Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

neutral grandpa said:
Ok, so Lucas is attending community court for some trespassing charge a few months back right? I dont get how or why thats related to him not having a phone or posting videos online anymore. Theres no law against most of the annoying and stupid videos lucas posts, so whats going on here
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Normally a court dealing with a piddly-ass trespass charge wouldn't give two shits about what someone rants about online. The only way I could imagine it coming into play is if he's trying to get (another) pre-trial diversion program that has a mental health component and someone actually bothered to look at his videos. Still seems unlikely but I guess it's possible, particularly as it's 'community court'.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
We have all thrown in a lot of theories. My leading suspicion is that one of his tard wranglers has wrangled him and threatened about ceasing all the Islamic content and lunacy that he puts out online.

It could be something else or possibly multiple factors, but I thinking one of his handlers has threatened him over his online antics.

Hopefully, he will return, but I doubt he will give us a clear answer to why he has had an online hiatus.
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We know he has a "payee" but what other handlers would he have that would be able to wrangled him to stop his online insanity? I don't think he's seen a therapist and/or psychiatrist since 2018.
 
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Lucas, since I know you still read this thread like it's your religion: You're going to die alone. Nobody will ever love you.

He posted these two on the final Golden USB Podcast video and the video that's nothing but screenshots from a couple months ago of him hitting on someone he believes to be 17 and still in high school, trying to openly manipulate her, and trying to lure her out of her house to hook up with him.

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Fatal Walter said:
I came here to post that exact same comment except on one of my videos. Crazy that he thinks that comments section is a good place to search for love.
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It’s a good indicator that something is clearly preventing him from making his usual posts but that he still has a desire to advertise himself. I guess this is obvious by now but its strange as you say that he would post to your channels where he usually comes to argue. Why not post to Facebook or Instagram unless he is blocked out or can’t remember his login credentials and if so why not make a new account. This is really perplexing but he seems to prefer a chance at positive attention even if it’s from an audience that laughs at him.

Edit: I guess his best bet these days is to go to the library and since he doesn’t seem to have a phone he can’t check his usual social media. But he is thinking someone is going to possibly reply publicly and say yes Lucas come to this address at this time so we can hook it up. Delusional beyond belief like digital attraction signs.
 
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klickitat said:
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Lucas, since I know you still read this thread like it's your religion: You're going to die alone. Nobody will ever love you.

He posted these two on the final Golden USB Podcast video and the video that's nothing but screenshots from a couple months ago of him hitting on someone he believes to be 17 and still in high school, trying to openly manipulate her, and trying to lure her out of her house to hook up with him.

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Jesus christ, he sounds like Jamsta Sonichu when he tries to talk like a cool urban youth. I do love the phrase "you know I gotta fuck" though. You know I gotta fuck. You know I gotta fuck! You know, I really gotta fuck.
 
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"...if ya no snitch"???!?

You mean like YOU, Lucas?

The ACTUAL, LITERAL snitch who reported his neighbors for their alleged drug dealing, (whether they were actually dealing or not isn't the issue here; the salient bit is that he THOUGHT they were selling and acted on that idea) and has MULTIPLE TIMES threatened to call the cops on Isaac's supposed "crack" habit?

Have some consistency in your insanity, you smelly Hutt.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
I came here to post that exact same comment except on one of my videos. Crazy that he thinks that comments section is a good place to search for love.
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And why is he doing it on two channels that don't post any flattering content about him?

Yours is arguably worse than mine (based on how we all know Lucas reacts to actual criticism aimed at him) in terms of how bad it makes Lucas look because you do actual commentary on the shit he uploads.

I just reupload his trash with comments enabled. If his dumb ass was so convinced he'd find love in the comments and if both of us are as irrelevant and insignificant to him as he likes to claim, he'd turn his own comments back on and trawl through those looking for the honies.

As Lucas was fond of pointing out for awhile, he has more subscribers than I do anyway. 😂
 
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Telomerase1979 said:
Also, he keeps commenting under his The Wern account when all his attraction signs point you to his Lucas Werner one. Kinda hard to slide into someone’s DMs when you can’t login to read them (not that anyone is sliding into anything of Lucas’)
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Maybe it's a ploy - wrongfoot the ovulators online a little and they'll be more minded to "find me IRL" instead. Like how mobile websites deliberately suck so that you'll get the app.
 
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klickitat said:
One of his comments actually made it through today!

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Pinned it on this video.
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I am not sure why he has it stuck in
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One of his comments actually made it through today!

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This cow really thinks that politics is at the forefront of everything that the prized Generation Z does. It's not. Perhaps, people in that generation are more political than others. But I bet the vast majority of them, it is not on the top of the list. Nor should it be.

And with Lucas, politics are just a tool where he can advocate for himself. He is very insincere with his beliefs. With Lucas he just cares about his handouts and that since he is a stinky hobo, that attractive leftist girls should be down with that, because Bernie Sanders, well, he is a hobo too! A mitten wearing hobo! Of course, that is not at all true. But in Lucas's cow brain, he probably thinks that.

Lucas, as much as he moos and reees about this stuff, can't be bothered to waddle to the poles and vote, since they aren't handing out hotdogs on the way out after turning in your ballot.

And it has been said before, if Lucas had money, he would change his tune almost immediately. His politics are all about what benefits him. In fact, if some hot Gen Z girl contacted him and expressed right wing views, he very well might turn on a dime and all of a sudden be all MAGA. If she was hot enough and faked interest he probably would.

All Lucas cares about is his tugboat check, stuffing his face, and chasing poonaner. He just believes having all these fake political viewpoints will help connect with the baby zooms.
 
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