💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Jobama said:
So this guy doesn't have a thread here yet but he's someone I've been mildly interested in for a little while. Meet Harold Davis AKA Agent Wolf.
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He is an armed guard, bounty hunter, and a veteran with multiple deployments. Photos of him get spread around Reddit and 4chan for basically being real life Blade. There's a great short video of him showing off all of weapons while these guys hype him up. The black guys in this video has some hilarious lines as well.
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Bro, this shit's nuts.
SWU interviewed a dad who is trying to save his son from being trooned out by the crazy mom and the state of California.
It's fucking terrifying, but I would recommend this video it's real shit.
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I'm going through this right now. @Null highly recommend covering this, I can give a summary if you'd like.

So far
  • Mother and school workers schemed to chemically castrate one of his sons at age 8
  • Court corruption, setting up impossible to follow instructions such as a gag order to not do podcasts, not write in newspapers, etc. violating 1A rights
  • In a deposition of one of the "experts" for one of his cases, he asked her one question--"What is your medical justification for amputating healthy body parts from children?" Her answer: "If they cause psychological distress they're not healthy body parts."
  • Apparently Republicans were also in on the trans thing? He said even in Texas, Republicans were trying to block him.
  • Mother was able to go to California thanks to the corrupt courts, basically just moved it to a more "friendly" judge

I'm not even half way through and those are some of the crazy points I've heard him talk about.
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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I’m very biased here because he’s a personal cow of mine. I will also say this guy is political at times but he is so fucking illiterate when it comes to politics that both left- and right-leaning viewers will laugh. Mat Brunet/AniMat is a cartoon reviewer and podcaster. Imagine a fusion of Mr. Enter, MovieBob, and Linkara. Something about him that might catch your eye is that he got briefly noticed by Rekieta during Weeb Wars. I did an OP rewrite on him:

 
nelly98 said:
I'm going through this right now. @Null highly recommend covering this, I can give a summary if you'd like.

So far
  • Mother and school workers schemed to chemically castrate one of his sons at age 8
  • Court corruption, setting up impossible to follow instructions such as a gag order to not do podcasts, not write in newspapers, etc. violating 1A rights
  • In a deposition of one of the "experts" for one of his cases, he asked her one question--"What is your medical justification for amputating healthy body parts from children?" Her answer: "If they cause psychological distress they're not healthy body parts."
  • Apparently Republicans were also in on the trans thing? He said even in Texas, Republicans were trying to block him.
  • Mother was able to go to California thanks to the corrupt courts, basically just moved it to a more "friendly" judge

I'm not even half way through and those are some of the crazy points I've heard him talk about.
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All I'm saying is that I'm pretty sure this dude has a final, final solution in mind if he can't save his son legally.
He gives me that vibe and I get it bro, it's all fucked.
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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Steve Dawson/Conehead. He's a 50 year old retarded British coomer who keeps stalking a British adult talk show where you can call in and talk to porn stars.
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He has a whole house full of porn and jugs full of suspicious fluid (there's a nine minute long tour video, but that might be too long):

He crossdresses, sings and dances:

And gets trolled by people like Mr. Nick Gurr:

He's an incredibly simple cow, if you just want short clips of someone acting like a retard.
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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You've mentioned him in passing, but Daniel Micay is the schizo head of GrapheneOS who constantly goes on unhinged rants whenever he decides that people are harassers, Kiwi Farmers, or Kiwi Farms harassers.
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There is a lot more content but I don't want to fill this post up too much.
 
Markass the Worst said:
You've mentioned him in passing, but Daniel Micay is the schizo head of GrapheneOS who constantly goes on unhinged rants whenever he decides that people are harassers, Kiwi Farmers, or Kiwi Farms harassers.

There is a lot more content but I don't want to fill this post up too much.
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I've heard this name, I think he had an episode with Louis Rossmann. Crazy shit.
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edit: here's an attempt for a video summary:


full video at Rumble:
 
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Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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Tony Khan - if Vince McMahon was a literal manchild who got his money from his dad.
Granted the OP for him needs to be re-written at some point, as it's hard to understand him fully, without being a pro-wrasling autist.

I'd like to include Wayne Lambright, but he's quite milquetoast rn and his livestreams are currently boring as hell.
 
The Hard Tard AKA Colton Wood would be good for a short MATI segment. He has a dead thread here on the farms from a few years back.
Long and short of it is that he is a retarded sovcit/first amendment auditor that lives on a boat in cali and gets trolled a lot. he calls the police multiple times a day to the point where even when things to happen to him they dont respond.

Okay here are good videos:

Troll calls him and uses his nigger name so he threatens to murder children attending church

Him merging a troll phonecall with a 911 operator.

Bonus screen grabs of some of the troll texts he gets
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You have to talk about Bathrobe Dwane man, dude is basically Florida man if he was a trihard streamer. He would send Ice Poseidon and other streamers videos of his dick.

Showing his mom said dick videos.

Having a mod of his cry to him after getting banned.

Accidentally saying it on stream.



And probably his most infamous moment, going to this site to get the personal info of some troll who ddosed him and he ends up getting doxxed in the thread himself.
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Another guy that I think you should talk about is Cory Anotado from Buzzerblog, this fatass Filipino dude who's obsessed with Game Shows and lost to the Jeopardy troon, and when he's not crying on Bluesky about whatever's pissing him off and threatening to beat up people over swastika belts, he's chasing troons behind his wife's back.
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The other people on the Buzzerblog website are similar to Cory, with his homosexual business partner Alex Davis pulling Jussie Smollett-like stunts to gain sympathy and then deleting them.
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Hey @Null, tomorrow is Greek Independence Day. I don't know if you remember this video from last year that was shared on MATI where you were featured on a Greek livestream, but when it was initially shared it wasn't translated so you couldn't understand it. I did eventually make a translation. Maybe you can feature it on the stream perhaps

Also for a person of interest, remember @Dansburst Studios? The brony who made the video defending animal rape and zoophilia? Remember how you mentioned in that segment you heard he was making a response to his Kiwi Farms thread and you jokingly encouraged him to make it? He actually made a 35 minute video where he went over his thread and "deboonked" it. It's archived in the OP locally and on PreserveTube because he DFEd in December after he got phonebooked. The story of how he got phonebooked is pretty funny too.

YouTube Reupload of Dansburst's Kiwi Farms response video:
 
I second Colton lochman for a look, or possibly gflashex.

Colton : a tranny whom is an extremely autistic tugboat neet who transitioned because they got rejected by a goth girl and openly calls themselves a sociopath / sperged for over 200 pages of their own thread saying "I'm not a man" a hundred times. Halald because he tried doxing a friend for not dealing with his BS, backfired horribly. Rare tranny who supports trump purely because he hates mexicans (his words, not mine)

Gflashex : autistic neet loli enthusiast who halald himself by coming on kiwi farms to laugh about someone "transphobic" getting suspended on twitter, had their main username for KF username, leading to a SWIFT phonebooking, exposing more videos than we can count, him advocating for loli, being heavily vtuber ajacent, mistaking japanese little girls for sex dolls, ect. He's had less activity in his thread recently but that thread is still something else.

To my knowledge neither has ever been mentioned in mati to any capacity, but both are ripe to look at.
 
Hooked on phobics said:
Gflashex : autistic neet loli enthusiast who halald himself by coming on kiwi farms to laugh about someone "transphobic" getting suspended on twitter, had their main username for KF username, leading to a SWIFT phonebooking, exposing more videos than we can count, him advocating for loli, being heavily vtuber ajacent, mistaking japanese little girls for sex dolls, ect. He's had less activity in his thread recently but that thread is still something else.
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At least share the Gordoverse chart if you're going to suggest Gflashex:
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Talk about Tamers12345.


He's been continuing Sonic Underground, a godawful cartoon that ran for a single season, for well over a decade. On the surface, it seems like it's all incredibly childish fart and poop humor. It is, but it's also fucking hilarious, and genuinely more entertaining than 99% of what comes out these days. Fair warning, lately he's been doing unhinged MLP stuff, but I can't really fault the guy for it, given that the bronies have pumped up his patreon to the point of a real job salary.
 
As suggested by a forum friend, @Monostar Leatherknuckles / Frank Ferox is a Dagonrompasperg that's more sympathetic unlike most cows. He's your typical weird for the sake of weird kind of cow and he wants to make a manga for Shonen Jump that's named Red Mist. Red Mist is your typical Peter Pan Syndrome Manga where it stars a self insert character going through typical Anime-style hijinks. A lot about what makes Frank an interesting cow is that his manga has been in development for YEARS and no official volumes have been made. There was a leak from an artist named Daejun Lee who revealed Frank essentially uses his friends as free labor to create his manga, how he pays people in gift cards, and how he has no actual foundation for his magna to even semi-take off. He's famously known for coming to the forum advertising his manga, getting his public information known, and went on a spergout that hasn't been witnessed in a very long time. His thread regulars are not only people from the original thread but also people in the artcow community, the burgeoning halal community that has been gaining traction since last year, and even a couple of users has described Frank as a "breathe of fresh air" when it comes to Lolcows.

Here's a link if you're interested.
 
Mound Dweller said:
The Halal cows need some love, Margaret Pless is a still active old favourite that's currently fucked off for lent so now is a good time for a gestalt (Her peak has to be the ass eating).
Zoey (bathub glass)/Lunar Eclipse Paradox (the kill list)/Coltroon Lochmann (where to even begin?) all deserve to have the light of the eye of Sauron shone upon them, they're all tough guys who can only benefit from being bumped and you can easily summarize them by just skimming over their OPs media section.
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My nigga you have to link the bathtub video!


Suggesting her as well. Her hurricane livestream from October could work too, but it's not as funny as the bathtub glass

 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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The man is a basket case, the best way I can explain who he is is through the thread's intro that was made a while back with a few additions for clarity:
Colton is an attic inhabiting autistic soft core porn producer, parody music video maker, drag and foot fetish enthusiast slowly turning himself gay, and man who for the past 6 years has been stalked by an obsessed pedophile with a demon-sona.
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He even comes packaged with the black face DLC:
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I gave up on it as I was hoping for a horror show and he didn't deliver as highly as I'd like, but others might find him somewhat entertaining.

All of these videos will explain who he is, 1 is his obsession with drag, and the rest, are his attempts at mocking celebrities that haven't been relevant in decades, as he is mentally around ~13 - just roll the dice and pick whichever you think you'll find more entertaining:
 
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