✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[The Ugly One]

She couldn't; In addition to what other kiwis have said about how maturity didn't sell, she's very afraid of aging because aging means getting closer to death.
It's why her next album had her looking like a birthday boy with that stupid cowboy hat, and her antics kissing Britney Spears...

Kylie Minogue is eons better.

From Wikipedia:

Upon its release, Ray of Light topped the official charts of 17 countries.[2] It broken the record as Warner Music Group's album with most shipments before release at 2.5 million units worldwide (excluding the US figures), before beging suprassed by Madonna's own next album Music.[84] Ultimately the album managed to sell 3 million copies in five days.[85] With over 16 million copies,[86][87] Ray of Light is one of the best-selling albums by women.

Madonna was very good-looking 40 when Ray of Light came out. A 40-year-old woman can be desirable to wealthy, accomplished men (she married Guy Ritchie, who was ten years her junior, at this time--huge red flag), and an aspirational object for younger women. The problem is, you can't pause aging at 40. You just keep getting older...and older...and older. Madonna probably could have handled being 40 forever, but she never wanted to be an old person. The breakdown was about 10 years later, when Madonna was in her early 50s, and desperately trying not to become an old lady.

 

[Dovahshit]

Watched the music video for Bad Girls earlier. It's insane just how far she's fallen.

never watched it, just did,

it was good, she looked the best i have seen,
she fell harder than lucifer when he got yeeted from above

 

[No. 7 cat]

They should ask this old woman about the time she met Queen Victoria's great-great-grandparents.

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[Anteros]

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Like.... Madge! What audience is this for? It's not even remotely similar to what the youngsters are posting on Instagram so I don't think I can even say she's trying to be cool with the kids or whatever.

Has she always been this lame??

 

[Dovahshit]

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''check yourself before you wreck yourself'' please, take your own advice

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

I was not prepared for that gentleman’s crotch shot at the end. Thanks a lot, grandma.

 

[Snack Cracker]

These keep looking like life alert advertisements, it’s not sexy Madge if it looks like you’ve fallen and can’t get back up.

 

[Elysian]

If anyone‘s in need of eye bleach or any more examples of female pop stars that have aged better than Madonna, Sophie Ellis Bextor is still so pretty it physically hurts my soul.

2002:

2017:

 

[formerfatcow]

She's posting like she's doing a performance at NYC Pride on June 23, but I can't find anything from NYC Pride confirming that. You'd think if she was there'd be more publicity around it.

Spoiler: pride posts

 

[Meriasek]

If anyone‘s in need of eye bleach or any more examples of female pop stars that have aged better than Madonna, Sophie Ellis Bextor is still so pretty it physically hurts my soul.

2002:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r72Sbmj2OrM
2017:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-F8mEQsXVkQ

Dunno how she does it, but she wears those subtle wrinkles well. Maybe it's the facial expressions.
It also helps that the music isn't shite.

/edit: Ok, she's only 37 there, somehow thought she'd be older.

 

[Dovahshit]

Dunno how she does it, but she wears those subtle wrinkles well. Maybe it's the facial expressions.
It also helps that the music isn't shite.

/edit: Ok, she's only 37 there, somehow thought she'd be older.

it also helps she carries herself with dignity
doesnt matter how old or young you look, have no dignity, you look like shit regardless of age.

she looks very nice

 

[formerfatcow]

Madonna attended Britney Spears' wedding on Thursday and they recreated their famous kiss.

Spoiler: IG post

It's bad when you take a picture with Donatella Versace and she looks more human than you.

 

[Elysian]

i showed u my centipede vagene
pls respond

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Madonna attended Britney Spears' wedding on Thursday and they recreated their famous kiss.
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Spoiler: IG post

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It's bad when you take a picture with Donatella Versace and she looks more human than you.

Rating this feels because god damn I have a soft spot for Britney. Make fun of me as necessary.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Rating this feels because god damn I have a soft spot for Britney. Make fun of me as necessary.

You’re not alone, I do too. To me Britney comes across as a really nice gal who has been taken advantage of by so many people she trusted (and should have been able to trust). Call me a faggot but I do wish her well and hope that she’s happy going forward.

 

[Ita Mori]

Madonna is just a slightly more beloved Marilyn Manson at this point.

 

[Tombigbee]

How sad Britney appears to have no real friends. And the hot piece boyfriend (now husband) is likely a gold digger. Britney is beautiful of course but pretty clearly has major mental health issues.

 

[GENERAL MAO]

How sad Britney appears to have no real friends. And the hot piece boyfriend (now husband) is likely a gold digger. Britney is beautiful of course but pretty clearly has major mental health issues.

yeah she a fucking retard she's like celeb milking stone

 

[Anteros]

How sad Britney appears to have no real friends. And the hot piece boyfriend (now husband) is likely a gold digger. Britney is beautiful of course but pretty clearly has major mental health issues.

I kinda feel sorry for Britney too. If that picture is anything to go by, the closest thing she has to a social circle are fellow celebrities who just hang out with each other for clout.

I just realized I'm being all "boo hoo rich person has it so bad" but I can't exactly be unsympathetic especially considering the way Britney's life has been going since 2008, conservatorship et al. I also recently rewatched her carpool karaoke video and she said she wanted more children, so after that I googled "Britney Spears pregnant" and found out she miscarried not too long ago.

She's kind of an anti-Madonna in the sense that her "tee hee" permissive persona and public image were entirely manufactured and she more or less cracked at the pressure (2008 breakdown), whereas Madonna is more or less a genuine narcissist and someone who's hardly a "victim" of show biz (as a more sympathetic observer might label Britney) but, if anything, its boss villain.

Like Jesus. How can anyone make Donatella Versace look tolerable in comparison? I hate to say it but Madge has done it again