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Geologists aren't known for creativity in naming things
"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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Jews' whole religion is basically the concept of making a complicated and layered contract with god. The fine print to this contract is called the Talmud.
There's the joke about the rabbis who are bickering and arguing about an interpretation of god's will. God himself interrupts their argument, giving them the answer in a booming voice from heaven. The rabbis complain about it and defy him: "Hey, you said that was up to us to decide!"
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Space Station 14 is actually doing pretty well as far as development and features go, but the servers do seem to be infested with troons.
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There's really no good reason a 56 second video that consists of a still photo of a man talking should be 130 mb.
I have shrunk it for you.
Transcript:
If you look at the Talmud, which, let's be honest, most modern Judaism is defined by the Talmud, the Talmud is literally a book about how to- and, by the way, this is also why there are so many Jewish lawyers- how to get around what god wants, you know. Speaking of god, it's basically how to trick god. How to trick god, how to find loopholes in god's rules, how to outsmart god, like, that's literally the Talmud. The Talmud is a never-ending, rambling book about Jews being superior, really, to god, in many instances. Like, there's dialogues between rabbis and god, right? And the rabbis are always outsmarting god, and being, like, 'Ah ha! But then, god, guess what, then I can do this!' and god's like, 'ha ha, you got me there, you fuckin' crafty Jew!'
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When I was in the scouts, in the UK, there was an annual event called Bob A Job Week, which already sounds like a quaint 1940s British euthemism for oral sex, but it gets worse.
During Bob A Job Week, cubs and scouts - 9,10,11,12 year old boys, dressed in full uniform, would visit the houses of random strangers and ask to do chores in exhange for small sums of money. What could go wrong?
Somehow no-one I knew got molested, though I am sure that it must have happened. One place I visited was the home of a very glamourous middle-aged woman who cavorted around in a satin, magenta-coloured robe. She offered me 25p to 'clean her garden.'
The garden in question was a lawn that was absolutely covered in dried dog turds. It was Venti-tier levels of gross. While I was transferring these pieces of shit into a bucket, the author of the fecal treasure trove - a scotty dog, chased after me, yapping at my heels. I think I would have rather sold cookies.
During Bob A Job Week, cubs and scouts - 9,10,11,12 year old boys, dressed in full uniform, would visit the houses of random strangers and ask to do chores in exhange for small sums of money. What could go wrong?
Somehow no-one I knew got molested, though I am sure that it must have happened. One place I visited was the home of a very glamourous middle-aged woman who cavorted around in a satin, magenta-coloured robe. She offered me 25p to 'clean her garden.'
The garden in question was a lawn that was absolutely covered in dried dog turds. It was Venti-tier levels of gross. While I was transferring these pieces of shit into a bucket, the author of the fecal treasure trove - a scotty dog, chased after me, yapping at my heels. I think I would have rather sold cookies.
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Odysneeders are the most oppressed class in the world
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i clapped when nool said "dainty's inferno" in this episode
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Yer this is what I do. Question. Are you still downloading the whole video to your phone when doing this or is it smart enough to only grab the audio? Wireless data charges be a MFer
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@Null Really happy you're going back to sneedforo - I'm not a frontend guy but my frontend friends swear up and down by Svelte because "It's like the jquery of old except modern".
Edit: I fucked up Svelte with Laravel. Fixed
Edit: I fucked up Svelte with Laravel. Fixed
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Since Nool mentions it’s Passover I just want to give a friendly reminder, if you’re adverse to High Fructose Corn Syrup (jews avoid corn during Passover) now is the time to get your Passover Coca-Colas made with real Cane Sugar. Sadly Coke only sells them in the inferior giant bottles wish they’d be sold in 12 oz cans.
Is Cane Sugar better for you than Corn Syrup? I really don’t know but some conspiracy theorists think so. I do think Cane Sugar Coca Cola tastes better but frankly that might be the placebo effect. Whatever it is yes I bought Jewish Coke.
I’ve bought into the Anti-HFCS propaganda because it makes me drink less soda. Before I’d drink a can a day (or more) now it’s only a usually weekly special occasion as I’ll drink an expensive Mexican Glass Bottle coke.
Is Cane Sugar better for you than Corn Syrup? I really don’t know but some conspiracy theorists think so. I do think Cane Sugar Coca Cola tastes better but frankly that might be the placebo effect. Whatever it is yes I bought Jewish Coke.
I’ve bought into the Anti-HFCS propaganda because it makes me drink less soda. Before I’d drink a can a day (or more) now it’s only a usually weekly special occasion as I’ll drink an expensive Mexican Glass Bottle coke.
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@Null This seems kinda newsworthy (and fucking wild). Some furry died while gooning, wearing a squeaking, inflatable, teal-blue, latex dog suit, while fucked up on poppers and nitrous. It was CO2 poisoning, presumably from passing out in the air-tight goon-suit.
This is the kind of suit we're talking about
R.I.PVC CandyCoatedSqueaks, 1993 - 2024
He died doing what he loved...
This is the kind of suit we're talking about
R.I.PVC CandyCoatedSqueaks, 1993 - 2024
He died doing what he loved...
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poisoning?
a furry is dead, i believe they call that medicine
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Sweden clubs gender laws so you can now legally change your gender at 16. You no longer need to have gender dysphoria
Free gender for everyone!
Link here
Free gender for everyone!
Link here
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FATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Yeah that's the big issue with Shure SM7B. It's a very demanding professional XLR mic from the 70's essentially, but all kinds of e-celebs gaslighted themselves into believing that this is not only the mic you have to buy if you want to be a "real" content creator, they gaslighted themselves into pairing it with the Scarlett interfaces that just don't have enough power to deal with the SM7B. Null has the older Scarlett that doesn't have enough gain, while the current 4th gen Scarlett interfaces improved it to 69dB of gain, with a second USB-C port for extra power.
There is this YouTube channel, 0db.pl, ran by a guy that has years of experience in music production and is incredibly informative. Unfortunately it's all in Polish, but he said at the 1:57 minute mark that audio interface manufacturers for the longest time believed that 50dB of gain is enough, but everyone flocked to the SM7B that requires 60dB of gain at minimum, with a reminder of how the dB scale is exponential, so 50dB is 320x and 60dB is 1000x.
tl;dr: @Null needs to upgrade his Focusrite Scarlett 2i2 to the 4th gen model if he wants his SM7B to work properly. Or learn about pro audio and buy something that'll actually work with the SM7B.
It's a mic for serious professional use in studios, not for home podcasting, but because it's been used in studios everywhere, e-celebs started using it and that's how it got overhyped with people pairing it with interfaces that are too weak to run it, because they don't know about pro audio and go off from what other talking heads are saying.
In Poland, cane sugar is still the way to sweeten things, and Coca-Cola uses that. Sometimes the label might say that it uses cane sugar od HFCS based on the letter on the production date, but more often than not it'll use cane sugar anyway.
However our government being our government passed a new tax for "sugary things" that basically encompassed absolutely everything, including sugar free products with sweeteners. Complete bullshit meant to get more tax money to flush down the proverbial toilet and it caused a price hike of a lot of products. Some manufacturers circumvented it by using apple juice for sweetening, because that's not affected by the tax, because governments, and I remember trying it once and I could taste a bit of apple in it. Coca-Cola didn't do that, so it's still all cane sugar and is more expensive. At this rate I'll probably just start downing milk bottle after milk bottle as a replacement for something to drink that isn't water.
What even are those poppers anyway? I only know that's it's meant to be some sort of drug to get you to coom harder, but what's in them? Are they legal? Or are they like those designer drugs that are technically legal, have a similar effect to the real thing but fuck you up, as in destroy your health even more? They kind remind me of the scandal in Poland from around 2008-2010 where kids were getting fucked up on designer drugs, back then called as "dopalacze".
I'd rather source some weed to get the same effect than sniff God knows what they put in those popper things. They're probably illegal in Poland anyway. Not to mention, inhaling nitrous. Natural selection at it's finest.
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>starts stream
>"I feel good. Yeah I feel good."
>prosneeds to argue with chat for half an hour
Yep, that's a MATI stream alright.
>"I feel good. Yeah I feel good."
>prosneeds to argue with chat for half an hour
Yep, that's a MATI stream alright.
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I should clarify that I think this video has been extremely influential and since this TED Talk came out I have noticed a HUGE increase in interest in flags.
However, I think it over-emphasizes simplicity, and a lot of modern flag redesigns today are what I call "corpo flags". They're basically modern material design on a piece of cloth and they don't seem remarkable.
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