Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Ah, i just assumed he was on disability
He definitely qualifies, but maybe it would hurt his pride

SSDI is for people who have earned sufficient work credits. Lucas does not qualify for SSDI because he has only worked for like a couple of months (McDonalds) back when he was 18 or 19 yrs old.

 

[Snack Cracker]

SSDI is for people who have earned sufficient work credits. Lucas does not qualify for SSDI because he has only worked for like a couple of months (McDonalds) back when he was 18 or 19 yrs old.

That makes a lot of sense, I didn’t think about it. I was assuming he was on SSDI because he’s schizo and that’s a lifetime condition that people absolutely get SSDI for having, but if he never worked before going nuts he wouldn’t qualify.

SSI is definitely more picky than SSDI on who and how they qualify.

 

[AnOminous]

SSI is definitely more picky than SSDI on who and how they qualify.

SSI is insurance and SSDI is needs-based. They're both based on disability, though. The reason someone like Chris-Chan gets SSDI is because he qualified as a minor under his father's insurance and got grandfathered in when he hit adulthood. Most people aren't so lucky.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I thought I’d might as well share this since it is going to be a long drought while Lucas is away. Added a spoiler to save space. This was around the time he started flashing those Benjamin’s on Instagram.

Spoiler: Gullible Mong: Lucas Chat log from April

Whatever photo he sent wouldn’t open.

He thought he was talking to the woman on Fidel’s right.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

I realized I was still subscribed to those Outcastowl losers after that disappointing interview and they had this message at the end of their latest...quality content. I guess we hurt their feelings guys.

Since you guys are the kings of challenges or whatever, I've got a challenge for you: Make a video that doesn't suck.

 

[Josef Mengele]

I realized I was still subscribed to those Outcastowl losers after that disappointing interview and they had this message at the end of their latest...quality content. I guess we hurt their feelings guys.
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Since you guys are the kings of challenges or whatever, I've got a challenge for you: Make a video that doesn't suck.

It truly is amazing how many beta orbiters Lucas has. I like the analogy of a solar system, Lucas is the sun, drawing all matter close to him, Kickitat and Walter Fate are the Earth and Mars, both are in the goldilocks zone for not tipping the cow but not letting his nonsense slide, and they produce quality content. Recipes of Redemption is like Jupiter, he is beginning to cross the line between relevance and irrelevance to the discussion, but he has not made Lucas-related videos since March so he is quickly falling out of the Wern's circle and moving on to other cows. VoidFace and Cyael fall into the same boat, while their content was relevant to Lucas' antics they haven't posted videos on him in a long time and have fallen out of his circle, they are akin to saturn and uranus. Then there are the outer reaches, not only is this group irrelevant, the contributions they have made are unappreciated, this group includes outcast owls, the geek room, golden usb, and the tranny that sprung up in mid april. The outer reaches are clearly just trying to profit off of Lucas' delusional behavior and are willing to make fools of themselves to get the attention that comes with our resident madcow.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

What the fuck is a challenge? Spokane is a miserable place.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It truly is amazing how many beta orbiters Lucas has. I like the analogy of a solar system, Lucas is the sun, drawing all matter close to him, Kickitat and Walter Fate are the Earth and Mars, both are in the goldilocks zone for not tipping the cow but not letting his nonsense slide, and they produce quality content. Recipes of Redemption is like Jupiter, he is beginning to cross the line between relevance and irrelevance to the discussion, but he has not made Lucas-related videos since March so he is quickly falling out of the Wern's circle and moving on to other cows. VoidFace and Cyael fall into the same boat, while their content was relevant to Lucas' antics they haven't posted videos on him in a long time and have fallen out of his circle, they are akin to saturn and uranus. Then there are the outer reaches, not only is this group irrelevant, the contributions they have made are unappreciated, this group includes outcast owls, the geek room, golden usb, and the tranny that sprung up in mid april. The outer reaches are clearly just trying to profit off of Lucas' delusional behavior and are willing to make fools of themselves to get the attention that comes with our resident madcow.

I like your analogy here, this is a good word to the wise for those orbiting cows in general. It can be a lot of fun to follow and sometimes interact with them to illicit a reaction but you have to take ego out of it which is hard for some. I mean we all got an ego but the failure seems to stem from crossing that threshold where you have lowered yourself to the same level for cheap laughs. It’s not even for monetary profit as much as clout in a weird niche of following odd people.

Maybe if I was being charitable the desire to cross the threshold into cow territory comes from thinking one can extract something novel and interesting out of Lucas. But outcast owls are clearly using him to get more views for their lame channel and in the process make it about themselves and their content which is ridiculous. People are supposed to see someone like Lucas and not act chummy with a guy like that or give him any money or sympathy. Whatever little you extract that way is simply not worth it.

 

[Bassomatic]

What's always baffled me is we do have a don't pozload my negholep rule, but more so it's still poop why do you want to touch it to start?

I'm sorry no matter how slick talking, used car sales man skills you got, Lucas is seriously a dumb fuck and mentally ill aside his personality disorders. You, I, Barbra Walters, Anderson Cooper etc, couldn't get him to be honest or say something like "well I just want to cum in 9 year olds" when we know he will duck dodge and sperg to avoid topics that make him uncomfortable or don't match his world views.

These faggots thought, man if we buy Lucas lunch he's gonna totally go I WANT TO FUCK KIDS! No Lucas will ramble about science and if he feels corner call you a trumptard and waddle away on his dead foot.

Now I can say, myself like most here would LOVE to hear Lucas be honest, even though he can't.

 

[Garfieldchu]

As a 42 year old morbidly obese diabetic, the owls probably should have gotten Lucas some wider old man shoes like New Balance instead of Nike. Knowing Lucas, he probably insisted on Nike.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I'm sorry no matter how slick talking, used car sales man skills you got, Lucas is seriously a dumb fuck and mentally ill aside his personality disorders. You, I, Barbra Walters, Anderson Cooper etc, couldn't get him to be honest or say something like "well I just want to cum in 9 year olds" when we know he will duck dodge and sperg to avoid topics that make him uncomfortable or don't match his world views.

At this point seeing how Lucas behaves and the ways he will pull out certain default responses to questions you definitely know that’s the case. It was not something I could comprehend at first but it’s plain to see now that it’s a fool’s errand to try and extract any truth out of him or something he hasn’t already said in a slightly different way.

These faggots thought, man if we buy Lucas lunch he's gonna totally go I WANT TO FUCK KIDS! No Lucas will ramble about science and if he feels corner call you a trumptard and waddle away on his dead foot.

It was cringe inducing when they were asking him if he ever offers MDMA to any young girls. pozloading my negholep as you say.

 

[Bassomatic]

Speaking of Lucas dishonesty, he's pretty fucking gone wacked out, he lies and tries to sell the story he wants but, he's not all there enough to cover his lies.

It reminds me of a friend of mine, who saw some horrid grizzly shit in the war, if you ask him 3 times you get 3 stories different. Now I bring him up because he is sadly suffering horrible PTSD and working on, but he doesn't really know what the fuck happened. He thinks he did, his brain shut thing down and muddied the waters. He's a good man and wouldn't lie but he's not sure the truth.

If you remember the Heath Ledger Batman, people theorized Joker did this telling his past.

Lucas is dumber and has a motivation to lie. To me it's something interesting about how his broken brain fires. He tells the story he thinks will be more useful to tell, vs trying to be honest and maybe your memory is wrong.

It also greatly saddens me to think my friend who wants to heal and move on is so lost but Lucas deff thinks nah voices in the wind will guide me to 4 year old vag.

 

[WonderWino]

It truly is amazing how many beta orbiters Lucas has. I like the analogy of a solar system, Lucas is the sun, drawing all matter close to him, Kickitat and Walter Fate are the Earth and Mars, both are in the goldilocks zone for not tipping the cow but not letting his nonsense slide, and they produce quality content. Recipes of Redemption is like Jupiter, he is beginning to cross the line between relevance and irrelevance to the discussion, but he has not made Lucas-related videos since March so he is quickly falling out of the Wern's circle and moving on to other cows. VoidFace and Cyael fall into the same boat, while their content was relevant to Lucas' antics they haven't posted videos on him in a long time and have fallen out of his circle, they are akin to saturn and uranus. Then there are the outer reaches, not only is this group irrelevant, the contributions they have made are unappreciated, this group includes outcast owls, the geek room, golden usb, and the tranny that sprung up in mid april. The outer reaches are clearly just trying to profit off of Lucas' delusional behavior and are willing to make fools of themselves to get the attention that comes with our resident madcow.

But which planet is chris hansen then? I'm thinking pluto. I mean pluto was important and a planet once, just like hansen was a well known and respected pedo hunter. Then, like pluto getting demoted to unimportant dwarf planet, chris hansen fucked up and destroyed his life and is now a hovering around the anti pedo community like a fly on shit, to try to get his old status back, only occasionally moving into the werns orbit to become momentarily relevant

Hmm.....maybe theres something in there pointing toward that neptune/uranus shifting their positions in terms of distance from the sun every so often as well

 

[Da Dude123]

In the incident report it said Dr. Nigga Luke was on his way to Deaconess Hospital. I am guessing that he would then be transported to Eastern State? It is anyones guess when the cow will be released. He was gone for a good 10 months that one time. I do believe he will be released, when that will happen is very hard to say.

I wish he could call a cat fish and leave a message to the ovulator about how he is plenty good and how to reach him at the puzzle factory.

 

[VoidFace]

But which planet is chris hansen then? I'm thinking pluto. I mean pluto was important and a planet once, just like hansen was a well known and respected pedo hunter. Then, like pluto getting demoted to unimportant dwarf planet, chris hansen fucked up and destroyed his life and is now a hovering around the anti pedo community like a fly on shit, to try to get his old status back, only occasionally moving into the werns orbit to become momentarily relevant

Hmm.....maybe theres something in there pointing toward that neptune/uranus shifting their positions in terms of distance from the sun every so often as well

Hansen is Halley’s comet. It’s rare he shows up, but when he does it’s an event worth watching.

 

[Particle Bored]

"Yeah, Im communist. Im the commiest commie that over commied, comrade."

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"'Now 'scuse me I gotta eat this pizza before these damn freeloading vultures take it all."

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"BTW, apropos if nothing, here's some info on age-gap fertility. From each according to your ability, comrade."

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"Say 'Hi' to Poppa Castro for me. Tell him '700 studies'... He'll know what you mean."

ETA: ahahahahaha she should have said "Castro was nice but he always seemed preoccupied with 'estudio de la brecha del edado y el salud del niños.'"

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

"Yeah, Im communist. Im the commiest commie that over commied, comrade."

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"'Now 'scuse me I gotta eat this pizza before these damn freeloading vultures take it all."

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"BTW, apropos if nothing, here's some info on age-gap fertility. From each according to your ability, comrade."

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"Say 'Hi' to Poppa Castro for me. Tell him '700 studies'... He'll know what you mean."

ETA: ahahahahaha she should have said "Castro was nice but he always seemed preoccupied with 'estudio de la brecha del edado y el salud del niños.'"

I will have to translate the Spanish I am guessing it says it’s not in the cards for you. In retrospect I wish I’d said he had such a marvellous long flowing grey beard. Look at this greedy Communist leader with two women on his arm. Castro was definitely fucking until the day he died.

Edit: study of the age gap and children’s health ahahahah. It’s an important field in Cuban medical science of course

 

[Black Lives Matter]

I love how he claims to be anarchocommunist (or however he misspelled it) yet goes on to praise Marx and Castro

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

estudio de la brecha del edado y el salud del niños.'

will have to translate the Spanish I am guessing it says it’s not in the cards for you.

"study of the age gap and children's health"

People say Stalin impregnated a teenager. Surprised he doesn't worship him for that reason alone.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

"study of the age gap and children's health"

People say Stalin impregnated a teenager. Surprised he doesn't worship him for that reason alone.

Stalin also backed a Soviet scientist who attempted to cross breed monkeys and humans to make a human ape hybrid super soldier. I want to know Dr. Nigga Luke’s take on this as a scientist. It’s possible they just didn’t get the right age gap to make this experiment work.