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Sounds like a fun game, Wern. I heard the Taliban play something similar where they push rocks into women's skulls
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Maxxicus Callahan
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You forgot the game with the goat carcass and men on horses before the rock, it’s called Buzkashi
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzkashi
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According to the one surviving blog post by his mom, they didn't.
He was the kid that other kids would plan a birthday party and invite literally everybody in the class except Lucas.
He was also the kid who would try to have a party thrown, invite everyone, and have nobody show up.
Her entire post is on the wayback machine and also buried on virtualwern.com but here's the relevant bit (spelling errors are Myrna's):
"Lucas was an extremely shy little boy and did not make friends in school easily. He would become paralyzed with fear if he was asked to a birthday party or to participate in a group setting...We took him to counselors to try and learn how to help him help himself. I carried a great deal of guilt and often asked myself "what am I doing wrong?"..I knew I loved him and would lay down my life for him, but was I a good parent? I think some of my insecurities lead to Lucas' insecuraties and to this day, I carry that guilt.
I remember when Lucas was in first grade. His teacher was smitten with those that lived on "the hill" and did her best to ignore those of us that lived somewhere else. At his first conference she said Lucas was in no way Mr. Popular and the other kids didn't really like him. I was crushed. I wanted to scoop my son up and run and never look back.
When he was in 4th grade he LOVED a little girl to the moon and back. He was going to marry her and live happily ever after. This same little girl had a birthday party and handed out invitations for her birthday party to EVERYONE IN THE CLASS EXCEPT LUCAS. I was equally livid and heartbroken for my beautiful son. I called and asked the teacher why she would ever allow that to happen and she said (claimed) she had no idea that it happened. I can not tell you the hurt Lucas felt, along with the embarressment. Taking him for an ice cream cone and a trip to the park didn't even help. Some (many) of the parents of his classmates said if they knew that she had done that, their children would not have been allowed to go to the party.
When Lucas was in 6th grade his Dad and Stepmom told him he could have a Halloween Party at their house and he could invite as many kids as he wanted.. He invited EVERYONE in his class, and was so excited. After the invites were out, the same little girl mentioned above, decided SHE was going to have a Halloween Party. Most of the class went to her party and only 3 buddies came to Lucas' party. His Dad and Stepmom made it fun and exciting for the 4 of them, but you can't tell me things like this don't scar a person's soul."
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I think you roll the die and then have that many pushes to achieve your goal.Where does the 20-sided die come in when "playing" Rock Pusher...?
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Realistically 10 - 35 I'd wager.
WonderWino
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Myrna absolutely oozes narcissism in that blog post. She is talking about lucas but makes every effort to make it entirely about her.:
'Was I a good parent?'
'I carry that guilt'
'My insecurities led to lucas's!'
'His teacher was smitten with those that lived on "the hill" and did her best to ignore those of us that lived somewhere else' (has literally nothing to do with lucas and is all about how she felt slighted)
'At his first conference she said Lucas was in no way Mr. Popular and the other kids didn't really like him. I was crushed.' Yeah she was crushed, never mind how lucas felt about it, and literally because the teacher stated the obvious in a perfectly normal way
'When he was in 4th grade he LOVED a little girl to the moon and back. He was going to marry her and live happily ever after. This same little girl had a birthday party and handed out invitations for her birthday party to EVERYONE IN THE CLASS EXCEPT LUCAS. I was equally livid and heartbroken for my beautiful son.' Yup, 'I was livid and heartbroken'
She acts exactly like lucas does here. Says shit in a way where she tries to convince you shes talking about one thing while deliberately making it all about herself and poor me. He absolutely got that trait from her
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As the parent of a kid this is heartbreaking but also shocking. This is the only way I can muster sympathy for Lucas. Like, his mom’s reaction is just so bizarre. Instead of treating these minor but shitty events as feedback to help her kid be likeable, she is indignant that he didn’t get yeeted a 4th grade bae. Add in emotional eating for the win.
she also really reinforced/bred his narcissism by assuming the 6th grade Halloween party on the same night was about Lucas. Wtf?
It’s fucking Halloween Myrna! When tf was the little brat gonna schedule it? And why would she let Lucas go if she felt uncomfortable with him. Shouldn’t the fact that she’d let everyone come but him tell Mama Myrna that Lucas apparently was creepy as fuck even then.
look, I got crotch goblins. I get that I am less annoyed by their antics than others, but parenthood doesn’t make you act blind unless you already got issues. I think this is Myrna’s NPD bleeding over. “I’m perfect; if my son is imperfect and he is of me then I am flawed so he cannot be flawed.”
If there is woman at Mallon Place that catches his attention, he may try to "friend" her.
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He wants for someone to give him $200 and he'll make the game. He'll send the person the prototype, which means the person will pay 200 for the prototype of a psycho unplayable game.
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Teachers are amazing individuals, that attempt to give every child the attention and care they need, but they can also tell who is going to succeed, and who's going to end up in a cardboard box in an alley. You can't expect a teacher to spend every second of their time on a kid like Lucas, who would never amount to anything, and ignore the kids who have a chance. That's all I get from Myrna's blog entry. She expected his teachers to ignore every other kid in class and focus 100 percent of their time on Lucas.
Right lmao and also there was zero reason you would need a die, much less specifically a 20-sided one, for this stupidity.
Before I viewed the video, and 1st saw the picture I thought the "rock" was ground beef. It ran through my mind, what is he going to do with it.
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HaloHero65
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So what your saying is even if he was invited he'd probably not attend? What I'm getting from this is that momma here doesn't like her kid not being perfect but refuses to accept that because he would be terrible at party's and probably shouldn't attend large parties.
I wonder if wern was already invited to parties and didn't show or made things so weird that parents refused to let their kids invite him. Or more acceptable if the parents didn't wanna deal with his mother as any parties were he could possibly oh god get hurt! Would make mom filp her lid.
I'd go as far as to say that he was invited to parties and parent's, children and anyone else found mom and son unbearable so they just stopped inviting him.
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Maybe the lack of party invites has led to a common Lucas autistic screech of "where the parties at, Z?" He didn't know where they were as a kid and he doesn't know now. Cause he isn't invited.
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Another over an hour set of his stuff.
He still talks about Mark 23, which does not exist.
He still talks about Mark 23, which does not exist.
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Try not to eat the dice. We all know Wern can't resistWhere does the 20-sided die come in when "playing" Rock Pusher...?
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Lucas prototyping one of his games for $200 is about as likely as him building a time machine to win the power bowl. As boring as it is to watch him do this it’s good to see he has an outlet to channel his lunacy. I imagine it’s what the shrink would have suggested him to do is just focus on his board games when he feels the urge to go ballistic.
Sometimes it feels Lucas has more control over his actions than he lets on, his ranting and raving seemed pretty deliberate to get himself committed for housing. I guess we have established that by now that Lucas is just exploiting his mental illness for food and shelter when he needs it. When the meds wear off and he decides to make a move or screams at a woman working there he’ll go right back out.
Sometimes it feels Lucas has more control over his actions than he lets on, his ranting and raving seemed pretty deliberate to get himself committed for housing. I guess we have established that by now that Lucas is just exploiting his mental illness for food and shelter when he needs it. When the meds wear off and he decides to make a move or screams at a woman working there he’ll go right back out.
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At least Lucas has his mind focused on something other than zoomer puss puss and gorging himself. It's why I don't shit on him for his boring board game videos. It's improvement, small as it may be, and probably reliant on him being filled with Jew pills.
Lucas has enough self-control to stop himself from bothering people. He displays this regularly. If he did that, then he'd be perfectly fine living comfortably on his tugboat.
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I don't know; I used to think the same as you, but I feel as though the board games are so illogical, and such an outlet for his narcissism in such an odd "busy work" way, that I actually don't see them as being productive... or even sinply passive and neutral.
Yes, they are something other than his two most self-destructive impulses, but I can't see them as healthy for some reason. The idea that he's busy engaging in something positive isn't consistent with making all these non-playable board games. In the year when he made Meeple Toss and Cafeteria Uprising, he claimed to have made about 10 games, and after that he said he would focus on one or two. You know, "simplify, simplify, simplify"? Anyone heard that before? Seems to me I remember someone's father quoting that...
Well that seems to have gone directly out the window, and now he's just dropping these crazy ideas on the ground, like scattering bread crumbs. For some reason, the board game creation is too connected to his mania, and it's too bizarre and illogical, to seem healthy... Nope. It stimulates his ego/unreality loop.
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Okay. But what's the backstory of the rock? Is it also a plant hybrid alien from a marxist underground cave that took over a small fief the size of Rhode Island and couldn't get laid for 3000 years because it was too busy building rivers from its tableau for 20 points?
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I think this is the case, and it's one of my favorite threads of the Lucas story. It simultaneously "humanizes" him demonstrates one of his greatest challenges: he is lonely, and his company is difficult.
Exclusion and rejection are a major theme of Wernology, and thanks to his mother's blogs and Lucas's big mouth, we can trace these elements all the way back to his childhood. It adds to the scene. Consider his recent fit at the STA. The middle-aged man making sperging in the bus station because no smart pretty interesting girls will pay attention to him was once the little boy making sperging on the playground, because no smart pretty interesting girls will pay attention to him. It'd be a solid way to begin and end the movie about his life.
Yet, this is not the kind of exclusion and rejection that...illicits...simple sympathy. It is difficult to feel for the underdog with a monstrous goal, or the outsider that has been rejected for persistent creepy behavior.
A small exercise. What was your greatest sorrow at age 6, 16, 26? Same as today? For Lucas, we may posit: Age 6, insufficient attention from smart pretty interesting girls; Age 16, insufficient attention from smart pretty interesting girls; Age 26....and so on. Lucas once described girls as a "riddle" he cannot solve, and he's been trying to make sense of it for decades. He gropes for a magical combination of words that will summon puss puss into his life--the right answer to his riddle of puss puss. "Hi, I'm Lucas, how are you" has proven not to be the right answer. But the thing about riddles is, they don't have right answers, just the ones the asshole who composed the riddle was thinking of.
I encourage Lucas to think of smart pretty interesting girls less as riddles, and more as rhetorical questions. You know, the kinds of questions that people state, rather than ask, to make a point rather than acquire information. The point smart pretty interesting girls make, by their existence: you are a fat faggot. Put that in the form of a question.
Everything Lucas touches is going to get a bit of mania on it, whether its an ill-conceived game or a toaster oven meal. If Lucas wants to invest tremendous energy and concentration into designing his games, that is time not spent lurking behind the HS wondering why a teen hasn't fallen in love with him.