Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas's home has been identified. I wonder how long before weens begin contacting the staff there?

Hardly caught that with all the turds falling out of Lucas’s mouth. I first thought he was repeating back what others have told him to do. Weird deflection that he claims to tell other people to be stoic and stop lamenting their life and get therapy.

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Edit: I do disagree with didn’t graduate high school some of those dropouts I’ve known are smarter and more capable than I am. I don’t think Lucas graduating would have made him any more intelligent.

Wince. I wonder how discouraged he'll be? I hope he's not too terribly discouraged. Many folks would be discouraged over such treatment, but Lucas does decades of experience, and may adapted.

Since we've recently speculated about the reasons why Lucas is so autistically into board games, and whether it's a sincere interest, an attempt at attracting a mate, an outlet for his insanity, or some combination, I have a new theory: a while ago I speculated that one of the reasons why Lucas used to make so many videos rejecting people from staying with him, and listing all the reasons he would not date a woman, (despite the fact that no one was asking to stay with him, and that he had no opportunity or position to reject any potential mates) was because the sense of doing the rejecting, rather than being the one reject-ED, gave him a feeling of power and control that he doesn't have in any other aspect of his life.

Any other aspect, that is, other than the fantasy world of board game creation, where Lucas is like God in Populous: he makes the rules, he makes the decisions, he decides the routine, etc.

So essentially, thinking about board games allows Lucas to focus on something other than his horrible reality, and so he chooses to focus on a fantasy world where he makes all the rules.

This seems to me very consistent with his narcissism and his extreme desire to control people and demonstrate his own maturity and authority. What could be more mature, and a bigger display of authority, than being a God-figure, a literal world-shaper?

The speculation that Lucas picked up his board game fixation in the laughing academy rings true. He had a good time and was desperate to recreate the experience. This is a man who, upon sharing meaningless pleasantries with a neighbor while passing them on the stairs, camped on the stairs for a weekend hoping someone would talk to him again. So, yes, a souvenir from the psych ward. But the reason why he sticks with them though?

There's an element of power fantasy in play, Lucas's stated approach to it especially. It's a matter of laying down rules, designed systems, creating order among the chaos. But board games are also competitions: they have winners and losers. Lucas gets to write the rules, unlike in life, and he gets a chance to be a winner. It's a small thing, but the structure must be appealing.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas appears to have discovered the Community section of his youtube page.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtdEs4_DfmmgGLEl3LqQ2YA/community

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas appears to have discovered the Community section of his youtube page.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtdEs4_DfmmgGLEl3LqQ2YA/community

Unfortunately comments are still turned off hope he does more live streams

 

[Wernology]

Unfortunately comments are still turned off hope he does more live streams

As long as at least one person asks him patronizing questions about his stupid games he probably will. For as much as he tends to consider any attention good attention, he latches onto even the most lukewarm 'praise' even if it's obviously fake.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This Councillors of the Fief thing is boring. There needs to be a game here called Post Up. You get a wheel to spin called the Wheel of Wern with your goal in that moment and you move your meeple accordingly up and down Post Street while surveying the bar scene until you land on a spot and roll for an encounter to occur. You keep moving around aimlessly spending tugboat money and racking up incident reports and trips to the nut hut. In the expansion pack you can have skid row and you can play what might have been.

A nice simple design with a print out of the street map, a wheel, a few meeples and some dice would be fun. The bingo words and catch phrases are already there.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

As long as at least one person asks him patronizing questions about his stupid games he probably will. For as much as he tends to consider any attention good attention, he latches onto even the most lukewarm 'praise' even if it's obviously fake.

I try to be nice to Lucas during streams so he sticks around and will keep doing them. I can't take watching his board game videos at all, so I don't know any patronizing questions.

 

[King Roy]

You are right, it is in a terrible neighborhood. Lots of shitty apartments, houses that are run by slumlords and the jail is on Mallon. It is rough for sure, and that's why Lucas isn't screaming that much there and waits until he gets downtown to scream.

An area lovingly referred to by Spokanites as “felony flats”
Have a slumlord friend who bought an abandoned meth house there for $20k ~10 years ago.

I’m tickled by the image of Lucas waddling across the Monroe St bridge everyday just to sit on his ass and stare at the bars on Post.
Also explains why he’s now fixated on Bistango, he’d never trek all the way east to the actual college bars on Division where Fat Albert’s waiting for him. Bistango seems like an awful place to show up looking and smelling like Lucas.

Spoiler: Mild PL

It’s not *super* high end, but a more upscale, intimate spot. Full of professionals off work and business travelers staying at the Davenport. If you’re a regular they remember your name, drink, ask about the family, etc.
Last time I was in Spokane I met some nice boomer guy at Bistango. He retired from flying AF1/AF2. We drank scotch and talked airplanes, politics, and secret service stories. He showed me pictures of his daughter, ironically at the time she’d have been prime Lucas creeping material, and told me to add her on Facebook.

 

[AnOminous]

For whatever reason he went with board games and now that's his attraction sign.

Imagine getting a hobby to get laid and you pick the biggest sausage fest of a hobby in existence.

 

[IceQueen]

Clearly he's a comedian and a method actor.

Don't you see? His whole alleged life is just a long running documentary on how the cracks in social support and mental health systems can result in tragedy!

The real reason he won't tell us where he's living is because he doesn't want us to know he goes home to the Elk Farm to live in luxury every night.

You say this in jest, but I remember back when a lot of us outside Spokane first… became aware of Lucas, this was actually a common theory, that Lucas was just a huge troll who was faking all of his ridiculousness. This is a fair assumption when he was first coming to light, I know it was hard for me to get my head around him being a real, living human.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

This Councillors of the Fief thing is boring. There needs to be a game here called Post Up. You get a wheel to spin called the Wheel of Wern with your goal in that moment and you move your meeple accordingly up and down Post Street while surveying the bar scene until you land on a spot and roll for an encounter to occur. You keep moving around aimlessly spending tugboat money and racking up incident reports and trips to the nut hut. In the expansion pack you can have skid row and you can play what might have been.

A nice simple design with a print out of the street map, a wheel, a few meeples and some dice would be fun. The bingo words and catch phrases are already there.

That or just do a 6x6 tile board. Each tile is a block of Spokane. Each time you move onto a new block you draw a card.
If you draw cards and run out of places to stay or end up in jail, you loose.
If you draw the "Gen-Z wife" card, you win!

Spoiler: The Twist

Its not actually a card in the deck.

 

[Wernology]

You say this in jest, but I remember back when a lot of us outside Spokane first… became aware of Lucas, this was actually a common theory, that Lucas was just a huge troll who was faking all of his ridiculousness. This is a fair assumption when he was first coming to light, I know it was hard for me to get my head around him being a real, living human.

I swear that's a self defense mechanism from people first encountering Lucas.

It's difficult to believe an actual adult person could be the way he is and not be in jail, institutionalized, or otherwise heavily supervised 24/7 and it's a weird, winding road to, "Even if the social and mental health systems were perfect, he'd still be like this* because his brain is fundamentally broken and he is legitimately not fixable."
It's also tricky for someone with a reasonably normally functioning brain to wrap one's head around the fact that he's so broken he thinks everything he's doing is appropriate and good.

I know in 2016 when the Starbucks thing happened, I thought it was a joke article at first because it was so over the top and stupid sounding, especially with Lucas calling for a 'boycott' of Starbucks over it.

It's also frustrating in the sense that people like Lucas SHOULDN'T exist the way he does because there should be working systems in place to keep them as functional as they're capable of being and keep them in a safe, controlled environment where they can't be a danger to anyone else or themselves and, at best, can be just sort of mildly irritating for group home staff to deal with.


* There are many vids of him on meds and occasionally also while still in therapy ranging from 2017 to 2021, and his medicated thought process is exactly the same, it's just slower. Whatever is wrong with his brain, it's an unfixable sort of wrong. At best it could be controlled to the point that he's too much of a zombie to be dangerous to anyone, but no amount of therapy or pills is going to fix whatever's wrong with him.

 

[mothman96]

He's streaming now:

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He's streaming now:

I’m an atheist because if god existed he wouldn’t let you on the internet. Lol that’s good

 

[IceQueen]

He just posted a new “singing” video … He sounds so horribly unhinged. Like… So much more so than he should be after multiple concurrent psych ward stays. At one point he says “yeah I say [n word] but I’m not an ostrich” … He is COMPLETELY out of his mind and it has become clear that absolutely nothing could be done to get him even to the levels of lucidity he used to display after psych ward trips.

 

[WonderWino]

The fact that he starts with 'chicks....like big black dicks' speaks for itself

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The fact that he starts with 'chicks....like big black dicks' speaks for itself

Well Lucas isn’t entirely wrong in one of his lines but then he switches it and says he is the petit bourgeoisie. Classist thought we were past this… I’m the lumpen schizo and yeo’re the bourgeoise

Burkina Faso - he must have seen a meme about Thomas Sankara. Im guessing he is scrolling through the memes again and mishmashimg whatever he finds

Edit: a more apt description here

Also Lucas doesn’t work so he isn’t a prole he is just lumpen

 

[Da Dude123]

The fact that he starts with 'chicks....like big black dicks' speaks for itself

"I might say nigga, but I'm not an ostrich."

-Dr. Nigga Luke

This mfer is spittn!

 

[mothman96]

It's past 11 and he's streaming about a new game. Looks like he's outdoors somewhere.
ETA:
There's a roof, picnic table(s), can see a door. By a building?

ETA2:
At approx the 5:10 mark, there is a sound, is he getting high?

 

[VoidFace]

It's past 11 and he's streaming about a new game. Looks like he's outdoors somewhere.
ETA:
There's a roof, picnic table(s), can see a door. By a building?

Oh I hope he’s been thrown out already

 

[mothman96]

Oh I hope he’s been thrown out already

Might be an unused garage with some picnic tables at Mallon Place.