"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

He’s still obsessed with Josh lol
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If this guys autism was a drug what would it be.
 
Wait, it's not?
I'm on the wrong site then.

How do you think he got approval and assistance to put up his starlink?
The old maintenance guy Slobodan who acts like an old drunk Serb is actually a Mossad agent and Josh's handler.

How do you think Null acquired the Farms? Through Jihad, of course.

Think real Serbs run an apartment complex with a kebab shop? Josh has protection from those who wish to remove kebabs from the Balkans.

If Josh was living above a place that served burek and slivovitz and had functional wifi, I would buy his nihilistic anti-establishment rhetoric, pretty sure he's in a Jewish enclave from the available intel.
 
Sous vide is probably the best possible way to eat steak imo, but whoever made that one fucked it up. You put the butter in the bag with the steak while it cooks, for one. For two, the whole point of seus vide is that you can cook a steak rare all the way through: you can't do that on a grill because the outside cooks faster than the inside. That steak isn't rare, based on the color it's medium at least, at which point there's no reason not to just grill it.
Boiling, no matter how pretentious the method, will always be the worst way to prepare meat IMO. The seared skin is the best part of a steak.
Sous Vide bros have you considered using milk instead of water? I hear that creates a culinary delicacy.
 
On a recent stream Josh requested a version of "World's smallest Violin" by AJR but with the last bit of the song altered to fit Juju and his tiny face. I'm not a musical person, but I have come up with some lyrics:

The world's smallest face (again)
Really needs an audience
So if somebody doesn't sue him soon

He'll blow up into smithereens
And spew his tiny symphony
And Riley on a tombstone pees
While JuJu is encouraging
Mint Salad and sex trafficking
(And all of this allegedly)
The Sektur spirals rapidly
So this could be the death of things

Oh well, I guess the content flows
This Lolcow's gonna steal the show
Keeps bitchin' bout his EJ woes
And off to jail now Clippa goes
So let him play his violin for you!


Apologies for any inaccuracies. I primarily know about the situation through MATI. And I've really only skimmed his thread. ( I did do a full reading of the new OP which is fucking fantastic)
 
I remember this last week on the Monday stream, @Null was taken aback by how old people are classified as 'marginalized'. I've never heard them described as such either, but I do know that they're a protected class:

In the US, it is unlawful for a company with over 20 employees to descriminate with respect to any term, condition, or privilege of employment, including hiring, firing, promotion, layoff, compensation, benefits, job assignments, and training based on a person's age...

...if they're older than 40. Additionally, they allow descrimination by favoring someone older than 40 as opposed to someone younger.
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Jeez, no wonder so many boomers past retirement age are still working, they can't be fired! Even if they can't perform the job, firing them is grounds for a lawsuit!
 
If you're doing a Vtuber segment next show, here's Gaytor and a bunch of his pedophile friends giggling about anal/scat play with (animated) children:
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CLARIFICATION: A user in his thread has pointed out that the animated child Gator is gleefully describing inserting objects into her anus to prevent defecation is not the animated child depicted in the above video. It is, in fact, another even younger-looking animated child:
Mari Mari, for reference:
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Point of odour: Riley looks like he stinks.

Point of order for Null: The metric system
actually did get America to the moon. The internal calculations of the Apollo Guidance Computer, as well as in Mission Control and MIT were metric. The display units on the DSKY (the computer display) and in Mission Control were then translated back to freedom units ™️.

All of the engineering/manufacturing was done in american customary units, the internal units of the computer didnt get anything anywhere the rocket and spacecraft did
The reasons for this is simple, the computer did internal calculations in metric to better work with the operation paperclip herr doktors. Then convert it to imperial to give to the freedom heros in the cockpit.
 
Randbot is amazed that THE Ethan Klein of H3H3 fame has reposted the thread that PaulyFrog64 deleted about Riley and Mint Salad, attacking Dick Masterson, while also shouting out the Kino Casino. Can you believe such a big name in the YouTube space is interested in all this?!

Oh wait, it's actually me on my personal account @h3h3ethankIein




He even scrolls past a tweet where I post Sven Stoffel's Hila Klein video, telling Benjamin Netanyahu to send her in to Rafah, still somehow blissfully unaware lol (1:32). Alcohol and ammo-crates destroyed this man's brain.
Thanks to Kinocopter for finding the clip and posting it, thanks to St. Foog for alerting me

EDIT: This was also posted to the Randbot thread, I missed the notifications for it. Massive thanks to @BondoBob @Sprate Header and @Cringestorian X !
 
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A bit late posting about this. Since it was mentioned a stream or two ago (idk sometimes things just blend together when you're always busy). But I just randomly started to think about it while working.

The thing about what living in the US is like current day. It's literally the same as it was before. Literally nothing as far as how life is has actually changed.

Sure, you see political turmoil, and a bunch of poz shit online, and in the media (which is the same worldwide). But as far as things in my actual life. That doesn't ever come into play.
 
The thing about what living in the US is like current day. It's literally the same as it was before. Literally nothing as far as how life is has actually changed.
The only thing that has affected me in the last fucking all of my life with regards to politics is that taxes have gone up and down apparently unrelated to anything I can predict, there's some sort of obamacare mandate (gay as hell, dating a man? wtf) and trump winning broke my ribs so I needed to use that government healthcare.

Everything else in my life, even if somewhat tangentially affected by the current party in power OR where I lived, was much more greatly affected by my actions and choices.

STOP FUCKING VOTING!

Like talking about doing something gives you the same high as doing the thing, voting gives you the same feel that you're improving your life that actually getting off your ass and doing shit does.

Anyway, I did see an actual tranny at walmart once, so there's that. Looked horrible.
 
A bit late posting about this. Since it was mentioned a stream or two ago (idk sometimes things just blend together when you're always busy). But I just randomly started to think about it while working.

The thing about what living in the US is like current day. It's literally the same as it was before. Literally nothing as far as how life is has actually changed.

Sure, you see political turmoil, and a bunch of poz shit online, and in the media (which is the same worldwide). But as far as things in my actual life. That doesn't ever come into play.
It depends where you live. If you live in a red county it is fine. If you live in a city they are letting baboons run free and are talking down street signs due to homophobia.


STOP FUCKING VOTING!
I just can never agree on this sentiment. You will never encourage enough people to make a shock to the system. Recently in French EU elections I believe it was only like 50.4% of eligible voters turned out, and nobody is like "French democracy is illegitimate. We need a do over!"
And also it assumes the sides care about it too. If 0 democrats voted next election I would be ecstatic. If 0 republicans voted in this election the other side would be over the moon. Nobody cares about low voter turn out, power is fine getting the mandate by whatever means.
It is just a dumb take in my opinion. It would be like making a stance of "Stop praying for things to get better!" like okay even if you believe prayers do absolutely nothing, it takes such a minuscule amount of time while you are doing other things to make things better then, there is no reason not to. If the choice is go vote or take your grandma to the hospital, sure. But if the choice is go vote or watch an episode of anime, then you ought to go vote.
 
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"Teehee, don't talk about me grooming children or you'll be banned teehee"
Why do the worst people get away with literally everything? Why can Riley rape a retard and get away with it? Why can Chris fuck his mother and get away with it? Why can Jude openly groom children and just get away with it?
Because this world really belongs to the Devil, and in no other time can we see this in 8K.
 
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