✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Triggered Fivehead said:
She's a fool. She should have gone for a mature, real look and made another album like Ray of Light. Instead she once again is acting like she's a 25 year old pop tart. Her new look and songs are pure garbage. It's a shame really.
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I wish more musicians would "mature" along with their music.

Why I have such respect for Bowie: he never pretended like he was a twink alien past his prime and went out with dignity.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
Imagine being arrogant enough to think you're worthy of meeting and condescendingly speaking to the leader of the largest religion in the world. The pope wouldn't give a shit what some leathery old whore has to say.
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Right? She’s so presumptuous. Get out of your bubble of yes men and money, Madge. Don’t tell god’s literal representative on earth what YOU think God would want him to believe, you vacuous slag.
 
AbraCadaver said:
Right? She’s so presumptuous. Get out of your bubble of yes men and money, Madge. Don’t tell god’s literal representative on earth what YOU think God would want him to believe, you vacuous slag.
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If she had made herself famous through international humanitarian efforts, like Audrey Hepburn did, maybe the Pope will grant her a hearing. Religion, just like business, is about brand image.

But the brand image of Madonna is an ill-tempered slut, who uses making a new album as the excuse to indulge in young fresh meat.
 
Nekochan420 said:
This exactly! And dispite her being largely a memory of the 80's for a lot of people, shes has a steady career, and has loyal fans. She is ALWAYS on tours.
These days, Madonna chimes in something people brace themselves for the inevitable fuck up, cos she doesn't have to care about shit, and money don't make you sane.
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She's also behind Kinky Boots, which I think is faggy as fuck, but I'm glad it was a success for her
 
I think that Madonna falling off in popularity during the 90s fucked her up. Around that time Janet Jackson was doing similar things like Madonna, but in a way that wasn't completely trashy. Janet had very sexually charged music videos which included excellent choreography. She had both men and women screaming over her...something that Madonna desperately wanted but couldn't quite accomplish.
 
Saffronette said:
I think that Madonna falling off in popularity during the 90s fucked her up. Around that time Janet Jackson was doing similar things like Madonna, but in a way that wasn't completely trashy. Janet had very sexually charged music videos which included excellent choreography. She had both men and women screaming over her...something that Madonna desperately wanted but couldn't quite accomplish.
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IMO, it was when she pretended to be Bri’ish that was the beginning of the end. Janet Jackson and Madonna were able to coexist for over a decade, probably because Madonna’s crappy albums were still outselling Janet’s.
 
AbraCadaver said:
Right? She’s so presumptuous. Get out of your bubble of yes men and money, Madge. Don’t tell god’s literal representative on earth what YOU think God would want him to believe, you vacuous slag.
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She's one of the richest people in show business, but still one of her brothers died as a homeless bum some years ago is a homeless bum. Some of the hundreds of millions she has could perhaps have been used to help him instead of going to the cult she's in?

edit: I was sure I read somewhere he died, but whatever.
 
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Positron said:
Is their feud really real? I always thought it was manufactured by record companies.

Anyway, they've long gone on separate directions and each got more or less what she wants. Madonna got more wealth than 10 Third-World countries combined; Cyndi Lauper got respect.
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Cyndi Lauper kept singing when a bird crapped in her mouth on stage once. She gets respect just for that-- I can only imagine the fucking resolve required not to throw up in that situation.
 
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To be honest Madonna wasn't that dead in the late 90s, she was coasting off her notoriety and even the nadir of Frozen was semi-popular and critics liked it (it's a fine new age warbler). She had a mini-renaissance with Music before she finally ran out of credit in the 00s and stopped being valid in any way. As she got more desperate, she became trashier and trashier the more she lost touch with what was relevant.
 
Bani said:
Cyndi Lauper kept singing when a bird crapped in her mouth on stage once. She gets respect just for that-- I can only the fucking resolve required not to throw up in that situation.
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Cyndi was always the better vocalist and more professional, but she didn't do as well and I can only assume it's because she wasn't willing to literally whore herself out. I'm not throwing shade a Madge for doing what she had to do or whatever would get her attention, but she certainly didn't get where she did on sheer talent.
 
So I guess Madge found out that everyone born post 1977 thinks she's a lil washed up now
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haters f off :mad:
Your fear of what I represent is palpable
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Mmm no, mostly we are just waiting for you to just be rich and fade into quiet obscurity and hopefully stop embarrassing yourself/your children more than you already are.
 
Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown said:
So I guess Madge found out that everyone born post 1977 thinks she's a lil washed up now
cringe
haters f off :mad:


Mmm no, mostly we are just waiting for you to just be rich and fade into quiet obscurity and hopefully stop embarrassing yourself/your children more than you already are.
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Does she still think she represents rebellious womanhood and youth?

She looks like someone’s drunken auntie in that vid. Christ Madge, you’re a mess.

Dunno what was worse, her “english” accent or “brooklyn” accent in that vid. One part utter cringe and one part random cursing. People saying “she’s just having a laugh with her crew!” don’t realize what having a laugh looks like. There are funny and relatable celebrities who have actual fun with their crew. This is just a cringe-faced crew laughing along to humor a rich aging pop star who is always told everything she does is great.
 
Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown said:
Your fear of what I represent is palpable
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Well to be honest everyone is afraid of getting old and dying... It's even scarier to see Madonna and think anyone can also possibly become an elderly person with no awareness of reality, struggling to come to grasp with their own failings :heart-empty:

Imagine creating a character called Madame X in 2019, or putting a "(laugh out loud)" explanation on social media. My terror is palpable indeed!
 
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