"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Disheveled-Human said:
@Null Polyfrog64 an up and coming Ayylawg turned content creator in the Sektur gets a visit from the FBI over a January 6th investigation and decides to livestream it on his youtube channel. He pulls the sovereign citizen routine while exposing he is a 30 something year old living in his moms basement. He then spergs out at his mom for talking to the fed in her own house and storms into his room kicking over boxes. This shit is tight. He exposes when he was 8 he burnt down a field burning legos in the grass with a lighter amazing concentrated autismo energy. I love how he expects his mom to buy him a lawyer and I also love how he is really concerned about talking to the fed who he knows has all his account and Internet presence documented and archived yet then goes on to talk about the situation on a livestream.

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01:28 Intro ends. Pauly starts recording while his mom is speaking with an FBI agent, because he is incapable of it.
01:40 The audio becomes audible.
01:56 Pauly's mom tries selling him out to the feds. Pauly goes based mode and invokes the fifth.
02:35 Pauly's mom confirms it's regarding Jan the 6th and that he was home with his parents at that time.
06:40 Pauly's mom makes up some insane conspiracy people are using his image and then reuploading it relation to Jan 6th.
07:25 Pauly's mom encourages the feds to call her and keep updated on her family. So kind!
07:42 Pauly and his mom fight.
08:30 Based the FBI are on Paulyfrog's side.
08:47 Pauly's mom threatens to kick him out of the house yet again (not the first time). Pauly says he's trying to leave the house by donating 100 to random e-celebs every night.
09:36 Pauly's mom continues justifying the FBI after her son.
10:28 Pauly demands a lawyer, his mom refuses.
11:19 Pauly's mom gives the case number and contact info of the FBI agent. Thanks mom!
11:50 Paulyfrog64 storms out and has a full on meltdown, kicking a plastic box like a sperg.
12:24 Pauly immediately talks about going to prison. Oh no lol.
13:20 Pauly felted.
13:39 Paulygrift needs a lawyer.
14:19 Pauly would keep the stream up, but then would private it.
16:50 Political prisoner Pauly.
17:35 Pauly clarifies he wasn't swatted, this is part of an FBI investigation. The feds have been monitoring Pauly.
18:30 Pauly explains he's livestream it to keep it recorded. Why not just record it without livestreaming it?
20:00 Pauly would go on to say really stupid stuff on social media later.
21:04 Pauly felted over living at home still in his 30s.
21:24 Pauly justifies his spergout about the box.
21:42 Pauly recounts his story about how his mom got him into juvie as a 8yo for arson.
24:55 Pauly set a field on fire by burning legos with a lighter. I wonder if those plastic fumes got into his brain.
29:00 Pauly says he'll keep the stream up.
30:15 Pauly on his mom letting in random feds.
31:32 Outro.
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Paulyfrog sperging the fuck out and kicking a box of innocent Christmas ornaments killed me

 
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Lidl Drip said:
Marrying Meigh is an L for nobody but Ralph. It is a W for the forum and the a-logs. Maybe one day Ralphamales will understand how funny it is to troll Ralph into fucking up his life by telling him he won't do something and then watching him do it.
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NO, he managed to own all af you goddam cope farms alawgs.
he is gonna own all of you .
 
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Here you go Josh, just use "amazon black woman meme"
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But part of why no one makes new shit is all the search engines and globohomo Internet control will fuck you over the second you try. The biggest thing that all of these mega corps did to prop themselves up, is they locked down advertisement avenues almost completely.

Edit: Mother Jones is far left, I think they were the ones that called Dave Rubin alt right and he was going to sue them but they backed down.
 
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Josh mentioned that ugly black woman Amazon ad, that they may be using unappealing people to catch your attention.
There may be something to that, because have you seen police drawings of crime suspects, missing people, etc? Have you seen how weird and ugly and ridiculous some of these are?
It's because they intentionally exaggerate the known features of the person in question, so they'll stick in the public's mind; this results in a higher probability of people noticing the person in question if they see them. Normal, realistic portraits just don't make the kind of impression that keeps them on the front of your mind.

So maybe they're doing this in publicity because we're too used to regular and beautiful and our minds just overlook them.,
You get a mail with an image that can be best described as "you're a civilian during a raid in Attack on Titan"? You're gonna remember that.
 
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Nick Obre said:
Josh mentioned that ugly black woman Amazon ad, that they may be using unappealing people to catch your attention.
There may be something to that, because have you seen police drawings of crime suspects, missing people, etc? Have you seen how weird and ugly and ridiculous some of these are?
It's because they intentionally exaggerate the known features of the person in question, so they'll stick in the public's mind; this results in a higher probability of people noticing the person in question if they see them. Normal, realistic portraits just don't make the kind of impression that keeps them on the front of your mind.

So maybe they're doing this in publicity because we're too used to regular and beautiful and our minds just overlook them.,
You get a mail with an image that can be best described as "you're a civilian during a raid in Attack on Titan"? You're gonna remember that.
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Could be, there's actually a whole genre of it. For example this is a pro Burger King ad that was ran on billboards.
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