Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

As much as I don't stan for Lucas, I don't really want a dumbass who's diabetic walking around in 110 degree heat with an infected foot wound and shoes that look like this. Actually kind of makes me mad because people lose feet over way less. I'm someone who wear my shoes until they fall apart but this is on another level.
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And I support trans people. This site is so weird, this thread is okay but visit the Narcissa Wright thread and it's just awful.
 
I know how this will probably be received, but Outcastowls trashing on trans people and implying they're worse than Lucas adds to the cringe factor. This is on top of buying him new shoes, hitting up the Starbucks in the first place, and more. The pattern of people who go out of their way to interact with Lucas IRL showing signs of being cows themselves continues unabated.
I'm surprised none of the IP2 crew have made an effort to get him on the next RV. Imagine the chimpouts!
 
As much as I don't stan for Lucas, I don't really want a dumbass who's diabetic walking around in 110 degree heat with an infected foot wound and shoes that look like this. Actually kind of makes me mad because people lose feet over way less. I'm someone who wear my shoes until they fall apart but this is on another level.
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And I support trans people. This site is so weird, this thread is okay but visit the Narcissa Wright thread and it's just awful.
Lucas was walking around in those shoes because he wanted to, not because he had to. Those shoes had been in bad shape for a long, long time. Lucas had the time and money to replace them.
 
I know how this will probably be received, but Outcastowls trashing on trans people and implying they're worse than Lucas adds to the cringe factor. This is on top of buying him new shoes, hitting up the Starbucks in the first place, and more. The pattern of people who go out of their way to interact with Lucas IRL showing signs of being cows themselves continues unabated.

The Starbucks thing confused me because, off the top of my just-woke-up head, I'm pretty sure the Starbucks he got banned from was in Olympia.

He got catfished--sorry, moved--to Spokane after that incident.
 
It's this one and it might be an all time great. I love how Lucas doesn't even understand how much of a creep this makes him look like.
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Edit: Well, I just posted that one. I should probably share one I don't think has been shown here yet but is utterly perplexing me right now.
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Lucas is an extremely unreliable narrator. My gut tells me this girl was underage.
 
I know how this will probably be received, but Outcastowls trashing on trans people and implying they're worse than Lucas adds to the cringe factor. This is on top of buying him new shoes, hitting up the Starbucks in the first place, and more. The pattern of people who go out of their way to interact with Lucas IRL showing signs of being cows themselves continues unabated.

You aren’t wrong.

OutcastOwls are fucking idiots. They have a video of them “trolling” the Mormons. What’s that involve? Skeletor screaming at a group of Mormon missionaries who were minding their own fucking business about wearing long Johns. The kids completely realize he’s talking about the under garments and just don’t take the bait. But the video title is “Trolling the Mormons”… like really? You staged an interaction that was meant to make you seem cool. It was just like the video of them trying to get some view-worthy response from Starbucks employees who have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. Or riding around the city searching for Lucas to make a video.

I have zero issue with the local Spokane heroes who get us attraction signs or swing by Sprague to see if Lucas is around. They don’t seem to be doing it for clout and when the milk is flowing, they just sit back and watch like the rest of us.

But it’s these fucking guys like Geek Room, Goldaur, OutcastOwls, DreamEvie (or whoever), and now apparently Goldaur2 who are going out of their way to interact with Lucas by trying to buy his engagement, searching for him all over the city, virtue signaling, obsessively stalking him online making creepy “I’m sexy” videos for him, or the apparently upcoming round of driving cross the border minimum of 4 hours round trip (but I’m guessing way more) just to video him….walking around from afar? None of it is in any way impressive. It’s just creepy. I mean I get it, being entertained by cows is pretty easy to understand. Investing significant time to troll, catfish, help, befriend, or try to milk cows is the step up that moves some folks into cow territory, depending on the degree of poop touching. Especially because it just isn’t necessary. Klickitat, Fatal Walter, Cyrael, and the TCAP dude have all made awesome contributions to Wernology without trying to interact with Lucas or becoming cows themselves.

It seems like the boundaries are mostly pretty obvious to Kiwis and self-policing has been pretty good (Big Cats…). SOFALAW had a lot more problems with it, but started kicking out people catfishing Lucas so those folks either stopped doing it or stopped bragging about it. Seems like it’s mostly the Instagram/YouTube/podcast crowd that fall into the category of clout-seekers. So I’m guessing that we will have a lot more to come especially if Lucas returns to social media in August. While there have been some great episodes result from these clout-seekers, I feel like the way it just exploded his already overgrown ego starting with Goldy and Geek Room makes it almost not worth it. And with how Outcast Owls talk about wanting to take him to a bar and act as his wingman and are encouraging his sex quest, I feel like each one of these groups of idiots will just be further and further enabling his delusions, going further and further for milk, until some dumb set of idiots tries to doing something really dumb like set him up with a “date” with a Zoomer girl to video it or make fun of his interactions with her (remember the Corinna? Lacy? fun). It won’t end well.

Hopefully Lucas will be in a wheelchair by then or better yet the hospital.

Edit to add the dumb Mormon video. I hate to give them views but it’s just so cringe. https://youtube.com/shorts/UDQMJUJnQ2I?feature=share
 
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You aren’t wrong.

OutcastOwls are fucking idiots. They have a video of them “trolling” the Mormons. What’s that involve? Skeletor screaming at a group of Mormon missionaries who were minding their own fucking business about wearing long Johns. The kids completely realize he’s talking about the under garments and just don’t take the bait. But the video title is “Trolling the Mormons”… like really? You staged an interaction that was meant to make you seem cool. It was just like the video of them trying to get some view-worthy response from Starbucks employees who have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. Or riding around the city searching for Lucas to make a video.

I have zero issue with the local Spokane heroes who get us attraction signs or swing by Sprague to see if Lucas is around. They don’t seem to be doing it for clout and when the milk is flowing, they just sit back and watch like the rest of us.

But it’s these fucking guys like Geek Room, Goldaur, OutcastOwls, DreamEvie (or whoever), and now apparently Goldaur2 who are going out of their way to interact with Lucas by trying to buy his engagement, searching for him all over the city, virtue signaling, obsessively stalking him online making creepy “I’m sexy” videos for him, or the apparently upcoming round of driving cross the border minimum of 4 hours round trip (but I’m guessing way more) just to video him….walking around from afar? None of it is in any way impressive. It’s just creepy. I mean I get it, being entertained by cows is pretty easy to understand. Investing significant time to troll, catfish, help, befriend, or try to milk cows is the step up that moves some folks into cow territory, depending on the degree of neghole pozzing. Especially because it just isn’t necessary. Klickitat, Fatal Walter, Cyrael, and the TCAP dude have all made awesome contributions to Wernology without trying to interact with Lucas or becoming cows themselves.

It seems like the boundaries are mostly pretty obvious to Kiwis and self-policing has been pretty good (Big Cats…). SOFALAW had a lot more problems with it, but started kicking out people catfishing Lucas so those folks either stopped doing it or stopped bragging about it. Seems like it’s mostly the Instagram/YouTube/podcast crowd that fall into the category of clout-seekers. So I’m guessing that we will have a lot more to come especially if Lucas returns to social media in August. While there have been some great episodes result from these clout-seekers, I feel like the way it just exploded his already overgrown ego starting with Goldy and Geek Room makes it almost not worth it. And with how Outcast Owls talk about wanting to take him to a bar and act as his wingman and are encouraging his sex quest, I feel like each one of these groups of idiots will just be further and further enabling his delusions, going further and further for milk, until some dumb set of idiots tries to doing something really dumb like set him up with a “date” with a Zoomer girl to video it or make fun of his interactions with her (remember the Corinna? Lacy? fun). It won’t end well.

Hopefully Lucas will be in a wheelchair by then or better yet the hospital.

Edit to add the dumb Mormon video. I hate to give them views but it’s just so cringe. https://youtube.com/shorts/UDQMJUJnQ2I?feature=share
Whoever stalks lolcows should see to it that in the process he does not become a lolcow. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Edit: locking eye contact with the Wern and staring into his soul would be one of the deepest abysses imaginable, that poor girl on the bus if that story is true
 
Whoever stalks lolcows should see to it that in the process he does not become a lolcow. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Edit: locking eye contact with the Wern and staring into his soul would be one of the deepest abysses imaginable, that poor girl on the bus if that story is true
What annoys me is how none of these supposed try-hards ever do their research.
Whenever anyone on the Geek Room would open with "I don't know anything about you-" I wanted to reach through the screen and pinch their lips shut.
These people need to learn from police interrogation videos, especially the ones where the detectives already knows their subject is guilty and uses their assumed ignorance to circle around and ensnare their prey.
 
You aren’t wrong.

OutcastOwls are fucking idiots. They have a video of them “trolling” the Mormons. What’s that involve? Skeletor screaming at a group of Mormon missionaries who were minding their own fucking business about wearing long Johns. The kids completely realize he’s talking about the under garments and just don’t take the bait. But the video title is “Trolling the Mormons”… like really? You staged an interaction that was meant to make you seem cool. It was just like the video of them trying to get some view-worthy response from Starbucks employees who have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. Or riding around the city searching for Lucas to make a video.

I have zero issue with the local Spokane heroes who get us attraction signs or swing by Sprague to see if Lucas is around. They don’t seem to be doing it for clout and when the milk is flowing, they just sit back and watch like the rest of us.

But it’s these fucking guys like Geek Room, Goldaur, OutcastOwls, DreamEvie (or whoever), and now apparently Goldaur2 who are going out of their way to interact with Lucas by trying to buy his engagement, searching for him all over the city, virtue signaling, obsessively stalking him online making creepy “I’m sexy” videos for him, or the apparently upcoming round of driving cross the border minimum of 4 hours round trip (but I’m guessing way more) just to video him….walking around from afar? None of it is in any way impressive. It’s just creepy. I mean I get it, being entertained by cows is pretty easy to understand. Investing significant time to troll, catfish, help, befriend, or try to milk cows is the step up that moves some folks into cow territory, depending on the degree of neghole pozzing. Especially because it just isn’t necessary. Klickitat, Fatal Walter, Cyrael, and the TCAP dude have all made awesome contributions to Wernology without trying to interact with Lucas or becoming cows themselves.

It seems like the boundaries are mostly pretty obvious to Kiwis and self-policing has been pretty good (Big Cats…). SOFALAW had a lot more problems with it, but started kicking out people catfishing Lucas so those folks either stopped doing it or stopped bragging about it. Seems like it’s mostly the Instagram/YouTube/podcast crowd that fall into the category of clout-seekers. So I’m guessing that we will have a lot more to come especially if Lucas returns to social media in August. While there have been some great episodes result from these clout-seekers, I feel like the way it just exploded his already overgrown ego starting with Goldy and Geek Room makes it almost not worth it. And with how Outcast Owls talk about wanting to take him to a bar and act as his wingman and are encouraging his sex quest, I feel like each one of these groups of idiots will just be further and further enabling his delusions, going further and further for milk, until some dumb set of idiots tries to doing something really dumb like set him up with a “date” with a Zoomer girl to video it or make fun of his interactions with her (remember the Corinna? Lacy? fun). It won’t end well.

Hopefully Lucas will be in a wheelchair by then or better yet the hospital.

Edit to add the dumb Mormon video. I hate to give them views but it’s just so cringe. https://youtube.com/shorts/UDQMJUJnQ2I?feature=share
Okay, @WhiskerBiscuit said the last word on The OutcastOwls; I completely agree. Wow, I hadn't seen that Mormon video, that's really pathetic.

Also, take your time and everything I guess, but it seems like The Owls aren't in any hurry to post their supposed 2-hour interview with Lucas, so I would offer we continue a little trend that some Wernologist suggested, where everyone post their single favorite Lucas content video.


Here's mine... This was a video that Lucas made after he had been turned down for a supposed date, obviously a catfish, it's long form, and what I love about it is how you can see Lucas changing in a single video, with the assistance of alcohol, from smug, overly-confident dreamworld Lucas, being Plenty Good (TM & Co.) and telling women to not "Put up with those boys", to one of the most scary examples of an extreme bipolar shift into.... not just anger, but fury, where by the end of the video Lucas is actually arguing with a phantom, or part of himself, it's hard to tell.

He answers questions that aren't asked in a very odd way: "What are YOU entitled to?" he says, emphasizing "YOU", as if his outburst was preceded by someone asking him what HE was entitled to.

He also addresses a "Melania", seemingly Trump's wife, but the context makes it unclear even for Lucas. There's several bits like this in the video.

The trigger for his fury seems to be after he decides that he doesn't know how to attract women, (Yes, there are moments of almost lucidity in the midst of the braggadocio and rage) and during his wandering brain-diarrhea diatribe, he hits on the idea of wanting to be alone with a woman, not in a group with other men.

After this thought comes out of his mouth, he goes into straight rage mode. At the time, this was the most dramatic example of his bipolar rapid cycling that I had ever seen, and not being familiar with such behavior, it shocked me in its dramatic unhinged-ness.

In any case, it's my favorite.

What about everybody else? Any faves while we're waiting for the interview?
 
It's this one and it might be an all time great. I love how Lucas doesn't even understand how much of a creep this makes him look like.
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Edit: Well, I just posted that one. I should probably share one I don't think has been shown here yet but is utterly perplexing me right now.
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I bet it did happen to some extent. I've noticed that women keep a close eye on creeps. They avoid eye contact so the creep won't come over, so he must have imagined that part. The poor girl was probably terrified. Especially with him counting to himself while staring at her with wide lunatic eyes.

The sad thing is most of the time, scared women look to other people for help, and no one does. One time I saw a schizo freak terrifying some woman in a waiting room and she was sitting near a huge black man. He pretended not to notice and the security guard didn't care. I ended up talking to her and the creep gave up and left. Excuse my sperging but it pisses me off how everyone just lets the Lucases of the word run amok stinking up the place and scaring people.
 
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You aren’t wrong.

OutcastOwls are fucking idiots. They have a video of them “trolling” the Mormons. What’s that involve? Skeletor screaming at a group of Mormon missionaries who were minding their own fucking business about wearing long Johns. The kids completely realize he’s talking about the under garments and just don’t take the bait. But the video title is “Trolling the Mormons”… like really? You staged an interaction that was meant to make you seem cool. It was just like the video of them trying to get some view-worthy response from Starbucks employees who have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. Or riding around the city searching for Lucas to make a video.

I have zero issue with the local Spokane heroes who get us attraction signs or swing by Sprague to see if Lucas is around. They don’t seem to be doing it for clout and when the milk is flowing, they just sit back and watch like the rest of us.

But it’s these fucking guys like Geek Room, Goldaur, OutcastOwls, DreamEvie (or whoever), and now apparently Goldaur2 who are going out of their way to interact with Lucas by trying to buy his engagement, searching for him all over the city, virtue signaling, obsessively stalking him online making creepy “I’m sexy” videos for him, or the apparently upcoming round of driving cross the border minimum of 4 hours round trip (but I’m guessing way more) just to video him….walking around from afar? None of it is in any way impressive. It’s just creepy. I mean I get it, being entertained by cows is pretty easy to understand. Investing significant time to troll, catfish, help, befriend, or try to milk cows is the step up that moves some folks into cow territory, depending on the degree of neghole pozzing. Especially because it just isn’t necessary. Klickitat, Fatal Walter, Cyrael, and the TCAP dude have all made awesome contributions to Wernology without trying to interact with Lucas or becoming cows themselves.

It seems like the boundaries are mostly pretty obvious to Kiwis and self-policing has been pretty good (Big Cats…). SOFALAW had a lot more problems with it, but started kicking out people catfishing Lucas so those folks either stopped doing it or stopped bragging about it. Seems like it’s mostly the Instagram/YouTube/podcast crowd that fall into the category of clout-seekers. So I’m guessing that we will have a lot more to come especially if Lucas returns to social media in August. While there have been some great episodes result from these clout-seekers, I feel like the way it just exploded his already overgrown ego starting with Goldy and Geek Room makes it almost not worth it. And with how Outcast Owls talk about wanting to take him to a bar and act as his wingman and are encouraging his sex quest, I feel like each one of these groups of idiots will just be further and further enabling his delusions, going further and further for milk, until some dumb set of idiots tries to doing something really dumb like set him up with a “date” with a Zoomer girl to video it or make fun of his interactions with her (remember the Corinna? Lacy? fun). It won’t end well.

Hopefully Lucas will be in a wheelchair by then or better yet the hospital.

Edit to add the dumb Mormon video. I hate to give them views but it’s just so cringe. https://youtube.com/shorts/UDQMJUJnQ2I?feature=share
I bet it did happen to some extent. I've noticed that women keep a close eye on creeps. They avoid eye contact so the creep won't come over, so he must have imagined that part. The poor girl was probably terrified. Especially with him counting to himself while staring at her with wide lunatic eyes.

The sad thing is most of the time, scared women look to other people for help, and no one does. One time I saw a schizo freak terrifying some woman in a waiting room and she was sitting near a huge black man. He pretended not to notice and the security guard didn't care. I ended up talking to her and the creep gave up and left. Excuse my sperging but it pisses me off how everyone just lets the Lucases of the word run amok stinking up the place and scaring people.
Here’s a breakdown of the ‘interaction’ Lucas gets on a bus, stares into a young woman’s eyes, she gets up to leave, he follows her. She looks back to read his expression as he follows her, she repeatedly looks to see if he is still following her. He begins counting. She continues walking.
lucas is psychotic and his narcissism doesn’t allow room for anybody else’s interpretation of events. Eye contact is so rare for him that when it happens, he mistakes fear for interest. His delusional thinking is so dominant of his perception in the world that he takes whatever scraps he can and pastes them together, desperately trying to justify his behaviour and poor life/social choices.
 
As much as I don't stan for Lucas, I don't really want a dumbass who's diabetic walking around in 110 degree heat with an infected foot wound and shoes that look like this. Actually kind of makes me mad because people lose feet over way less. I'm someone who wear my shoes until they fall apart but this is on another level.
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And I support trans people. This site is so weird, this thread is okay but visit the Narcissa Wright thread and it's just awful.
Jesus, even destitute African kids, in the most backward shithole imaginable, scavenging in a mountain of garbage would recoil from the sight of those sneakers.
 
What about everybody else? Any faves while we're waiting for the interview?
My fave here. He admits his diagnoses and discusses his desire for his parents to die. I also like the video where he went all “am I not entitled to…apparently I am” but I can’t find it.

also, Lucas’s comment reply to being reminded that he has had chances with women and that his approach always fails:
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Lucas talking about “catch and release” is straight up terrifying.
 
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My fave here. He admits his diagnoses and discusses his desire for his parents to die. I also like the video where he went all “am I not entitled to…apparently I am” but I can’t find it.

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Lucas talking about “catch and release” is straight up terrifying.
No shit, right?

What the fuck could "catch and release" mean? Is this some PUA slang that I'm unaware of?

Because what it sounds like, and I'm just guessing mind you, is more of Lucas's pathetic justification for his inability to actually talk to women, or ask them out face to face.

The video that I posted above as my favorite involves a similar justification. He mentions that when he sees women in the mall, he'll say something to them "as he passes by".

He'll suggest that women shouldn't put up with men who treat them badly, but in a drive-by fashion, as if he's expecting the women to giggle and run after him.

He's so pathetic; it probably doesn't even occur to Lucas that if the women even hear him, which is itself unlikely, as no doubt he says these things under his breath, they probably just think he's what he is: an insane homeless person who spends a lot of time talking to himself.

But again, Lucas can't talk to women, remember? He's always getting cock blocked, and there's never the right opening for him.

Or they're in a group, and he can't take ALL of them to lunch because he doesn't have enough money, and he can't just take one and leave some of the others out because that wouldn't be chivalrous, and taking several of them is greedy and against his principles. (I want everyone to notice that the true difficulty in accomplishing this feat, that is to say, getting the women to consent to a lunch date, is something that Lucas assumes automatically)

Or the women have weird idiosyncrasies to their faces, which indicate things about their personalities and lives that Lucas could never realistically know, but he simultaneously doesn't want to pass on to his children. Or the faces do look okay, but the women probably have syphilis, because he's seen the individual women with several men.

Now, if he went up to the women and asked them if they had STDs, they would no doubt tell him, (he detailed this knowledge in one of the Geek Room interviews, an odd moment where Lucas was seemingly attempting to make a joke, while simultaneously positing an example of his misunderstanding of social interaction) because that's something you do with a stranger, but Lucas rarely gets to that point.

You'll pardon the digression, but Lucas "catching and releasing" anything is either a horrifying new avenue of social misbehavior that we don't yet know about, or another excuse for his inability to look a teen in the eye while talking to them.

As a 40-year-old man.
 
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