Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Does it even occur to him that describing women in terms of a herd of hunted animals is probably a worse look than even his past behavior suggests?
Why one earth would anyone think that dehumanizing women, especially in a way that makes him sound like a predator, could possibly mean the Wern is a misogynistic, wannabe rapist?

I mean he did, after all, share/make feminist memes on occasion 🙄

Checkmate, Kiwis!
 
Lucas is sharing space with other adult males. And likely sharing his ideas. Will he share his food? Will anyone share puss puss with him?

For those Wernologists curious about Lucas's prior roommates, and alleged masturbation habits, yet uncomfortable with the search function:


Recall the aborted "Roommate Sage" from December 2020, wherein Lucas was briefly exploited for his EBT. Finally, Lucas's many peers at the homeless shelters could also be considered temporary roommates, after a fashion. Lucas is known to have been banned from Spokane shelters over conflict with other residents in at least two separate instances in the past few months, to say nothing of his long history of bans.
 
Horrifying. Only word I can come up with. He has no idea what age some of them are. Its predatory.
Agreed.

Let's all remember, myself included, that behavior like this is why it's totally unnecessary to ever interact with Lucas directly or indirectly.

As with all the best cows, Lucas is his own worst enemy, and makes the best material when left to his own devices, because the prison of his own mind is the horrible creative space that gives birth to the comedy we seek.

More than even his mental illnesses, or his sloth, or his narcissism, Lucas is a cow because of his perspective. His way of looking at the world which is disgusting, predatory, and uniquely hilarious.

I think part of the struggle with lucas, and with other cows, is that everyone has a tendency to attempt to approach them, or troll them, through the same channels that were used with CWC.

At the very beginning of the thread, when people were starting to catfish lucas, someone commented that they didn't think his reaction was what they had expected, and they didn't think catfishing was the right sort of way to deal with this particular cow.

I've come to realize that ANY interactions with lucas, even the ones I myself have participated in, are ultimately beside the point, because Lucas becomes slightly more normal when he interacts with normal people.

Left to his own devices, however, he's as weird as he will be on his own, and by himself.

So necessarily, offering Lucas money to do funny things, or trying to interview him to get little details of his past out, may seem funny in the short term, but Lucas, sensing curiosity, will snap shut like a clam.

He realizes that he has things to hide, and so when questioned he gets defensive. But you know when he's not defensive? When he's making these ridiculous videos that no one prompts him to make.

Left to his own devices, and given enough time, Lucas will admit all the most horrible things about himself.

His inability to stop talking is probably the most damaging aspect of his behavior, in terms of his reputation and future as a semi-functional adult.

I know this has been said before, and probably doesn't need saying again, but I wanted to say it myself: hands-off is the way that Lucas produces the most hilarious material. Period.
 
It’s funny when he decries a self-reliance narrative as conservativism but then contradicts himself by saying well what are you doing to help me? What are you doing passing the buck? Personal responsibility to Lucas just means we are personally responsible for taking care of him and all of his needs.

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So after pretending he was suicidal and causing a big scene where he needed to be taken away in a stretcher (a few short months ago) Lucas is right back at the same bas station doing his same old bullshit. Learning nothing, receiving little to no punishment. Its all a big joke when Lucas is involved
 
So after pretending he was suicidal and causing a big scene where he needed to be taken away in a stretcher (a few short months ago) Lucas is right back at the same bas station doing his same old bullshit. Learning nothing, receiving little to no punishment. Its all a big joke when Lucas is involved
Yup. Not only does he get away with it, but he's been rewarded.

He now has a roof over his head, and is free to have his only concern be filling his guts with different sorts of good-tasting food....oh and of course, his usual pursuit.

I've no doubt that Lucas will still make use of the free food offered up to homeless people, insofar as he's able to get it and hasn't been banned from shelters that provide it.

So suicide baiting, multiple public nuisance spectacles, etc has resulted in warm bed and "Lucas the food critic".

Yay for social services i guess.
 
Your lies don't fly, Gen Z. You're a liberal generation. Stop with your 7 girlfriends. When Lucas is acting angry, that is comedy. He is a comedian! Invite him to your house so he can meet a woman. He is no longer homeless and is doin terrific!

Isaak telling Lucas he doesn't invite him to parties because Lucas will steal all the women is fucking perfect, I like this young vagabond's sense of humor.

All of Lucas' anger is "comedy", he is an angry comic like Lewis Black. I'm sure you all remember Lewis Black's famous bit where he screams at the audience about how he is suicidal because he needs a teenager to fuck. And what is checking yourself into stabilization and the mental hospital then Lucas, performance art? All jokes aside it is a very bad sign that he refuses to take responsibility for his anger or even acknowledge that it is real. The level of delusion and stupidity to think that anyone will believe the videos where you scream yourself hoarse are just comedy is one thing. But it seems like during the relatively calm, Smug Luke part of his mood cycle he is actually in denial about the incandescent rage he was filming just days ago. I've thought about this before, how Smug Lucas would react if you made him watch videos of Angry Lucas or Sad Lucas. Or how desperate, sobbing, Angry Lucas would react to videos filmed the day prior where Smug Lucas goes on and on about how easy it is to get a zoomer gf, just tell them your name bro. The cognitive dissonance of him even trying to process his own words and behavior from a different part of his mood cycle would be enormous I'd imagine.

And finally, "we're in the same economic class" now that he has some kind of communal welfare housing :story: Okay Lucas you just nuked the "classism" argument for yourself, you already ruled out "ageism" when you admitted that there is an "age gap scene" on Post St., I guess we're left with the one he tentatively tries in this video, it's "ableism" to not date a violent bipolar schizophrenic narcissist.
 
The same economic class! Sure, cow. You being given housing for speds that you obtained by having a "suicide threat". That, and your tugboat check. You're still not in the same economic class as the baes. In fact, you are in the same economic class as before. The delusions are off the charts.
 
You know one of the things that I love that Lucas does?

I love when he tries to talk about a specific situation related to himself, but tries to disguise the specifics, or make it more widely applicable, by using these generalities that are clearly hiding the fact that it's about him.

He'll say something like, "So let's say you're a 40-year-old male who's attracted to younger women, then you know you're kind of shy, the way atheist guys tend to be....", or something like that. Or he'll start suggesting that atheist women need to be nicer to atheist guys because atheist guys are all shy, when in reality, Lucas is just telling us that LUCAS is shy.

There's no excessive shyness among atheist men, whenever Lucas tries to make these generalities widely applicable he's always completely wrong, because Lucas's way of seeing the world is fundamentally distorted.

But it always cracks me up when he starts with one of these "Let's say you're a middle-aged man..." it's like, lucas? We know you're talking about yourself bro.
 
Each day in a living home is making Lucas chip and crack, he has multiple issues covered now and that means more zoomer groomer time.

It's all a matter of time before it's in the card's for Lucas to actually commit to a zoomer and then get rejected and the chimp out will make anything most cows have done look like tame.
I honestly hope we get to see a defensive hedgehog as he's kicked out of the facility for smashing a TV.
 
It’s funny when he decries a self-reliance narrative as conservativism but then contradicts himself by saying well what are you doing to help me? What are you doing passing the buck? Personal responsibility to Lucas just means we are personally responsible for taking care of him and all of his needs.

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i am convinced this fat is going to brutally rape someone these days
i have never gotten worse vibes from someone's continued existence
 
i am convinced this fat is going to brutally rape someone these days
i have never gotten worse vibes from someone's continued existence
I don't think he'd do anything where there is a chance of other people being there or around, or even if the girl looked like she could fight back.

But I also believe if he ran across some skinny 14 year old runaway under a bridge somewhere, he would take the opportunity.
 
If the fat fuck would stop uploading I might get something up tonight.

Wow he really took offence when someone called him out for misusing mitigation

Guess I triggered fatty earlier today.

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Anyway rendering the stuff up to the "random numeral generation mitigation" video and capping it at 20 stupid minutes of him creeping on strangers and being triggered about people laughing at him for using the wrong word for a few days for the night.

Ban whoever instigated Lucas to make these boring videos on mitigation.

You'd think he'd be HAPPY about that comment. He's always bitching that nobody gets his humor and here I tell him I thought he made a funny and he loses the tattered remains of his entire mind over it.
 
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Now he's surreptitiously filming young women getting on a bus.

Someone archive it.
Thats a real good way to get himself arrested. Assuming he doesn't get seen doing it by someone and get his ass beat first. Not only is he stupid enough to do it he's stupid enough to record himself doing it and put it on the internet with a creepy title. This is right up there with that stuff he posted about bouncing the stairs at his old apartment that got him in big shit. If the group home sees that video he''ll get thrown out in ten seconds flat. Likely followed up by reeeing about how it was the bigots that caused it not him doing creepy shit with little girls

That said its telling of how stupid he is that he tries to explain how he totally knows what mitigating means by going on some looney rant about the meaning of the word and board games, completely ignoring the fact that the reason it was pointed out is because he was using it to 'mitigate' between parties when he should have been saying mediate. So even his 'explanation' has nothing to do with what was being criticized in the first place.
 
But.... When he was using the word mitigation, he wasn't referencing board games.

He was talking about settling a dispute between two people, suggesting that people give him money, to allow him to use YouTube to settle the arguments they were having, and thus clearly using it incorrectly when he meant "mediate". Nobody was talking about "luck mitigation", or anything about board games... not even him!

It's amazing that you can tell Lucas that he's using a word wrong, and his response to correct himself, this autistic splurge of three videos, is still wrong!

Edit: He just made a fourth video, where he obviously looked up the definitions of mediate and mitigate, and wrote them in his unabomber notebook. Take that, trolls!

Lucas, all that you've proved is that you don't even understand what luck mitigation is. What was all that nonsense about going to a party with BMWs and then being asked to skateboard? Honestly, your schizo logic is so tangled up I don't even think it makes sense to you...
 
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But.... When he was using the word mitigation, he wasn't referencing board games.

He was talking about settling a dispute between two people, suggesting that people give him money, to allow him to use YouTube to settle the arguments they were having, and thus clearly using it incorrectly when he meant "mediate". Nobody was talking about "luck mitigation", or anything about board games... not even him!

It's amazing that you can tell Lucas that he's using a word wrong, and his response to correct himself, this autistic splurge of three videos, is still wrong!
It's amusing that he chooses to contest this matter. His misuse of the word "mitigate" makes him defensive. He cannot bear his little error.

The mistake is clear from the context, characteristic of the diction that gave us "galoose humor," and trivial. So trivial. Lucas's vocabulary is bigger than his sense. So what? Yet he will call attention to "mitigate" with numerous videos wherein he unconvincingly argues for a point that only matters to him.

And expose his soft spots.

Very sensitive about being perceived as intelligent. Very tender.

For some, when Lucas flashes his soft spots, it must be like waving a red cape at a bull, or flashing a green light at a driver.
 
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