's sparse, ill prepared list of questions was of value

If the whole point is about displaying the cow's rage tantrums for general entertainment, why did it matter in any way if the audio was posted without Gold's voice. This comes off like it's his ego getting in the way, especially since he ignored our requests for the 'lost' episode/our questions regarding his reasons for not posting it. Then comments on his other videos asking about the 'lost' ep were ignored or deleted.

Then he SpaceEdge'd all the other episodes from his channel so no one can get entertainment from his various chimp outs again.. I guess it really was ego. And just being invested in Lucas and Lucas alone, for whatever dipshit faggoty reason. It's just so hard to believe anyone could have an ego about a channel with content gained from spoiling a blubbery, smelly, fat pedo with all the greasy fast food he screeched for
Yeah something was definitely suspicious with the whole unfolding of events. Goldaor brought @Jeremiah the Bullfrog into his podcast as a mystery guest. Turns out he's just some guy that knows Goldaor from Bernie-Sanders-knows-where, crammed a ton of Wernology to prepare for the interview (perhaps in his free time in the garage before the school bus arrives), and then starts to post here. Fast forward to the LA catfish incident and Goldaor was still somewhat active. He claims he didn't set up the catfish, it was actually @BIG CATS (which based on SOFALAW intel had him mostly tracked down before his credible confession) who got drunk and bought a ticket. BIG CATS was in contact with Goldaor during this, because once Lucas arrives in LA so does Jeremiah (by phone anyway) to play the role of Mia's dad. Then Goldaor disappears to "focus on school" (during the winter break), Lucas starts getting free shit, Goldaor is actually still active on KF up until early last month, BIG CATS is mostly silent, and Jeremiah is still around. There's some faggotry afoot for sure, and it's detracting on the focus of Lucas being a big fat fucking retard.
 
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