Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

In the end of this video he says “and I have to go to stabilization tonight because I’ve been sitting here crying”…
What is “stabilization”? Is it a section of the nuthouse?

Stabilization or "Crisis Stabilization Unit" is like Nut House Lite. It's designed for someone having a breakdown, someone who's otherwise typically stable and functional. Anyone having a bad manic, depressive or psychotic episode can check themselves in. They'll assess you, give you a counselor asap and then make you stay for a few days. No cell phones or visitors allowed. It lets someone regroup and well, stabilize.

It's a fantastic resource for someone having a crisis because there's no wait time. It's also usually abused by bpds and munchies who need a mega dose of attention STAT or ragmen who need a place to stay but are too proud for the drunk tank or passing out on a bus.
 
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This video could get Lucas sent straight back to the nut house:

… which would be a great pity. My heart has yearned for his cringe for so, so long.

Seriously, fuck him for that and the only correct response to his 'threat' it is: Go ahead.

Normally I would try to discourage anyone from taking their own life, but for Lucas? Well, it's probably for the best. He's not going to change. He's not going to get better. He's just going to continue to be a waste of resources and a threat to those around him. He's a useless human being. I know this sounds cold and harsh, but it's the honest truth.
 
I’ve been joking about his meds for a bit but I honestly think this abilify is causing more harm than good. His energy is up but his depression and delusions are still running rampent - that’s the kind of combination that encourages people to make very stupid and impulsive decisions - like rape or suicide.

He needs a sedative. I know it makes him sloth out and get fatter but it doesn’t work him up like this abilify is and he’s not as much of a danger to himself or others. He’s manic as fuck right now. Screaming in the streets, mood swings any teenager would be in awe of - it’s not good.
 
Am I the only one who thought that the sobbing video sounded really forced?

His anger sounds real, but his sadness doesn't.
The crying and acting up is forced because Lucas desperately wants to be in the comfortable shelter of a mental hospital rather than sweating his ass off all day under a bridge screaming and eventually getting his stupid ass beaten up.
 
Normally I would try to discourage anyone from taking their own life, but for Lucas? Well, it's probably for the best. He's not going to change. He's not going to get better. He's just going to continue to be a waste of resources and a threat to those around him. He's a useless human being. I know this sounds cold and harsh, but it's the honest truth.
He’s not exactly winning at life and it’s only going to get worse
 

We got SOBBING!

Edit: The funniest (and most expected) part is that he just goes on about how it's because everyone is fascist and republican, not that he's an unmedicated, violent, creepy, stalker-y, pushy, smelly, homeless guy who refuses to lift a finger to try and get his shit together.

Nah, it couldn't be that.

Must be fascists.
His behavior since release is really concerning. Hes very manic. One second sobbing, the next laughing and then extreme anger. Hes even suicide baiting which hes done in the past.
 
All this mania from making the conscious decision to haunt areas where young people frequent, at the busiest time of the week, and then having a mental breakdown because they're doing stereotypical things young people do on the weekend. Damn those mean zoomers for ruining his life by minding their own business! Agephobia, classism and greed!

If Lucas magically woke up tomorrow as a 21 year old again but in great shape, with a quarter million in savings, his own condo and a brand new Tesla with butterfly doors thats programmed to always knows where "The Party at", drives him to the scene and announces, "Prince Lucas has arrived, ladies please put on your covid masks and make a single file line" he still couldn't get a girlfriend, he'd say it's because "Gen Z is only interested in older men" and he'd find a way to fuck it all up and be homeless again in a month or two.
Which video "denotes" this?
He says it in the "Were Destroying This World In So Many Ways" at the 6.25 mark.
 
I have noticed something, not that I've watched every second of every new video but I don't think I've heard him mention "agephobia" recently. He's acknowledging this supposed "age gap scene" on Post Street and that Gen Z women do sometimes go for Gen X men, just "every man but him". That's much closer to self awareness Lucas, follow that thought! What is it about you that they don't like?
It seems like this might be true, but he's always thought older guys and younger women were hooking up. He also thinks his "teachings" on YouTube are the reason why it's happening, and at no point does Lucas ever acknowledge any of his faults. I don't think he's capable of understanding what a 40-year-old guy with a house, job, car and money in the bank might have over him. It would break his brain.
 
All this mania from making the conscious decision to haunt areas where young people frequent, at the busiest time of the week, and then having a mental breakdown because they're doing stereotypical things young people do on the weekend. Damn those mean zoomers for ruining his life by minding their own business! Agephobia, classism and greed!

If Lucas magically woke up tomorrow as a 21 year old again but in great shape, with a quarter million in savings, his own condo and a brand new Tesla with butterfly doors thats programmed to always knows where "The Party at", drives him to the scene and announces, "Prince Lucas has arrived, ladies please put on your covid masks and make a single file line" he still couldn't get a girlfriend, he'd say it's because "Gen Z is only interested in older men" and he'd find a way to fuck it all up and be homeless again in a month or two.

He says it in the "Were Destroying This World In So Many Ways" at the 6.25 mark.

Just to add on to the analysis here, imagine walking around in public where every instance of a young girl with any aged man is immediately apprehended as them fucking? That they have either just had sex or are going off somewhere to have sex? EVERY PERSON. There are no fathers and daughters, or moms and sons. There are no friends hanging out or workmates having coffee... Every one of them are having sex. Every last one, and you are not.

This is the very definition of delusional. It’s a crazy thought to even contemplate, let alone believe as a working assumption of reality.
 
So, he's not trying to get food, he's not trying to get a place to stay, he's not even trying to get a shower, it would be nice, but that's not what he's trying to get.

All he wants, the only thing he wants, and it's such a tiny ask, is your life. Your girl, and your fun.

Suuuure.... Nothing wrong with that, he just wants all the relationships you formed, and all the happiness that you've brought about! Makes perfect sense!

The fact that this sounds eminently reasonable to Lucas is a testament to his broken brain.
 
I think we can all agree that this period of Lucas getting a new phone has been more than plenty good. We have had almost all of the classic Lucas traits. He has been begging for money, mooing about telomeres, acting like he is important and plenty good, eating copius amounts of food, some rage chimpouts, some sobbing bouts, and delusions like no other. He is still as big of an lolcow as he ever was. I am really enjoying how he mentions how he is a BLM or feminist ally by wearing some shirt he found in a donation bin, but will then turn around and refer to women as "clits" and loves to scream "nigga". Such a feminist and activist the fat man is!

I for a while did not think Lucas really wanted housing, because it would mean less money for his fancy five star dinners. Now he is acting all upset that Oxford house did not give him a room. "They left me for dead". Lucas, you have been homeless for well over a year. I guess the only difference is that now you have been banned from almost if not all the hobo shelters in Spokane and now you are sleeping under a bridge like a true shitty ragman. Him claiming Spokane has done nothing for him is laughable. My favorite thing they did for the cow was giving him the hotel room and catered meals when he caught the Corona Virus. That killed me, All that for a hobo lolcow.

The man has no positive qualities at all. Just ugly both on the inside and outside. And my God, is he entitled. Thinks everything should just be handed to him because he is Lucas Werner and he is plenty good. Nothing is his fault. Hopefully, the mental hospital will see what a fraud he is and throw him back on the streets.
 
Lucas the Freak said:
I got beat in the head by some punk black kid today. Believe me if he was a white boy I would have said it was a white boy beating my ass too. But this time around it's a black kid. Sylous was a Mexican kid beating my ass, Isaacs younger brother

Note that he says "But this time around it's a black kid" like it is the very 1st time a black is involved. Prior to the black kid it was a Mexican. Would this not be the 2nd time he's been "beat up" by a black kid. What happened to his story of getting beat by Fat Albert and the bat.

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He brings up Isaac's younger brother Sylous. Sylous was around 17 when he "beat his ass".
 
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Lucas sobbing begging to know WHY he is alone got me thinking about it, to entertain myself earlier I was trying to list all the reasons. Lucas is really exceptional because he has almost everything possible going against him. An exhaustive list would be novel-length but I've identified several "complexes" of inter-related traits and reasons why he will never have a romantic partner again, barring the kind of drastic personal change we know he will never make at this point. Ranked from most serious to least:

#1: Anger. Lucas is absolutely radioactive with uncontrolled rage, seething jealousy, and toxic narcissism. If you took a world survey of women asking the most unattractive traits in a partner, anger and jealousy would be at the top. Women and girls are rightfully afraid of this kind of man. Their every instinct screams at them that Lucas is absolutely the type of partner who will kill them if he thinks they've been talking to another man. The fact that he is completely blind to this and thinks his rage is alpha shows he knows less than zero about women.

#2: Isolation. Lucas doesn't know any women and is too timid to talk to them. He has no job, social life, or hobbies, which are typically the places one meets women. He has gotten no practice talking to women in over a decade, and very obviously has no idea what they're like or how they think. You have to know women to get a girlfriend, that seems pretty self-evident, but he honestly expects them to somehow come find him.

#3: Social Retardation/General Personality. Lucas is bizarre, rude, inappropriate, off-putting, cringe, stupid, and childish. He cannot hold a conversation and will try to steer it toward jizz-related pseudoscience within a few sentences. He is unlikeable and bad to talk to even when he's not filled with rage.

#4: Being Gross. Lucas is fat, balding, unwashed, wears the same clothes for weeks, thinks eating like a pig is sexy, and has a gimp leg that he drags behind him.

These are the major reasons I can think of, I'm sure there are many more, Lucas seems almost designed to repel women. It's hard to think of how he could be worse. Like if you were to pick every negative trait in an RPG just for comedy purposes.
 
I don't know if everyone caught this, but Lucas specifically said that the Oxford House rejected him because he hadn't gotten "outpatient services".

That would suggest, to my lay understanding, that they expected Lucas to make some sort of effort, and probably gave him instructions on how to do so, to get some sort of ongoing therapy, or otherwise mental health help.

I always thought it was strange to put him in a building with recovering drug addicts, since that's not his problem and he's such a combustible element, and it's possible that him not getting outpatient services is just an excuse that they gave him, but it's a legitimate excuse.

Whether or not he's taking his abilify regularly, Lucas needs counseling and therapy. The drugs by themselves are not enough; he needs to be instructed in the specific reasons why his thought process is incorrect. I would also suggest that mood stabilization, and antidepressants, are not the primary drugs he needs. I think Lucas needs strong antipsychotics..

Someone needs to explain the Lucas why his view of the world is wrong, why the world doesn't operate the way he thinks it does. Why his behavior is so abhorrent, how you don't talk about taking a shit while you're eating, you don't call girls by crude vulgar epithets for their sexual organs, you don't scream racial slurs into the street; there's no excuses for this sort of behavior. But I doubt he would listen to any of this, because I imagine he's heard some or all of it before.

But yeah, no outpatient services = no bed. No roof.

You've got to make an effort, to be able to take advantage of the benefits that the system has.

But Lucas only ever makes an effort to stuff his face. The only time Lucas ever walks any distance, is when he thinks that there's food or pussy at the end of the walk. He won't walk for showers, he won't walk for work to better himself, he won't walk for mental health, he is a glutton: pure and simple.

Edit:. I want everyone to notice, at the end of the "Save my life from suicide!" outburst, there's always a moment at the end of his crying or screaming jags, where Lucas stops acting and assumes a normal disposition before he shuts the camera off....its very brief, just a second or two.

It's very telling.

There's a lack of authenticity in these performances, because the idea of filming yourself when you're having a breakdown, suggests a performance to begin with. If you were genuinely in such distress, would you think of pulling out a camera, focusing, and filming yourself?

There's always a moment at the end of the rage performance, where Lucas's eyes focus on the buttons of the phone, and he thinks to himself, "Did I get all of that? Okay let me press the button, so that I can post this on youtube". This is the real Lucas: manipulative. Not a successful manipulator by any means, but attempting to use the crude skills at his disposal to force people's hands.
Using these displays of rage and supposed suicidal ideation to attempt to manipulate people.

I want everyone to look for these tiny moments of Truth at the end of the performances. That's the real Lucas.
 
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I don't know if everyone caught this, but Lucas specifically said that the Oxford House rejected him because he hadn't gotten "outpatient services".

That would suggest, to my lay understanding, that they expected Lucas to make some sort of effort, and probably gave him instructions on how to do so, to get some sort of ongoing therapy, or otherwise mental health help.

I always thought it was strange to put him in a building with recovering drug addicts, since that's not his problem and he's such a combustible element, and it's possible that him not getting outpatient services is just an excuse that they gave him, but it's a legitimate excuse.

Whether or not he's taking his abilify regularly, Lucas needs counseling and therapy. The drugs by themselves are not enough; he needs to be instructed in the specific reasons why his thought process is incorrect. I would also suggest that mood stabilization, and antidepressants, are not the primary drugs he needs. I think Lucas needs strong antipsychotics..

Someone needs to explain the Lucas why his view of the world is wrong, why the world doesn't operate the way he thinks it does. Why his behavior is so abhorrent, how you don't talk about taking a shit while you're eating, you don't call girls by crude vulgar epithets for their sexual organs, you don't scream racial slurs into the street; there's no excuses for this sort of behavior. But I doubt he would listen to any of this, because I imagine he's heard some or all of it before.

But yeah, no outpatient services = no bed. No roof.

You've got to make an effort, to be able to take advantage of the benefits that the system has.

But Lucas only ever makes an effort to stuff his face. The only time Lucas ever walks any distance, is when he thinks that there's food or pussy at the end of the walk. He won't walk for showers, he won't walk for work to better himself, he won't walk for mental health, he is a glutton: pure and simple.

i caught that.

lucas is only into what he wants. He can use vouchers to get an ID card, but he’d have to engage with other case management supports.

he can get housing but needs to do therapy. So he thinks that he will get a pass because he is Lucas. His Greerian logic is precious. I think he is keenly aware of his videos being viewed by those in control. He keeps claiming to have not used alcohol or pot in 3 months but he smoked pot of video in July with Outcast Owls and drank with them twice. He’s bad at time but I think it’s him trying to con the system. He claims he’s going to be in his abilify but I don’t see how. Psych hospitals give you a 1 week supply typically at discharge. Less for types like Lucas who have nothing to do but engage in outpatient psych.

I don’t think he’s on meds. I don’t think he needs money. And any of the fuckwits who are paying him will and should be outed like the POS CWC troll.
 
I don't know if everyone caught this, but Lucas specifically said that the Oxford House rejected him because he hadn't gotten "outpatient services".

That would suggest, to my lay understanding, that they expected Lucas to make some sort of effort, and probably gave him instructions on how to do so, to get some sort of ongoing therapy, or otherwise mental health help.

I always thought it was strange to put him in a building with recovering drug addicts, since that's not his problem and he's such a combustible element, and it's possible that him not getting outpatient services is just an excuse that they gave him, but it's a legitimate excuse.

Whether or not he's taking his abilify regularly, Lucas needs counseling and therapy. The drugs by themselves are not enough; he needs to be instructed in the specific reasons why his thought process is incorrect. I would also suggest that mood stabilization, and antidepressants, are not the primary drugs he needs. I think Lucas needs strong antipsychotics..

Someone needs to explain the Lucas why his view of the world is wrong, why the world doesn't operate the way he thinks it does. Why his behavior is so abhorrent, how you don't talk about taking a shit while you're eating, you don't call girls by crude vulgar epithets for their sexual organs, you don't scream racial slurs into the street; there's no excuses for this sort of behavior. But I doubt he would listen to any of this, because I imagine he's heard some or all of it before.

But yeah, no outpatient services = no bed. No roof.

You've got to make an effort, to be able to take advantage of the benefits that the system has.

But Lucas only ever makes an effort to stuff his face. The only time Lucas ever walks any distance, is when he thinks that there's food or pussy at the end of the walk. He won't walk for showers, he won't walk for work to better himself, he won't walk for mental health, he is a glutton: pure and simple.

Edit:. I want everyone to notice, at the end of the "Save my life from suicide!" outburst, there's always a moment at the end of his crying or screaming jags, where Lucas stops acting and assumes a normal disposition before he shuts the camera off....its very brief, just a second or two.

It's very telling.

There's a lack of authenticity in these performances, because the idea of filming yourself when you're having a breakdown, suggests a performance to begin with. If you were genuinely in such distress, would you think of pulling out a camera, focusing, and filming yourself?

There's always a moment at the end of the rage performance, where Lucas's eyes focus on the buttons of the phone, and he thinks to himself, "Did I get all of that? Okay let me press the button, so that I can post this on youtube". This is the real Lucas: manipulative. Not a successful manipulator by any means, but attempting to use the crude skills at his disposal to force people's hands.
Using these displays of rage and supposed suicidal ideation to attempt to manipulate people.

I want everyone to look for these tiny moments of Truth at the end of the performances. That's the real Lucas.
SLE's require strict rules; otherwise, they rapidly descend into chaos. "Working a program," participating in outpatient services, attending 12 step meetings and therapy, are just some of the structure SLE's demand of their residents. Lucas didn't even bother meeting the requirements before applying. He's eligible for outpatient psych or drug treatment, and his housing hinges on it.

Can't follow the rules to get in the door, probably can't follow them once you get a spot.

It's sad. An SLE is probably Lucas's only remaining hope for housing in Spokane. There was a time in his life when he was functional enough to get such a spot, and maintain it for a little while.

No more.

Re: his weeping, I think it's authentic enough. His woe is genuine, even of it's presented in a manipulative way. I don't read it as performative so much as shallow.
 
SLE's require strict rules; otherwise, they rapidly descend into chaos. "Working a program," participating in outpatient services, attending 12 step meetings and therapy, are just some of the structure SLE's demand of their residents. Lucas didn't even bother meeting the requirements before applying. He's eligible for outpatient psych or drug treatment, and his housing hinges on it.

Can't follow the rules to get in the door, probably can't follow them once you get a spot.

It's sad. An SLE is probably Lucas's only remaining hope for housing in Spokane. There was a time in his life when he was functional enough to get such a spot, and maintain it for a little while.

No more.

Re: his weeping, I think it's authentic enough. His woe is genuine, even of it's presented in a manipulative way. I don't read it as performative so much as shallow.
A few days ago, he made a video, where he said "Want to see how scary I can be?" before he started bellowing at the camera. At the end of the rant, he said "This is what it would look like if I had an outburst...."

And then just a day later he's doing exactly the same thing, but for real?

In between these rage diatribes, he reverts into his normal speaking tone, well, normal for Lucas anyway. I see them as completely performative, in so far is Lucas is able to plan, I think he is attempting to get what he wants by acting in such a way as to generate the outcomes that he desires.

He may not always be correct, in fact he's frequently wrong, but he's connected, because of past experience, that his outbursts eventually lead to shelter. Sometimes the outbursts are not enough, recently, he's rediscovered the power of suicide threats to get him a bed.

If this is not performative, I don't know what is.

I have no doubt that his anger and his schizo frustration are real; Lucas's rage is believable enough as a genuine expression of his mood.

But the sadness, and the self-harm? I see these as ENTIRELY false, 100% manipulative... clearly desperate, but not sincere.

Anyway, the distinction between performance or sincerity is largely beside the point, because I imagine that the city services have a mandate to treat these threats as sincere, whether they are or are not. Lucas will likely be able to cry, whine, and threaten his way into what he wants.

Such is the nature of the system.

The success of these actions in getting him a bed will teach Lucas's animal brain that this is a method to get what he wants, and it will be repeated.
 
I imagine they say all this while placing a coffee just how he likes it in the table, down the the very tenth of a degree, while then filling him in on their own life since last they spoke while they get ready like old friends.
This is illustrative of the biggest problem w/ WPATH therapy. Could absolutely see the Wern’s therapy playing out exactly like that. If a mental health service is wpath approved, that’s an indication that it’s 💯% hugbox, affirmation BS. The affirmation model is not helpful for most Dx’s. DSM V came out around 2011-13 (iirc,) this is also when affirmation model & wpath got big & took over, in the psych world. Classic therapy w/ CBT, or dialectical behavior therapy would be perfect for The Wern. Plus meds, though Abilify is a weird choice in his case, that shit will balloon you into a cow w/ in 3-6 months. Easily.
 
One more thing and then I promise I'll get off this thread and go enjoy my Saturday. I was just thinking that, while many of these recent videos are solid gold individually, as an arc they are even better. In the past couple days we got:

- Smug confident Lucas saying he'll fuck you so good you'll marry him, plus he knows where to get muffins. Everything is great and he babbles about pseudoscience for a long time.

- Smug Lucas with the cracks starting to show. He is out on the street at night. He is going to yell "to show you how scary he can be" but this is just an "experiment" and perhaps even "Dada". Not real rage being vented at all, just a demonstration of his yelling voice. "AHHHH CAPITALISTS!!! SHARE THE WOMEN GREEDY!!!" Back to smug Lucas, "pretty scary huh?"

- Later that night, alone in the dark, sobbing, begging, his somewhat performative sadness combined with very real frustration and rage. He sees all these beautiful young women with their thick thighs. Why is he the only man they won't fuck? It's not fair!

- The next morning, sniffling like a little kid who's been crying, mumbling bitter, sour-grapes shit about how he hates Gen Z, everybody hates Gen Z for their rejection of him. "Fine, go ahead and make everybody hate you, see if I care."

- The beginning of the depressive part of the cycle, but still with plenty of rage. "Save my life from suicide!" What are those Linkin Park lyrics?

It's just a fascinating look into rapid cycling bipolar. I really have nothing else to say except that it must be so exhausting to be on this emotional rollercoaster all the time. He's monomaniacally fixated on something he can't and won't ever have, he might as well be this mad about how he'll never get to ride a dragon. He just works himself up with sexual frustration imagining some idealized teenage fuck-mommy, which I'm sure is titillating at first but he just gets angrier and angrier the more he thinks about it. All he has to do is focus on something else for even a few hours at a time and he'd be a lot less insane. Making money, a hobby. These things would not only be good for him in and of themselves, and they would at least begin to build some semblance of a life which could one day include someone else, not a teenage slave wife but perhaps another Suzanne type. But he CAN. NOT. STOP. I really wonder if you sat him down and forced him to try, how long he could go without thinking about impregnating teenagers. Five minutes? I doubt it. Truly truly wild
 
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