"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[SargonF00t]

Nice show

 

[glue eater]

Regarding the Spitze case, it gets crazier: 764 is an offshoot of Order of Nine Angles, whose American leader Joshua Sutter is long time FBI informant who ran a pedophile satanist publishing press on FBI dime. ONA's founder, David Myatt, was involved in the leadership of CIA operation gladio group called Column 88.

I'm usually the last person to say something glows because the fedjacketing is so rampant on dissident right...but 764/ONA glow like a supernova. On an unrelated note (?), MI6 ran a fake satanist cult back during the Troubles.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I don't think I'd ever seen a picture of Torba before.

He looks like the ass-baby of Keemstar and Tim Pool.

 

[mitro]

as a way for Josh to have a hamster for every occasion? You could just leave the mascot up all stream and just rely on a va

@Bloodthirsty Nosenigger got it right.

 

[Slav Power]

On the subject of wiping your ass:

At the end of the day it doesn't matter if you wipe 1000 times, 1 time, or not at all. Toilet paper is a disgusting relic of a bigone era and only a disgusting subhuman shitmonster would EVER use it unless there were no other option available.

The real answer to the shit problem is the BIDET. That's right faggots. Poseidon's paint scraper. The day I had one installed is the day I understood what a clean ass actually is. My ass is cleaner than BEFORE the first time I ever took a shit. When I walk around my ass cheeks sound like two party balloons rubbing against each other. Literally SQUEAKY clean.

Get with the times people.

Exactly this. And in case you don't have a bidet seat and still rely on toilet paper, just wash your ass after wiping. If you have a bathtub, just sit on the ledge of it and clean your ass with the shower head. This has been my routine for years and I wouldn't be able to leave a toilet without a clean ass now.

 

[Flexo]

Intro for you Josh:

"Hello my naive fools. If you're not mad at the Internet yet, you will be."

 

[waffle]

every bidet I've ever seen is just slow water that gets your ass wet, then you have to get in there with your hands and clean the shit off by hand, and then wash your hands.

they're talked about on reddit like they're a fucking pressure washer for your ass, but they're like a pitiful cat water fountain.

This is the "if everyone you meet is an asshole, maybe you're the asshole" thing. They work for everyone else, I will suggest to you that you have a fucked up ass or your shit is disgusting and greasy due to medical condition/diet...

 

[KateHikes14]

And then you don't have any of those pesky GFCIs preventing you from being electrocuted by buying a Chinese knockoff of a Japanese toilet seat.

Have you seen the size of electrons
Imagine being scared of something so tiny you can't see it

 

[The President of Nintendo]

@Null

I made you a song with the music AI tool and it turned out FUCKING AMAZING.

Presenting - "I COME GET YOU"

 

[Pomniman]

I refuse to believe that someone doesn't wipe, that's too fucked to be real.

Judging by the language he used it sounded like a person of socioeconomic factors so it was probably some mudshark unsatisfied with the grooming habits of its pet groid.

 

[glue eater]

@Null

I made you a song with the music AI tool and it turned out FUCKING AMAZING.

Presenting - "I COME GET YOU"

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I fed the input "Black metal song about Sneeds Feed and Seed" and its honestly fucking fire:

 

[Jotch]

I fed the input "Black metal song about Sneeds Feed and Seed" and its honestly fucking fire:

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Hmm the vocals are still pretty clearly AI, but very good! Is the music generated too? Or is it randomly selected from a pool? It has good composition.

Also, lest we forget:

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

I made the funny AI do an Emo cover of the MATI theme. I think it did the job perfectly.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Judging by the language he used it sounded like a person of socioeconomic factors so it was probably some mudshark unsatisfied with the grooming habits of its pet groid.

Sheeeeeit bitch, being punctual and wiping yo ass is some white peepo shit and I ain't bein' made no slave.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Am I the only one who always budgets a few minutes for a quick shower after pooping? I soap up my genitals to keep them fresh too since it only takes 5 seconds, and then I proceed to ass. I almost never poop outside my home so I'm always squaky clean.

I do similar—only poop before taking my regular shower. You can habituate your body pretty easily to do that by taking fiber before bed and drinking coffee in the morning. Only an untermensch chooses to keep a random poop schedule based on wherever their gluttonous desires direct their stomachs each day. The übermensch chooses to be disciplined and rise above the riffraff.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fucking hell Ian wash your hair. Also Anisa's teeth are kind of fucked you're married to a millionaire fix that shit you busted ho.

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

every bidet I've ever seen is just slow water that gets your ass wet, then you have to get in there with your hands and clean the shit off by hand, and then wash your hands.

they're talked about on reddit like they're a fucking pressure washer for your ass, but they're like a pitiful cat water fountain.

Do you not wash your hands after shitting without a bidet?

 

[electrician's apprentice]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you

Rats and Riches​

 

[The President of Nintendo]

mAtI - Mad at the Internet

* EDIT- This shit is a lot of fun to play with. I would recommend trying it out if you can.

 

[Logistical Nightmare]

Every time I hear Josh say “you know” on stream, I think about the Weird Al Eminem interview where Weird Al gets more and more exasperated in response to Eminem saying “y’know what I’m sayin”. 10/10 improves every stream rewatch for me.