Luigi Mangione Discussion Thread - Discuss, dissect and laugh at America's most handsome criminal and the mass hybristophilia he's inspired.

[skinnyretard]

who's certain if he's actually taken roids? i never understood where that notion came from. those hawaii pics by default = steroids?

In my opinion Luigi is only handsome at a distance; he has some nice masculine features at first glance but the more you look the more weird asymmetries you spot. These photos are the worst IMO, his nose is diabolical and he already looks like he's balding.

i cant believe im about to defend weegee, but how fair is this really? if we spent so much time picking apart everyone's features based on candid photographs, then we'd all be ugly. tons of people also photograph horribly and are far better looking in person. are photos really the most accurate image of someone's looks? im not so sure

also weegee's nose is his best feature imo bc it gives him that masculine look, although the balding is definitely odd. when those pics came out, too, i remember someone on lc said he looks like the average unwashed sephardic jew moid from ny. i laughed

 

[Mound Dweller]

who's certain if he's actually taken roids? i never understood where that notion came from. those hawaii pics by default = steroids?

Me, I am certain, and yes his arms but unironically:

Compare this to his other pics from the year before where he's a skinnybean; you do not get a physical transformation complete with cannonball biceps that fast without chemical enhancement, ask anyone who exercises.

 

[The Crescent King]

who's certain if he's actually taken roids? i never understood where that notion came from. those hawaii pics by default = steroids?

Because if you're familiar with bodybuilding and gym culture it's fairly easy to see when a man is on steroids. He has the call-sign sculpted look and veinyness, as well as achieving that physique in a short amount of time as he lived in Hawaii for less than a year after college when his spondy went bad. He's also lost significant muscle mass since lacking access to the roids - a more natural physique would take longer to lose as muscle memory is real, and if Luigi was a genuine bodybuilder he could build his body back to that physique in no time as the muscles would be well-trained. I can tell you don't go to the gym all that often.

Edit: for illustration, this man pictured is in his early 20s (so is at his peak testosterone levels) and has trained wrestling and combat sport all his life. He is also the same height as Luigi, yet has nowhere near the physique and sculptedness of Luigi. Given how skinny Luigi was until his early to mid 20s which man is more likely to have used chemical enhancements? This is not to say the man below has never used roids, but this is a much more typical body of a very strong and athletic man who has consistently trained for years - not only is he Luigi's height, but is actually naturally bigger as Luigi currently only weighs 140lbs according to the police report. The man pictured here is around 175lbs.

 

[Roar Splat Twitch Flush]

I don't think he was on roids anymore by the time he had surgery (July 2023). He's pretty thin (Nov 2023) and he has the stomach bloat (unknown 2023). His posture was always shit, that's unrelated.

 

[The Crescent King]

I don't think he was on roids anymore by the time he had surgery (July 2023). He's pretty thin (Nov 2023) and he has the stomach bloat (unknown 2023). His posture was always shit, that's unrelated.

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He's so naturally ectomorphic. Reminds me of that plebbit post where a Redditor who saw him in court was disappointed at how "small" he was. He has a BMI of 20 which is close to a Victoria's Secret model, no shit he's small.

 

[Mound Dweller]

He's pretty thin (Nov 2023) and he has the stomach bloat (unknown 2023)

Got some blossoming palumboism, I wonder what his stack was.

His posture was always shit, that's unrelated.

His posture being shit lends credence to him roiding IMO; anterior pelvic tilt, the cause of the vast majority of crap posture, is something that goes away if you train legs, because of the muscle balance correction that comes from lifting weights properly (and somewhat evenly).
Juicers and brosplit dudes are notorious for not working legs properly (if at all), look at his tiny calves, he's never squatted in his life.

 

[Brandy [◉'']]

Extremely good writeup, thank you for that.
Sadly, now that I know more about that man other than his charming smile and the fact that he shot a CEO, he is a lot less cool. Never meet your stars, kids..

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I think i have a weakness for Italian men because i haven't fallen for a crush this hard since the Jonas Brothers were a thing
Some people have said that Luigi kinda resembles Joe Jonas too, i see it lol, really attracted to both. I feel like Luigi would've had a successful modeling career if the shooting never happened.

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You know he's not going to choose you, right?

Did you have some trauma at 13 that arrested your development there? Highly recommend therapy for whatever ails you.

 

[Roar Splat Twitch Flush]

His posture being shit lends credence to him roiding IMO; anterior pelvic tilt, the cause of the vast majority of crap posture, is something that goes away if you train legs, because of the muscle balance correction that comes from lifting weights properly (and somewhat evenly).

Perhaps. An example of the posture you describe that sticks in my head is picrel from 2019. I don’t know enough about roids to tell if he was using them then, but he’s not as buff as he is in the infamous hiking pic so I always figured he wasn’t on them yet.



I don’t think we have a definitive date on the sixpack era but it was likely late 2022-early 2023. July 2023 just before his surgery he wrote on reddit about developing a sixpack using “static core exercises” (sure) due to his back problems.

Juicers and brosplit dudes are notorious for not working legs properly (if at all), look at his tiny calves, he's never squatted in his life.

kek I’ve always noticed this too, he was skipping leg day

Extremely good writeup, thank you for that.
Sadly, now that I know more about that man other than his charming smile and the fact that he shot a CEO, he is a lot less cool. Never meet your stars, kids..

He was such a golden boy in December with everyone expressing shock and sadness over such a nice boy turning out this way, it seemed like finally there was a quality moid out there. The clues were always there in his Twitter unfortunately.

Forgive me if any of this was already discussed in the CEO Shooter thread, I’m a lc refugee.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Its always the Year of Luigi somewhere.

 

[Terminally Ashley <3]

I don't care about getting picked lol said before that i didn't write him mail, but i can't pay him a compliment without it infuriating you?
So i guess this is just a full on Luigi hate thread? I initially thought it was a snark thread about Jules and her kin that have went off the deep end. I personally don't care to critique the thirst posts but the only thing id say is that those women should've written it anon, so it couldn't have been tied to their identities (like Fellatia did)

The only way i could see anyone being angry at Luigi is because they're an unattractive men, hardcore misandrists, or bitter that he didn't write back to them.
I was raised in a normal, conservative, religious house, i don't have a past dating criminal men. But he's different in my view. I don't understand why you guys want to shit on women that like him, and call them hybristophilliacs for finding him attractive. But hey, if it makes it a fetish to specifically like him? Sure. Whatever, you can say that. call it Luigisexual cause im sure that most of us don't like Ted Bundy or Dahmer. There's levels to this shit.

As long as these women aren't causing harm to anyone, what's the problem? You might think the fanfactions / eroticas about him are weird, but it doesn't hurt anyone.
Some men have a desire to wear womens clothes when they masturbate, i think it's weird, but i don't hate them or care enough to go online and bash them. I think it's called a paraphilia. There are harmless, bedroom, kinks.

If you feel like a good person because you don't care if people are degenerate, be an even better person and stop caring when decent people shame the degenerates.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I don't care about getting picked lol said before that i didn't write him mail, but i can't pay him a compliment without it infuriating you?
So i guess this is just a full on Luigi hate thread? I initially thought it was a snark thread about Jules and her kin that have went off the deep end. I personally don't care to critique the thirst posts but the only thing id say is that those women should've written it anon, so it couldn't have been tied to their identities (like Fellatia did)

The only way i could see anyone being angry at Luigi is because they're an unattractive men, hardcore misandrists, or bitter that he didn't write back to them.
I was raised in a normal, conservative, religious house, i don't have a past dating criminal men. But he's different in my view. I don't understand why you guys want to shit on women that like him, and call them hybristophilliacs for finding him attractive. But hey, if it makes it a fetish to specifically like him? Sure. Whatever, you can say that. call it Luigisexual cause im sure that most of us don't like Ted Bundy or Dahmer. There's levels to this shit.

As long as these women aren't causing harm to anyone, what's the problem? You might think the fanfactions / eroticas about him are weird, but it doesn't hurt anyone.
Some men have a desire to wear womens clothes when they masturbate, i think it's weird, but i don't hate them or care enough to go online and bash them. I think it's called a paraphilia. There are harmless, bedroom, kinks.

Reading your postes on KF is such a surreal experience. Are you from Reddit or another site?

You can talk about him in whatever way you want (from the OP).

this thread is dedicated for those who want to a-log, thirstpost, shitpost and laugh at a dumb yet fuckable criminal and his delusional orbiters without disrupting the culture of the other thread

And we generally don't get mad at you for drooling over Luigi. We make fun of you the same way we would mock a guy doing a similar thing .

But you are anonymous so who cares!

 

[The Crescent King]

@A Cat in a Minefield

Britney is absolutely a Reddit/Xitter tourist, she was type of poster who turned the lolcow threads to shit because they kept invading them to discuss their pornographic fantasies and defend their precious Weegee. This thread was specifically created for lolcow refugees and any KF posters who want to talk about him on a personal level which Britney is well aware of, given that she signed up the same day the thread went live. I don't know why Luigi of all people has unlocked the mass level of mental illness latent in many women but they're obsessed with discussing him and will traverse to the depths of the Internet to post nonsense they can do on their own personal pages.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I don't know why Luigi of all people has unlocked the mass level of mental illness latent in many women but they're obsessed with discussing him

I have asked myself the same question. I do think he is a good looking dude but not that good to warrant such a response.
It probably has to do with some weird Robin Hood like thing.

"Stunning, selfless man suffering from pain, taking revenge on the system for all our sake by killing the man responsible."
-End scene with him smiling into the camera while being escorted out of the court room.

That's the only reason I can see for women obsessing over him.
I'm just surprised that this obsession is still going so strong. Not normal behaviour.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

@A Cat in a Minefield

Britney is absolutely a Reddit/Xitter tourist, she was type of poster who turned the lolcow threads to shit because they kept invading them to discuss their pornographic fantasies and defend their precious Weegee. This thread was specifically created for lolcow refugees and any KF posters who want to talk about him on a personal level which Britney is well aware of, given that she signed up the same day the thread went live. I don't know why Luigi of all people has unlocked the mass level of mental illness latent in many women but they're obsessed with discussing him and will traverse to the depths of the Internet to post nonsense they can do on their own personal pages.

I was going to assume that or given the fact their un is Britney and unprompted lusting over a man, a @-Jack- alt.

 

[Doublefrag]

As long as these women aren't causing harm to anyone, what's the problem? You might think the fanfactions / eroticas about him are weird, but it doesn't hurt anyone.

Sounds like you are experienced in fanfiction surrounding Luigi Mangioni. Are there any fetishes or tropes that you like to find in Luigi fanfiction? Which bedroom kinks do you imagine Luigi engaging in?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't care about getting picked lol said before that i didn't write him mail, but i can't pay him a compliment without it infuriating you?
So i guess this is just a full on Luigi hate thread? I initially thought it was a snark thread about Jules and her kin that have went off the deep end. I personally don't care to critique the thirst posts but the only thing id say is that those women should've written it anon, so it couldn't have been tied to their identities (like Fellatia did)

The only way i could see anyone being angry at Luigi is because they're an unattractive men, hardcore misandrists, or bitter that he didn't write back to them.
I was raised in a normal, conservative, religious house, i don't have a past dating criminal men. But he's different in my view. I don't understand why you guys want to shit on women that like him, and call them hybristophilliacs for finding him attractive. But hey, if it makes it a fetish to specifically like him? Sure. Whatever, you can say that. call it Luigisexual cause im sure that most of us don't like Ted Bundy or Dahmer. There's levels to this shit.

As long as these women aren't causing harm to anyone, what's the problem? You might think the fanfactions / eroticas about him are weird, but it doesn't hurt anyone.
Some men have a desire to wear womens clothes when they masturbate, i think it's weird, but i don't hate them or care enough to go online and bash them. I think it's called a paraphilia. There are harmless, bedroom, kinks.

He's a fucking murderer, dingbat dear.

And I think you are in the wrong place. But do go on about how he's not like the other murderers because he's hot (ymmv).

 

[Mound Dweller]

Perhaps. An example of the posture you describe that sticks in my head is picrel from 2019. I don’t know enough about roids to tell if he was using them then, but he’s not as buff as he is in the infamous hiking pic so I always figured he wasn’t on them yet.

Dead giveaway are the arms like I said, 2019 is reasonable lanky, look at how "squishy" he is, perfectly natty IMO, the chest isn't anything too ridiculous either just lean anyone could look that good with a little calorie control.

Another tell is "unevenness" like what we see in later pics, the male human body does not naturally form a triangle like that, you either have a whole lifestyle revolving around achieving it or you cheat, which is what we see when his biceps get thicker than his thighs and the adonis belt goes from merely "visibly defined" to popping like an over-inflated tyre; that's when he's cheating.

kek I’ve always noticed this too, he was skipping leg day

THEY ALWAYS DO
Its a real missed trick too which is the real tragedy, the amount of wahmen that are into thicc thighs vastly outnumber the washboard abs-fans in my experience.

I was going to assume that or given the fact their un is Britney and unprompted lusting over a man, a @-Jack- alt.

Rainbow hands typed those posts.

@A Cat in a Minefield

Britney is absolutely a Reddit/Xitter tourist, she was type of poster who turned the lolcow threads to shit because they kept invading them to discuss their pornographic fantasies and defend their precious Weegee. This thread was specifically created for lolcow refugees and any KF posters who want to talk about him on a personal level which Britney is well aware of, given that she signed up the same day the thread went live. I don't know why Luigi of all people has unlocked the mass level of mental illness latent in many women but they're obsessed with discussing him and will traverse to the depths of the Internet to post nonsense they can do on their own personal pages.

We're already attracting newfriends seeking greener pastures, it'll be good discussion for the most part, but as already seen it's inevitable we'll gather some less desirable ones... Maybe BIG RED TEXT in OP would help?
Ah who am I kidding, it's gonna be absolutely inundated isn't it, mashallah pink triangles abound!

 

[Britney]

I have asked myself the same question. I do think he is a good looking dude but not that good to warrant such a response.
It probably has to do with some weird Robin Hood like thing.

"Stunning, selfless man suffering from pain, taking revenge on the system for all our sake by killing the man responsible."
-End scene with him smiling into the camera while being escorted out of the court room.

That's the only reason I can see for women obsessing over him.
I'm just surprised that this obsession is still going so strong. Not normal behaviour.

He's good looking and i think alot of us find him attractive because he's the computer nerd type. The fact that he snapped feels kind of endearing in a way, he decided to risk his life to fight for his beliefs when he had everything going for him.

I also had empathy for Daniel Penny which is pretty self explanatory. (I know that KiwifFarms as a whole has strong views about race anyway , so im not in the minority when i say this lol)
There's nothing worst than coming across some unhinged ape out in public when you're walking alone as a woman. Daniel protected everyone on the train that day. Him and Luigi could get this , and i don't feel bad to say that

Daniel was freed, and i hope that Luigi beats the federal trial as well. Brian wasn't a good person and i felt nothing watching Luigi murder him.

 

[skinnyretard]

He's good looking and i think alot of us find him attractive because he's the computer nerd type. The fact that he snapped feels kind of endearing in a way, he decided to risk his life to fight for his beliefs when he had everything going for him.

i also believed this for 2 minutes until i reverted back to using common sense: he did not make some grand sacrifice “for the greater good.” he was some dude with a deep-rooted identity crisis who needed to satiate his ego, and attempted to contrive meaning for himself within society by killing some fat ceo. he did this all for intrinsic reasons, not because of the extrinsic “corrupt system” of american healthcare. time to stop deluding yourself