Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HaloHero65]

Maybe he'll find a cute gen z kulak girl at the antifa gulag

As with anyone familiar with soviet history would guess weenerbeener would probably have a life span much shorter than a liquidation man on the roof of the reactor 4 in chernobyl upon arrival at the "antifa and other delusionals re-education center west formerly tenacious unicorn ranch"

Honestly Lucas would be better off under Nazi control being that he's also a delusional man child, but then again he might just receive a nice quick death and be burnt on Wednesday.

Lucas is going down hill quick as soon as he's cleared out of the housing. He is roughly at the molten nickel iron core lining on his deep cavern he's dug and is about to find the hypothesized Soild iron core where the weight of the earth, his own gross misconceptions and burden of being himself creates a pressure so high he cannot melt.
I feel he may follow in Chris chans waddling steps and do a horrible sex act because his mental condition coupled with withdrawal from any suppression meds he's on and the snap back to reality would utterly destroy the little tiny bit of non rapeyness left inside his diseased heart.

Best possible outcome for Mr wern right now is the withdrawal from his meds makes him collapse and as his final minutes draw near a hot zoomer babe EMT pulls down his pants and as his head fills with happiness the narcan needle for suspected overdose shocks his heart and all goes black.

 

[DerKryptid]

As with anyone familiar with soviet history would guess weenerbeener would probably have a life span much shorter than a liquidation man on the roof of the reactor 4 in chernobyl upon arrival at the "antifa and other delusionals re-education center west formerly tenacious unicorn ranch"

Honestly Lucas would be better off under Nazi control being that he's also a delusional man child, but then again he might just receive a nice quick death and be burnt on Wednesday.

Lucas is going down hill quick as soon as he's cleared out of the housing. He is roughly at the molten nickel iron core lining on his deep cavern he's dug and is about to find the hypothesized Soild iron core where the weight of the earth, his own gross misconceptions and burden of being himself creates a pressure so high he cannot melt.
I feel he may follow in Chris chans waddling steps and do a horrible sex act because his mental condition coupled with withdrawal from any suppression meds he's on and the snap back to reality would utterly destroy the little tiny bit of non rapeyness left inside his diseased heart.

Best possible outcome for Mr wern right now is the withdrawal from his meds makes him collapse and as his final minutes draw near a hot zoomer babe EMT pulls down his pants and as his head fills with happiness the narcan needle for suspected overdose shocks his heart and all goes black.

Depends on the era of gulag really, but yeah I don't see him making it out alive either, but who knows how much hidden tard endurance he has tucked away behind those rolls of fat. Dude could honestly be hardy as a horse, but we wouldn't know since he's fucked when he's on meds and he's fucked when he's off them.

Doing a horrific sex act isn't out of the question for Wern, but he's never shown the capacity for something as horrific as incestuous elder rape. Most he'll do is grope some chick on the street, get mad and then play the coward when the charges start rolling in.

I had a previous theory that Wern was only chasing after zoomer women and zoomer culture because he was deathly afraid of aging and losing his small, pathetic world, so offing himself through meds would probably be the last thing on his mind.

Also it's spokane and he's gonna get a dude EMT of questionable ethnic heritage.

 

[HaloHero65]

I had a previous theory that Wern was only chasing after zoomer women and zoomer culture because he was deathly afraid of aging and losing his small, pathetic world, so offing himself through meds would probably be the last thing on his mind.

I wouldn't say he'd off himself with meds but I can definitely see a downward spiral of him collapsing on the the street after babbling incoherently and getting narcan'd and being done in by just giving up after the last bit of hope breaks away. He's already got stuff turning colors it shouldn't, untreated diabetes and with diabetes you MUST and I mean it clean every single scratch or cut or wound because infection is a big damn issue.
Things like charcot are nasty

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR LIVING

That's what a charcot foot would look like and every type of bone in that foot is fucked, Because diabetes. Lucas is very likely heading down that path.

Ps not arguing with you just don't think you understand my thoughts there on Lucas giving up after a final big mental snap

 

[DerKryptid]

I wouldn't say he'd off himself with meds but I can definitely see a downward spiral of him collapsing on the the street after babbling incoherently and getting narcan'd and being done in by just giving up after the last bit of hope breaks away. He's already got stuff turning colors is shouldn't and untreated diabetes and with diabetes you MUST and I mean it clean every single scratch or cut or wound because infection is a big damn issue.
Things like charcot are nasty

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR LIVING

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That's what a charcot foot would look like and every type of bone in that foot is fucked, Because diabetes. Lucas is very likely heading down that path.

Ps not arguing with you just don't think you understand my thoughts there on Lucas giving up after a final big mental snap

Dude's telomeres will save him, trust the science bro.

In all seriousness, if he got lumped on the street without his meds, he'd sooner piss off the wrong dude and get shanked before those infections mess his body up good.

 

[HaloHero65]

Dude's telomeres will save him, trust the science bro.

In all seriousness, if he got lumped on the street without his meds, he'd sooner piss off the wrong dude and get shanked before those infections mess his body up good.

The issue at this point isn't even meds as he probably gets everything for free. It's that even with pic line antibiotics and other extreme measures some of these infections can set up in days and become antibiotic resistant as I've seen a not so severe case where a infection on the foot of a diabetic patient (from a splinter) swelled the leg and foot up until the bones got infected, weakened then broken by the infection all while on insane levels of antibiotics with at home nursing daily and weekly visits to a wound clinic.

The issue isn't if Lucas is going to ignore a problem it's when and he's probably already doing that with his body. Don't tell the zoomers that you're penis doesn't work because you have poor circulation Lucas how will you give them a tazer like jolt of your magical electric sperm.

 

[DerKryptid]

The issue at this point isn't even meds as he probably gets everything for free. It's that even with pic line antibiotics and other extreme measures some of these infections can set up in days and become antibiotic resistant as I've seen a not so severe case where a infection on the foot of a diabetic patient (from a splinter) swelled the leg and foot up until the bones got infected, weakened then broken by the infection all while on insane levels of antibiotics with at home nursing daily and weekly visits to a wound clinic.

The issue isn't if Lucas is going to ignore a problem it's when and he's probably already doing that with his body. Don't tell the zoomers that you're penis doesn't work because you have poor circulation Lucas how will you give them a tazer like jolt of your magical electric sperm.

He's gonna jolt these bitches with an actual tazer that he bought with his welfare money.

This is the horrific sexual crime you were talking about earlier that will get him despacito'd

 

[Wernology]

Uploading his nonsense from yesterday before work today.

Whenever Youtube finishes processing, it'll be here.

He's on another comment spree again and going back through old videos, which is always so oddly entertaining.

Today it's a mixed bag of, "I am literally so much more mature and successful than you, I'm not projecting YOU'RE projecting!" and "I'M GONNA KEEP SAYING SLURS UNTIL I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I'M MATURE AND A STAND UP COMIC YOU JUST DON'T GET MY HUMOR".

I give his 'not homeless' saga until, max, mid September until he's back under a bridge somewhere.

 

[Da Dude123]

Your lies don't fly, Gen Z. You're a liberal generation. Stop with your 7 girlfriends. When Lucas is acting angry, that is comedy. He is a comedian! Invite him to your house so he can meet a woman. He is no longer homeless and is doin terrific!

 

[Internet Explorer]

I'M MATURE AND A STAND UP COMIC YOU JUST DON'T GET MY HUMOR

Itt: we learn how top tier comedians respond to heckling during a performance.

 

[Particle Bored]

Lol Isik was telling him he wouldnt bring him to parties because he was afraid Lucas would "steal all the women."

"Liberals forgive/forget one incident from 5 years ago." Ahahaha tell that to the racecar driver that lost a sponsorship because his dad said something racist 30 years ago.

And points to whoever called it on Lucas thinking his halfway house puts him above the rest of the pathetic bums. Baes need to hop on his dick rightnowrightnow because "Now we're in the same economic class."

 

[BowlOfDick]

Tubby is bragging that he's no longer homeless. Judging by his silence, he's living with people. Yes, you're such a winner, Lucas.

This makes me happy.

Not happy because Lucas has a place to live and rest his tired, diabetic feet..

.. happy that we are likely in for another (brief) period of stability followed by an inevitable delicious spiral into pain and lol.

 

[Fatal Walter]

"Perceived" incel? I mean, you complain about not having sex in 9+ years. I generally say that someone has to identify as an incel to be one but whining about how long it's been since you've gotten laid in public posts is just that kind of behavior. He'd probably be surprised that most people don't make their channels all about trying to hit on 18 year old girls. Also, we know you're not in college. For Christ's sake, you just spent this whole time in the mental hospital.

Edit: Also who's the ween trying to pay Lucas to decry his research? Might not be real but we really shouldn't give him money.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas Colby Werner is not a very good roommate, and not because he is smelly, gross and inconsiderate. This might be a good time for young Wernologists to familiarise themselves with the Daniel Campbell Roomie Saga and the Lesbian Roomie Saga, to say nothing of @DefunctGames account of living with Lucas decades ago.

A few bold predictions: there will be issues over food and girls.

At approx the 0:13 mark the Freak is talking about the TV. He shares a room with another guy that left the TV on so the Freak is going to tell the staff to turn it off cause he can't sleep with the TV on. Looks like a group home/facility with on site staff.

I'm very curious about what kind of SLE/halfway house/tard farm he landed in, and whether it is a longterm residential placement or emergency/transitional housing.

Lucas, you place way too much importance on political beliefs. They are not the end all/be all of whether a person is gonna like you or not.

The people who step over you on the sidewalks could be of any political affiliation. They're all still gonna not acknowledge you and pretend you don't exist, because you depress them.

People who feel like they don't belong anywhere, or have any close relationships, may find politics offer them a welcomed sense of identity. It's not quite as sad as relying upon consumer decisions for your sense of self, and not quite as obnoxious as relying upon what you want to do with your genitals. Lucas fixates on political beliefs because, 1) he's aa fat faggot, 2) he's retarded, and 3) it helps him deal with his alienation and depair.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A Rare Herd Of Zoomer Doe Sighted In The Wilderness

youtu.be

Now he's surreptitiously filming young women getting on a bus.

Someone archive it.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It’s funny when he decries a self-reliance narrative as conservativism but then contradicts himself by saying well what are you doing to help me? What are you doing passing the buck? Personal responsibility to Lucas just means we are personally responsible for taking care of him and all of his needs.

Archived: A Rare Herd of Zoomer Doe Sighted in the Wilderness

 

[mothman96]

"Perceived" incel? I mean, you complain about not having sex in 9+ years. I generally say that someone has to identify as an incel to be one but whining about how long it's been since you've gotten laid in public posts is just that kind of behavior. He'd probably be surprised that most people don't make their channels all about trying to hit on 18 year old girls. Also, we know you're not in college. For Christ's sake, you just spent this whole time in the mental hospital.

Edit: Also who's the ween trying to pay Lucas to decry his research? Might not be real but we really shouldn't give him money.

He likely thinks if he keeps lying about being in college people are going to come to believe his lie.

 

[wenttobermuda]

A Rare Herd Of Zoomer Doe Sighted In The Wilderness

youtu.be

Now he's surreptitiously filming young women getting on a bus.

Someone archive it.

"A Rare Herd of Zoomer Doe...."

Well, Lucas does have a safer place to fap now. Even if he does share a room with another dude, that's better than sharing the street with hundreds.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"A Rare Herd of Zoomer Doe...."

Well, Lucas does have a safer place to fap now. Even if he does share a room with another dude, that's better than sharing the street with hundreds.

Does it even occur to him that describing women in terms of a herd of hunted animals is probably a worse look than even his past behavior suggests?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Splurging with tax dollars Wern 3.0, revealing his favourite restaurant haunt

 

[wenttobermuda]

Does it even occur to him that describing women in terms of a herd of hunted animals is probably a worse look than even his past behavior suggests?

I'd like to credit him with a joke. It was a joke, right? Bad jokes are jokes, and just because something isn't funny or amusing doesn't mean it wasn't meant to be.

Granted, for it to be a joke, Lucas would have to be intimately familiar with this thread, especially the shittalk about the Elk Kingdom.

More likely that he just recorded some Gen Z baes from afar, because he noticed them and deemed 'em breedable. And tonight, as he lays in his bed and listens to his roomie snore, he'll probably be thinking a lot about breeding. Eating, too.