"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Catgirl Tyranid]

@Null

If you were going to tip the cow and aLawg Nick in person, couldn't you have picked a less obvious fake name?

 

[Fools Idol]

I'm sure there was a good amount of bullshit in Aaron's testimony but he did say that Nick doesn't really talk about Internet people all that much. He apparently talked about Ralph and the clip channel but that was it. I'm also pretty sure that it was Aaron's co-host that blamed this site for the police getting called not him. It's been a long week so I might remember it wrong but I'm sure that's what happened.

 

[TETRABAX]

Honestly if you make your problems other people's problem by shoving them in their face, you really are shit. Even if you are unhappy you should still try to make the people around you happy

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So I watched the stream today and my tism kicked in when watching. Those cabinets in the kitchen were definitely not custom. They are like $250 here in canada from homedepot. Custom cabinets are way nicer and more expensive than those. Although, the roof must have only been 7 or so feet high because normally there is a bigger gap on top, which the trim covered of about 3 inches. Good stream otherwise that 1 insane mistake you made.

Obviously joking for anyone who doesn't get it lol.

You joke but there's an entire group of "developers/home flippers" that know how to do shit like this. You take a bog-standard mass-market house like any build shits out, you go in, replace some countertops, change a vanity here and there, add some fucking simple ass trim and stain the cabinets, and bam - million dollar house, babyeeeeeee.

You can't really tell shit cabinets from expensive custom made unless you're crawling inside them and poking around.

As for jersh, we have people who will say:

• Oh you're fat and can't lose weight because of "some disease" - eat less faggot
• Oh you're poor and have to spend 110% of your income because of "some disease" - save more faggot
• Oh you're going to die of covid and need the vax - heart attack more faggot
• Oh you're stressed and need to self-medicate with alcohol - drink less faggot
• Oh you're sad and can't do anything because of "muh mentals" - omg omg omg pass the juice mr doctor

People who really have fucking mental issues where they need the hard old-school brain altering drugs, it's damn noticeable.

What's sad for a lot of the modern "depressed world" they actually get undepressed real fast when they get literally bombed - because then they have something to do. If you're posting about depression on the Internet, you're a faggot, go outside and stop being a faggot, even if all you do is go down to Goodwill and collect carts from the parking lot.

 

[TETRABAX]

Honestly if you make your problems other people's problem by shoving them in their face, you really are shit. Even if you are unhappy you should still try to make the people around you happy

If you are really unhappy, try to make the people around you happy and sometimes they will reach out and do the same for you. That way everyone improves instead of just complaining about shit

 

[Unshakeable Optimist]

I wish Chester Bennington and Keith Flint decided to stop having depression

 

[mole-rat]

It seems obvious to me, that Josh did not mean to prove, that depression is always self inflicted. He might be expressing disgust to those people, who are able to live a happy life, but choose otherwise. It is not smart to argue, how your depression is 100% valid.
The amount of sad people online is pathetic. I have been in very poor African country. People there were living in conditions that would kill me, but they were happy.
If doomers think they are superior to Africans, maybe they should try to live superior life.

 

[Curious]

Sneeding & malding

dude the people coping and sneeding that they're fat and have no control over their weight or health are so fucking sad and pathetic. like literally arguing in comments that they're actually just big boned and have no responsibility or accountability to one's self. it's not my fautl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's hormones!!!!!!!!!!! muh metabolism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cope & sneed.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

dude the people coping and sneeding that they're fat and have no control over their weight or health are so fucking sad and pathetic. like literally arguing in comments that they're actually just big boned and have no responsibility or accountability to one's self. it's not my fautl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's hormones!!!!!!!!!!! muh metabolism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cope & sneed.

Yes. This is absolutely correct.
An infinitesimal part of the population actually has problems with their weight due to hormones/metabolism. Things like Prader-Willi syndrome are rare.

Everyone else needs to learn to PUT THE FORK DOWN and go for a walk.
But mainly the first thing.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Everyone else needs to learn to PUT THE FORK DOWN and go for a walk.
But mainly the first thing.

no you don't understand I have burger-in-mouth disease which causes me to just pass out and next thing I know I'm waking up amongst fifty mcdonalds wrappers and no idea how i got there! Damn you society for not restraining my desires in such a way as to require no willpower from myself!

 

[Convallaria majalis]

Yes. This is absolutely correct.
An infinitesimal part of the population actually has problems with their weight due to hormones/metabolism. Things like Prader-Willi syndrome are rare.

Everyone else needs to learn to PUT THE FORK DOWN and go for a walk.
But mainly the first thing.

Curing obesity is less hard science and more behavioral change. People have no idea what calories they’re consuming, they just shovel it in when they’re stressed or sad or bored. Instead of blowing yourself up, take a walk, call a friend, garden…

 

["Not" Count Dankula]

RUN RUN RUN
AS FAST AS YOU CAN
I WILL CATCH YOU

Spoiler: I'M THE GENDERBREAD MAAM

 

[CrispyLegs]

 

[Haramburger]

@Null

If you were going to tip the cow and aLawg Nick in person, couldn't you have picked a less obvious fake name?

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the extra "NS" in "MoNSon" is short for NICK SUCKS and/or NOT SORRY. Diabolical

RUN RUN RUN
AS FAST AS YOU CAN
I WILL CATCH YOU
I'M THE STINKY CHEESE MAN

FTFY, more Josh-appropriate

 

[Bunjo]

Null you should look into Topre Realforce keyboards. Topre have like the best tactility of any switch I've tried, they aren't scratchy at all, extremely smooth and tactile at the same time. The build quality is amazing too they make super solid boards. The feeling and sound gets better over time as the rubber ages too. Mines from the 2000s and it beats all my custom mx style boards.

The downside is you couldn't use MX keycaps. But the keys they come with are really good quality PBT keycaps.

 

[Mikoyan]

Null you should look into Topre Realforce keyboards. Topre have like the best tactility of any switch I've tried, they aren't scratchy at all, extremely smooth and tactile at the same time. The build quality is amazing too they make super solid boards. The feeling and sound gets better over time as the rubber ages too. Mines from the 2000s and it beats all my custom mx style boards.

The downside is you couldn't use MX keycaps. But the keys they come with are really good quality PBT keycaps.

I do like mine.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I'm hoping Null can feature this little clip on Friday MATI, but I have a new lolcow on which people are starting to gain traction. It's less than 4 minutes long but the video describes who Anna is.


yes they have merch

To give a brief on who she is:
Annacondasin (powerword: Anna Jane Clossin) is a 30-year-old blind autistic woman from Fort Wayne, Indiana. She is most remembered from a semi-viral video where she asked Notch, the creator of Minecraft to join her Minecraft server. Anna is a hypersexual autist who has an hour-long sex tape of having sex with her husband and another man. Anna gets off to animals being killed and wants to have sex with dead animals. She is completely self-aware of her actions and if she ever got in trouble legally, she would just act like more of a retard than she already is. She has vaginal herpes, which she refuses to reveal to her sexual partners. She has had sex with a 13-year-old and a 15-year-old from Tinder, which she claims she was lied to. She has made dank food hacks from KingCobraJFS and enjoyed it.

 

[Oxyjen]

Minion-appolis.

Nice show.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

no you don't understand I have burger-in-mouth disease which causes me to just pass out and next thing I know I'm waking up amongst fifty mcdonalds wrappers and no idea how i got there! Damn you society for not restraining my desires in such a way as to require no willpower from myself!

I read this entire post in usopp's voice

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Unsure where news hamsters are meant to be posted, so I'll go for the shotgun approach