"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I'll never get the credit I deserve

 

[Jotch]

Someone poached your joke.
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Brevity is the sole of wit and all.

I think this was independently developed. Since despite what some people desperately want you to think, these things are common sense.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Sharing a screenshot I took of an amusing headline during the storms in Scootland (no video).


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Edit: added article and archive

 

[gibbslets]

Are these people AI generated?

They were generated by natural stupidity

 

[Runch]

A glorious trans freakout, if you were feeling happy and want to cultivate a little hate in your heart:

Some possible context from the comments:

Ok, according to friends in MN. Republicans currently hold a 67/66 lead in the house. There is a special election that will likely bring Ds and Rs to 67/67. The Ds are mad because they’ve had control forever in MN. The Problem with doing the special election is the legislative session must be opened first and held 3 weeks from opening date. The Ds don’t want to open the session because the Rs have control and will elect a speaker. If I’ve got any details wrong please let me know.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

In one of the superchats last Friday someone mentioned @TETRABAX getting some necrotic wound and you hadn't heard of it.

There's more about it in the OP of the genchat thread, under the drop-down spoiler "Tetrabax Pores Liquid Nitrogen on Himself. Alleged Raiding and Paralyzation (NSFW)"

edit: Also in "Help @TETRABAX with his abdomen hole"

Apparently he gave himself a nasty, deep burn pouring liquid nitrogen on himself, and is experiencing severe health problems from his chronic drug use- specifically, vitamin B12 deficiency from nitrous oxide abuse. (As an aside, it is a popular misconception that nitrous oxide gets you high by essentially suffocating you, but this is not the case- it messes directly with certain receptors in the brain.)

 

[Jotch]

In one of the superchats last Friday someone mentioned @TETRABAX getting some necrotic wound and you hadn't heard of it.

There's more about it in the OP of the genchat thread, under the drop-down spoiler "Tetrabax Pores Liquid Nitrogen on Himself. Alleged Raiding and Paralyzation (NSFW)"

Apparently he gave himself a severe cold burn pouring liquid nitrogen on himself, and is experiencing severe health problems from his chronic drug use- specifically, vitamin B12 deficiency from nitrous oxide abuse. (As an aside, it is a popular misconception that nitrous oxide gets you high by essentially suffocating you, but this is not the case- it messes directly with certain receptors in the brain.)

LN2 does not give cold burns like that by just pouring it on your skin. It boils off violently like water in a blazing hot pan and barely cools the surface. Something has to hold it there for a long time. The trail above the scab is more realistic to flowing LN2, but that must have been a deliberately sustained flow. IE if it were an accident this would not have been nearly as severe of an injury.
This almost looks like he passed out drunk onto a small pool of LN2 on the floor.
Also, N2O is odorless and is a asphyxiant, it does have chemical effects, but breathing in the pure stuff not carefully mixed with oxygen by an anesthesiologist is still just suffocating yourself, whether or not that is what causes the high.

Edit:
Actually, the scab is perfectly at the edge of his gut from the photo taken from above, so that might have been an actual drop. Either way he must have either been handling LN2 shirtless and poured it there for a long time, or it somehow got absorbed into his shirt and he just never took it off after that.
I still sustain that this could not have happened if he wasn't cooked out of his mind on something or it was done on purpose.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Also, N2O is odorless and is a asphyxiant, it does have chemical effects, but breathing in the pure stuff not carefully mixed with oxygen by an anesthesiologist is still just suffocating yourself, whether or not that is what causes the high.

It's good fam. It was Galaxy Gas™

 

[Jotch]

It's good fam. It was Galaxy Gas™
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That's a good point, how could something that comes in so many flavors be harmful?

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

That's a good point, how could something that comes in so many flavors be harmful?

Walmart wouldn't sell it to kids if it was dangerous.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

In one of the superchats last Friday someone mentioned @TETRABAX getting some necrotic wound and you hadn't heard of it.

There's more about it in the OP of the genchat thread, under the drop-down spoiler "Tetrabax Pores Liquid Nitrogen on Himself. Alleged Raiding and Paralyzation (NSFW)"

Apparently he gave himself a nasty, deep burn pouring liquid nitrogen on himself, and is experiencing severe health problems from his chronic drug use- specifically, vitamin B12 deficiency from nitrous oxide abuse. (As an aside, it is a popular misconception that nitrous oxide gets you high by essentially suffocating you, but this is not the case- it messes directly with certain receptors in the brain.)

That necrosis is wild. Dude apparently also paralysed himself by huffing nitrous?

N20 interferes with the metabolism of vit.B12, so you become deficient. Vit.B12 is required for the maintenence of the myelin sheath around the brain and spinal cord and without it, damage can occur. If it's to the dorsal horn of the spinal cord it will affect mobility.
In cases I've read about they've been able to treat with vit.B12 injections and the patients got their mobility back - as long as they sought medical help in time.
I really hope that madlad has actually gone to a hospital.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

[Cancellation Nightmare]

My reaction to that information:

 

[Drama Fan]

https://x.com/aaronsibarium/status/1883682575056834854

Oregon apparently has set up a hotline for hurt feelings. You can snitch on your neighbors for "bias incidents" and they will pat you on the ass and tell you you're a victim while documenting your neighbor as an official bad boy

This is a reporter calling the number to report his neighbor for aggravated flag hanging

 

[The Backwards Man]

I was rewatching the MATI episode where Josh was reading the UK narc chatlines and I was dying of laughter.
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The "sexual emergency" one was the best out of all of them

 

[Fields Of Rye]

I have once again been point blank shot in the sides by the term "DDOS Retarding" after forgetting it was a thing. I will be suing for the extensive damages to my ribcage.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I have a pretty high success rate at canceling services by calling their number, jamming 0 until I talk to a person and immediately start hollering about how pissed I am and that I'm going to do a charge back if they don't cancel it NOW NOW NOW.

sir this is a Wendy's.

 

[des Pudels Kern]

I still sustain that this could not have happened if he wasn't cooked out of his mind on something or it was done on purpose.

I could have sworn he said in chat that he fell asleep all drugged out shirtless with the door open in freezing temperatures. This liquid nitrogen lore is new to me. But he is also apparently paralyzed and in the hospital for a few months while also under arrest for making meth, or something equally retarded. RIP in pepperoni Tetrabax. He even lost all of his jewels, and silver hoard.

 

[Computer God Autism]

Jersh's xitter thread about the Antioch shooter was shown as part of a segment of Sargon of Akkad/Carl Benjamin's Podcast of the Lotus Eaters, which is definitely another sign that the needle is shifting on the Farm's mainstream acceptability.

 

[Killing and Eating People]

If you liked the Joe Rogan appearance you should watch this one. It's not too much of a retread, he goes more into the ABSOLUTE STATE of the government and censorship.

He has a interesting take on the H1B thing since according to himself he's the only person from rural wisconsin in big tech.

Many of the great inventions like the television and airplane came from rural farmers in modern day "trump country" then it just kind of stopped. His answer is that affirmative action destroyed it and excluded them for being white, and so is unbelievably indefensibly shit that its actually doing the same thing to asian, jewish and black people now.

The massive social engineering program by leftists to desperately try and recreate a kind of medieval feudal system with a massive peasant class of serfs ruled over by a class of retarded inbred elites and curly haired black women is one of the biggest reasons why I hate them.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Are these people AI generated?

No...
They're indian, saar.

A glorious trans freakout, if you were feeling happy and want to cultivate a little hate in your heart:

I like how like the majority of the crowd is like dead silent and awkwardly standing around wearing covid masks for some reason save for the morbidly obese screaming troon with poser gangster tattoos. The tiny cheap megaphone that's doing fucking nothing to increase the volume really emphasizes just how much mass is going on here.
EDIT: watched more of it, they start incessantly chanting in the background... oops.