"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Wodanaz]

I wish you a million pages!

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

The London police purposefully rammed into and then ran over a cow with their truck. If there's a UK segment on Tuesday, I hope this can be additional evidence that Britain needs to sink below the waves.

Spoiler: poor cow

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Initial reports are that the police responded after the cow tweeted that men shouldn't be using bathrooms with little girls.

Update on this from the Br****h news megathread:

What the actual fuck?

Surrey police face criticism after using car to ram escaped cow

The police who ran over this innocent cow are the same police who harass and bully @Caroline Farrow and stole her kids’ video game consoles.

 

[Freezard]

2000 pages
If the years of Anno Domini are any indication nothing good is in the horizon.

 

[KateHikes14]

Definitely going with Swifties. They may be annoying, but they don't strike me as having many sex pests in their ranks and also they seem like the only group there that bathes regularly. I may be burning in hell, but my nostrils shouldn't have to know the suffering caused by Disney adult gunt stench.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

When @Null was talking about making a jingle for the black samurai this is what he was thinking about.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Didn't really seem to be a place to put this but Gordon Ramsey almost died in a bicycle accident this weekend. From what he shows he must have broken a few ribs. Grabbed the post from someone else on IG so it has a caption referring to their own situation on it.

 

[Whiscash]

The London police purposefully rammed into and then ran over a cow with their truck. If there's a UK segment on Tuesday, I hope this can be additional evidence that Britain needs to sink below the waves.

Spoiler: poor cow

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Initial reports are that the police responded after the cow tweeted that men shouldn't be using bathrooms with little girls.

That's how you prepare a steak.

 

[Kit Marz]

Some more dancing Capybara's that I didn't see posted

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Which circle would you choose?

Minecraft Youtubers, I'm a man that is above 18 so I'll be fine.

If I had an extra 3k I would buy a capybara tbh

Three grand for a capy??? That's crazy, here they are free you can just go grab them and put em in your truck, at most you may have to share a lil mate with them.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Congrats on 2000 pages. And I just want to celebrate that for the first time to my knowledge one of my posts made it onto MATI.

 

[Bucephalus]

Didn't really seem to be a place to put this but Gordon Ramsey almost died in a bicycle accident this weekend. From what he shows he must have broken a few ribs. Grabbed the post from someone else on IG so it has a caption on it.

I don't know who added the caption, but Gordon's brain is fine. He wore a helmet. No permanent injuries, no broken bones, just that massive bruise across his torso.
I pulled a clean version of the video from his TikTok account:

 

[FuckedOffToff]

I am fucking pissed. If I had been there I would have opened fire. I have 0 tolerance for animal or child abusers. I see you hit a kid, I want you dead. If I see you hit your dog, I want you dead. Those cops hitting the cow twice intentionally. If I had been there either me or those two cops would have been dead that night.

You are FAR too late.

Dude, it's the London Metropolitan police force. It's probably the least evil thing they've done this week.

They had a guy (who also worked diplomatic detail) who abducted, raped and murdered a woman, (then the Met proceeded to assault women and violently break up the vigil they were attending for said victim, Sarah Everard, but kneeled in front of BLM protesters in a similar time frame) there's a history of rapists, and then there's the absolutely insane overkill murdering a plumber because they'd decided he looked a bit shifty, so was obviously a suicide bomber. I could go on, there's so much fuckery, the Met at this point is just another criminal gang.
All rise for Dame Cressida Dick who oversaw all the above, and then received a peerage for her stellar work, or more realistically, for her silence.

The only thing that will tank your career in the Met is talking about all the child prostitution that homeless runaways engage in, or attempt to tackle that problem, as said child prostitutes provide a great service for the aristocracy, landed gentry, the Palace of Westminster and rich foreigners who own half of London.

Give Labour a year or two in power though, and I'd expect cows to be given the same sacred status as they have in India, in service of Labour's true religion, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. Timely reminder that Kier Starmer and Rachel Reeves (future Chancellor of the Exchequer) have both given speeches at Davos, and are officially WEF approved.

Remember, regardless of what country you live in, it's your God given duty to hate, repudiate, and distrust your government and their enforcers.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

That's how you prepare a steak.

The Driver was clearly a fan of The Dick Show.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Hi, when you live in an apartment you are not allowed to modify the roof without permission. They will also usually want to supervise. Happy to help.

I'm glad the house I'm renting the 'lord doesn't care. that reminds me it's time to add 400w more to the ghetto solar farm I have up there

 

[TETRABAX]

Didn't really seem to be a place to put this but Gordon Ramsey almost died in a bicycle accident this weekend. From what he shows he must have broken a few ribs. Grabbed the post from someone else on IG so it has a caption on it.
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It's really hard not to like the guy when his first message after getting hit by a truck is that everyone should wear a helmet

 

[daniel day]

The London police purposefully rammed into and then ran over a cow with their truck. If there's a UK segment on Tuesday, I hope this can be additional evidence that Britain needs to sink below the waves.

Spoiler: poor cow

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Initial reports are that the police responded after the cow tweeted that men shouldn't be using bathrooms with little girls.

How did they get away with this in an indian country?

 

[I'm a Silly]

https://old.reddit.com/r/fictosexual/comments/1dgkxpa/attracted_to_countryhumans/ (archive)

five minutes and 33 seconds of "Forget what you learned in history class, and imagine all the nations of the world as guys on an inappropriate reality show. Pledge allegiance to your favorite superpower in Hetalia Axis Powers!"

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

It's really hard not to like the guy when his first message after getting hit by a truck is that everyone should wear a helmet

For shark week years ago, he did a fantastic ~hour long documentary about illegal shark fishing and sale of shark fin soup in London. He busts into a famous Chinese restaurant kitchen in London to find their illegal shark fins and interrogates the customers about what reasons they have for eating it. He goes to Central America on a dingy fishing boat and records how they illegally take sharks for their fins, which is probably something he could be seriously hurt or killed for by the semi-literate fishermen. He also actually tries the shark fin soup to appraise it as a chef and basically reports that it's nasty and there's no taste-related reason to eat it. It's one reason why I'll always have respect for Gordon Ramsay. He's an authentically likable guy.

Edit: The documentary is here, if anyone is curious.

How did they get away with this in an indian country?

I guess Surrey is the Islamic part of Nova India, not the Hindu part.

 

[Hamstirer]

https://www.dw.com/en/denmark-recalls-korean-instant-noodles-deemed-too-spicy/a-69347647

Denmark is now censoring seasoning.

Update: I ordered some of these off Amazon and they are legit pretty fucking hot. I recommend ordering a pack if you like hot stuff, unless you're from Denmark...

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

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five minutes and 33 seconds of "Forget what you learned in history class, and imagine all the nations of the world as guys on an inappropriate reality show. Pledge allegiance to your favorite superpower in Hetalia Axis Powers!"

Hetalia would have a community watch thread if the fandom wasn't so dead these days.