Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

As much as we all wish someone would beat Lucas' ass and steal his stuff, I don't think he's ever been robbed by Isaac and friends. I think the reality is Lucas just spent all his money because he's a retard. He wastes all his cash on junk food and weed with Isaac and any other bums he thinks he can impress with his welfare, and ends up going radio silent if anything goes wrong, like losing his charger or pants, because he's that bad with handling his money. He'll probably be back to reeing at his phone when he has money to buy a new charger for his phone to use at the shelter. As someone pointed out earlier, Lucas is sadly one of those bums that somehow manage to cling to life long after their lifestyle should have caught up to them, and despite his numerous poor life choices, he'll likely outlive this site
 
This would be amazing if true, a bunch of ADFs and Lucas living together sperging about how they are going to be the ones to ingnite the revolution. I guess this fart box doesn’t have internet or Lucas would be posting about it. Do you think he actually has tankie friends that he knows through online groups or on the street, I’m kind of skeptical.
I don’t think they’re his “friends”, but he has posted pictures and videos in what was pretty clearly a crack house before. I think he swindles his way in by bringing them groceries/booze/weed and then just staying out of the way once inside.
 
As much as we all wish someone would beat Lucas' ass and steal his stuff, I don't think he's ever been robbed by Isaac and friends. I think the reality is Lucas just spent all his money because he's a retard. He wastes all his cash on junk food and weed with Isaac and any other bums he thinks he can impress with his welfare, and ends up going radio silent if anything goes wrong, like losing his charger or pants, because he's that bad with handling his money. He'll probably be back to reeing at his phone when he has money to buy a new charger for his phone to use at the shelter. As someone pointed out earlier, Lucas is sadly one of those bums that somehow manage to cling to life long after their lifestyle should have caught up to them, and despite his numerous poor life choices, he'll likely outlive this site
It’s just that he disappeared right after flashing his cash all over social media - and without his trademark videos from the motel. I don’t doubt that he’d be broke by now either way, but something likely occurred to separate him from both his phone and his ability to purchase another one. What that could be, I don’t know, but Isaac conning him would probably be the kinder, gentler option vs. a random robbery on the street - where he’d get his ass kicked for popping off at the mouth.
 
I don’t think they’re his “friends”, but he has posted pictures and videos in what was pretty clearly a crack house before. I think he swindles his way in by bringing them groceries/booze/weed and then just staying out of the way once inside.
The times he has posted pictures/videos from inside a house he has not stayed for more than a couple of days and back out to the street.
It’s just that he disappeared right after flashing his cash all over social media - and without his trademark videos from the motel. I don’t doubt that he’d be broke by now either way, but something likely occurred to separate him from both his phone and his ability to purchase another one. What that could be, I don’t know, but Isaac conning him would probably be the kinder, gentler option vs. a random robbery on the street - where he’d get his ass kicked for popping off at the mouth.
I don't think Isaac conned Lucas. "If" Lucas is out of money, as was said prior, he wasted it.
 
The times he has posted pictures/videos from inside a house he has not stayed for more than a couple of days and back out to the street.

I don't think Isaac conned Lucas. "If" Lucas is out of money, as was said prior, he wasted it.
I have reasonable doubts that Isik conned him out of his money and that the more probable thing is that he wasted it all. But usually Lucas shits out as many videos his money can buy him greasy take out meals

And if he's been banned and kicked out of a record number of shelters so far in his piss soaked bum career + stimulus check of 4 figures, I'd think it was a given he'd be camped out in a motel somewhere and once again videos to show off the dirty motel blankets he's been using as a plate

He's said as much, that he planned on using that check for a motel and his friends. He's always posted pictures of videos being around people, just less in quantity and more subdued and about mind numbingly dumb and boring topics that he thinks comes off smart to people

I really hope that it was that he was robbed of it though, and he can tell us all about it on his new phone, courtesy of his monthly tardbux
 
I've known of people that are always so broke that their phone service gets turned off regularly but imagine being so much of a sped that you either lose, break or get your phone stolen as frequently as this.

Everytime he goes silent like this I can't help but laugh at the thought of maybe what's left of his mind finally snapped and he went feral chasing the voices on the wind into the woods. Spokane Kiwis be on the lookout for bigfoot sightings, it's our best lead at the moment.
 
I have reasonable doubts that Isik conned him out of his money and that the more probable thing is that he wasted it all. But usually Lucas shits out as many videos his money can buy him greasy take out meals

And if he's been banned and kicked out of a record number of shelters so far in his piss soaked bum career + stimulus check of 4 figures, I'd think it was a given he'd be camped out in a motel somewhere and once again videos to show off the dirty motel blankets he's been using as a plate

He's said as much, that he planned on using that check for a motel and his friends. He's always posted pictures of videos being around people, just less in quantity and more subdued and about mind numbingly dumb and boring topics that he thinks comes off smart to people

I really hope that it was that he was robbed of it though, and he can tell us all about it on his new phone, courtesy of his monthly tardbux
He could be blocked from posting to his social media. I'd say he started up with his new acct because he got blocked from his prior one. Also If he is without a phone I say he is he one breaking them in a fit of rage. The Freak is not going to own up he blew a fuse and smashed his phone.
 
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The comrades--are you talking about Isaac and co? Last heard Isaac was at the Truth shelter.

This would be amazing if true, a bunch of ADFs and Lucas living together sperging about how they are going to be the ones to ingnite the revolution. I guess this fart box doesn’t have internet or Lucas would be posting about it. Do you think he actually has tankie friends that he knows through online groups or on the street, I’m kind of skeptical.

It's not Isaac and his hermanos but afaik there is some clique of tweakers or junkies rattling around the other side of Spokane and Luke has managed to hook onto them. They have a house that looks like a rabies clinic for feral wolverines and they all flop there. I have no clue where it is or who hauls his ass over to it. We have seen this place in a few videos when he was kicked out of the Catholic mission downtown...that's about all I know for sure.

As to how he met the commies I think he picks them up at their George Floyd spergouts in that park there...that's my guess. That bullshit he shrieks on cam about raysizzum and classizzum is probably his opening line.
 
This the flophouse he pissed everywhere but inside the toilet at?
Surprised none of his 'friends' have seen the racist shit he spews online. I'd love to see Lucas try explaining to black guys why he keeps yelling nigger and does impressions of them
It's not Isaac and his hermanos but afaik there is some clique of tweakers or junkies rattling around the other side of Spokane and Luke has managed to hook onto them. They have a house that looks like a rabies clinic for feral wolverines and they all flop there. I have no clue where it is or who hauls his ass over to it. We have seen this place in a few videos when he was kicked out of the Catholic mission downtown...that's about all I know for sure.

As to how he met the commies I think he picks them up at their George Floyd spergouts in that park there...that's my guess. That bullshit he shrieks on cam about raysizzum and classizzum is probably his opening line.
 
It's not Isaac and his hermanos but afaik there is some clique of tweakers or junkies rattling around the other side of Spokane and Luke has managed to hook onto them. They have a house that looks like a rabies clinic for feral wolverines and they all flop there. I have no clue where it is or who hauls his ass over to it. We have seen this place in a few videos when he was kicked out of the Catholic mission downtown...that's about all I know for sure.

As to how he met the commies I think he picks them up at their George Floyd spergouts in that park there...that's my guess. That bullshit he shrieks on cam about raysizzum and classizzum is probably his opening line.
There was the time he said he was "couch surfing" and made a video in the bathroom where he pissed all over the toilet and the floor a woman had just mopped. There was also the place where he said he was going to give the guys there $100 each, Isaac was there too. He made vegan mac and cheese. Which place?

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The place where he made the video showing Isaac he said he left because he would have to pay the landlord. More likely he was kicked out.
 
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This the flophouse he pissed everywhere but inside the toilet at?
Surprised none of his 'friends' have seen the racist shit he spews online. I'd love to see Lucas try explaining to black guys why he keeps yelling nigger and does impressions of them


This is a good place for his “friends” to start.
 
This is a good place for his “friends” to start.
The "YOU FUCKING REDNECK NIGGER" video is easily one of my favorite Lucas vids. As many times as we've witnessed him loudly say nigger in public, I seriously can't believe he hasn't been confronted about it in similar fashion to the Fat Albert lookin' fucker story.
 
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I doubt Isaac & crew would rob Lucas in the sense of beating his ass and physically taking his money, but I have zero doubts the reason they keep the fat hobo with noxious farts around is because they can goad him into buying them shit with his monthly gibsmedats.

"Lucas, get us all some tacos doordashed, and maybe we'll invite some cute 19 year olds over"
"Lucas, buy us all booze & weed, and we'll tell you where the party is at"
 
It's not Isaac and his hermanos but afaik there is some clique of tweakers or junkies rattling around the other side of Spokane and Luke has managed to hook onto them. They have a house that looks like a rabies clinic for feral wolverines and they all flop there. I have no clue where it is or who hauls his ass over to it. We have seen this place in a few videos when he was kicked out of the Catholic mission downtown...that's about all I know for sure.

As to how he met the commies I think he picks them up at their George Floyd spergouts in that park there...that's my guess. That bullshit he shrieks on cam about raysizzum and classizzum is probably his opening line.
Do you live in Washington? How do you know this?
 
There was the time he said he was "couch surfing" and made a video in the bathroom where he pissed all over the toilet and the floor a woman had just mopped. There was also the place where he said he was going to give the guys there $100 each, Isaac was there too. He made vegan mac and cheese. Which place?

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The place where he made the video showing Isaac he said he left because he would have to pay the landlord. More likely he was kicked out.

Wow...never even knew there was a second house. I was talking about Urinal House.
 
I thought the bathtub laundry house was one that Isik's friends (or brother maybe) had moved into and that Lucas thought he was moving into in exchange for using his food stamps to feed them.... but then posted a nasty video of the food. And a cute kitten. Am I remembering incorrectly?

Anyway, I'm guessing he probably got booted from the shelter, ended up at the hospital under psych intake where his pants (probably soiled or torn or something) were trashed and he was given the hospital pants. As to the phone, I'd guess it's stolen or broken. If he was locked out of IG and FB again he'd be posting on Youtube since he obviously has access to it re: commenting on Klickitat's video.

For now I'd imagine our only intel will be Spokane farmer sightings... of which I wish there were more. During these times I do worry about Lucas a little bit, that he's either gone even further off the deep end and no long feels the need to make videos because something else has his attention (drugs, new bffs, stronger voices on the wind)... or that he's without access and if he's not being monitored, it will be hard to know if he does something that could put others in danger.
 
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