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who is the REAL lolcow?

  • Wizards of the Coast

    Votes: 41 57.7%
  • Jeremy

    Votes: 27 38.0%
  • The Professor

    Votes: 20 28.2%
  • Wedge

    Votes: 19 26.8%
  • MTG Lion

    Votes: 14 19.7%
  • The Cosplayer

    Votes: 27 38.0%
  • Rudy

    Votes: 10 14.1%
  • KillThemCrackasBabies

    Votes: 30 42.3%
  • CrunkLord420

    Votes: 15 21.1%

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I mean I'm just curious as to how everyone here, completely filled in on "lolcows", had been watching at the same person this entire time. From the beginning he was totally about the wreck the SJWs, then that didn't happen, so he was gonna just troll the company! Then that didn't happen... b-but it's ok, because even if he's a dipshit, he's making other people flip out just as bad, so it balances out! ... then that didn't work out like you said it would.... Dude was a disaster from the start and most of you hitched your wagon to him anyway.

I'm a big boy, I'm not gonna get upset all of you are pretending you weren't ever on board with fattyboy and his faggoty little crusade, but I will say I've surprised myself being about to successfully predict to A-Log somebody who, apparently through sheer bad luck, ended up being an enormous dipshit who keeps fucking up and embarassing himself in front of nearly everyone he attempts to buddy up to. Just like I said he was going.

Good job, me!
 
I mean I'm just curious as to how everyone here, completely filled in on "lolcows", had been watching at the same person this entire time. From the beginning he was totally about the wreck the SJWs, then that didn't happen, so he was gonna just troll the company! Then that didn't happen... b-but it's ok, because even if he's a dipshit, he's making other people flip out just as bad, so it balances out! ... then that didn't work out like you said it would.... Dude was a disaster from the start and most of you hitched your wagon to him anyway.

I'm a big boy, I'm not gonna get upset all of you are pretending you weren't ever on board with fattyboy and his faggoty little crusade, but I will say I've surprised myself being about to successfully predict to A-Log somebody who, apparently through sheer bad luck, ended up being an enormous dipshit who keeps fucking up and embarassing himself in front of nearly everyone he attempts to buddy up to. Just like I said he was going.

Good job, me!
You're taking those backhanded compliments way too personally dude, it's not surprising there are people busting your balls on a website for cyberbully stalker nazis. Just keep doing your thing.
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I mean I'm just curious as to how everyone here, completely filled in on "lolcows", had been watching at the same person this entire time. From the beginning he was totally about the wreck the SJWs, then that didn't happen, so he was gonna just troll the company! Then that didn't happen... b-but it's ok, because even if he's a dipshit, he's making other people flip out just as bad, so it balances out! ... then that didn't work out like you said it would.... Dude was a disaster from the start and most of you hitched your wagon to him anyway.

I'm a big boy, I'm not gonna get upset all of you are pretending you weren't ever on board with fattyboy and his faggoty little crusade, but I will say I've surprised myself being about to successfully predict to A-Log somebody who, apparently through sheer bad luck, ended up being an enormous dipshit who keeps fucking up and embarassing himself in front of nearly everyone he attempts to buddy up to. Just like I said he was going.

Good job, me!
Like OwO said, It's because you're clearly taking it way too personally for some reason, not to mention you slipping up previously and mentioning that you got blocked by Jeremy, which invariably means that you were sending some form of mean tweets his way.

Like I said previously, I never played, nor will ever play the card game itself, it's just not my thing. We are merely content to watch what happens and discuss spergs sperging out on other spergs. I personally don't care what happens to Jeremy, Magic or anyone or anything else involved in this thing, What happened here is that things became funny (at times) in a way we all didn't anticipate (I am still laughing about Thot Patroller btw).

Jeremy's constant attempts to become somebody online can eventually make him thread-worthy, but he isn't funny enough for that to happen now.
 
Like OwO said, It's because you're clearly taking it way too personally for some reason, not to mention you slipping up previously and mentioning that you got blocked by Jeremy, which invariably means that you were sending some form of mean tweets his way.

Like I said previously, I never played, nor will ever play the card game itself, it's just not my thing. We are merely content to watch what happens and discuss spergs sperging out on other spergs. I personally don't care what happens to Jeremy, Magic or anyone or anything else involved in this thing, What happened here is that things became funny (at times) in a way we all didn't anticipate (I am still laughing about Thot Patroller btw).

Jeremy's constant attempts to become somebody online can eventually make him thread-worthy, but he isn't funny enough for that to happen now.

"You're clearly obsessed, you tweeted at him and everything!"

Yeah no, at the start of the thread a handful of you are quite serious about this "SJWs are pushing the white nerds from their historical hobbies!" thing and that's what it was always about. The dude's been a cow from the beginning but because he was sperging about shit you believed in, it was ok.

Homeboy's got a fat Dramatica page and is constantly dogged on /pol/ whenever he tries to pretend he's a fan of himself. Even that Reddit board he as using as his home base is pretty evenly split on whether or not he's a fag now. The dude's either been a clown from the get-go, or once again I just happened to choose a guy to obsessively hound that just happened to have his entire body of work blow up in his face. And you didn't see that coming?

The entire thing started with "Guys seriously, I'm pretty sure I can make the rounds on Fox News and really start a huge cultural event here...", guess which one I'm thinking it was.
 
Homeboy's got a fat Dramatica page and is constantly dogged on /pol/ whenever he tries to pretend he's a fan of himself.

His page is maintained by only one person (which is interesting in it's own right, as most wikis have multiple contributors) only covers the banning and subsequent pedophile shit, and honestly isn't written that well.

If he's a lolcow, there's obviously shit that he did to lead up to this asshatery...like...the tweets and videos of him supposedly harassing Sprankle (The actual thing that started this)?
 
Oh ok cool, so as of now we're still not 100% sure yet eh?
My uncertainty isn't that he's not the right kind of person to be a lolcow, but that he's just not funny enough to be one. A community shitstorm was required to propel him to entertaining status; without it he seems to just be mumbling to himself about perceived enemies.

The card game community itself, on the other hand, should be amply full of enough spergs to keep a steady stream of content. If someone's willing to keep an eye on them, I think they could farm enough to keep a community thread going.
 
I was watching Rudy and another video about MTG repacks started playing. Because repacks are controversial he had an opening disclaimer, including pointing a finger at "SJWs". When asked about it he specifically references Jeremy.

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PS. the concept of repacks is fascinating and retarded at the same time
 
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Back when I was a kid and Magic was young, there was a local game store that was selling shrink wrapped bulk packs of cards. Even when I was a teenaged moron, I was not dumb enough to buy them because it was obvious that the store was not dumb enough to stick a super valuable card that it could sell on its own into these packs.
 
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Back when I was a kid and Magic was young, there was a local game store that was selling shrink wrapped bulk packs of cards. Even when I was a teenaged moron, I was not dumb enough to buy them because it was obvious that the store was not dumb enough to stick a super valuable card that it could sell on its own into these packs.

WotC actually does this every set as "Deck Builder's Toolkit" packages. Each of the new kits have 85 pre-selected (shit) cards, 40 random (also shit cards), 4 booster pack (which could be okay I guess) 100 land cards, and a guide book on how to build decks.

The older ones are more expensive, but the new ones run for about $18
 
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IMO this entire thread should get merged into a community watch thread. EVERYBODY involved in the MTG drama has partial lolcow status in my book, and I say this as someone who follows and likes Jeremy and the Prof. I gotta say, its pretty funny when you think about it. Rudy, who has invested literally millions of dollars in cardboard, would be considered the eccentric in any other reality. But instead, he becomes a millionaire and the other big MTG youtubers are constantly brawling over literally every issue in the game.

Man, I really, really love magic but the community in it is somehow worse than any of the other games I have played.

The TF2 community is based around a game that is about as autistic as a FPS can get, yet is filled with level headed people (or at least it was back when i played 2011-2015ish). Over the ten years of the game, the community has never had a real scandal. Nobody ever asks about your political leanings, gamergate never really touched it, and just about anywhere you will end up playing only cares about the game. CSGO is a game that is about as close to Valve's attempt at scooping up the CoD kids as possible. In spite of its target audience, the mutliple pros caught cheating, and even legal issues with third party sites around gambling, you can still play a game or participate on a forum without anyone bugging you about what your "views" are on any of the drama. Any time anybody takes up issue with you in that game, its almost always about the game itself, whether they are right or wrong. "Why the FUCK did you go B?" Even the fucking minecraft community is less divided than magic, and it is by all means a cesspool.

In Magic there is no where you can go to not have to deal with everybody's visceral reaction to the drama. In my area at least, there is the "sjw" lgs and the "edgelord" lgs. What happened over time is the SJW joint started chasing out its non-SJW members through forced identity politics. Most of these people that got ran off got pretty polarized against liberals because of it, and they started flooding the good LGS. For the longest time, nobody over at the good LGS gave a fuck about identity politics. This changed when the other store practically deported a decent chunk of their audience over. Many of the people who got chased out started out not giving a fuck about identity politics, but they eventually got polarized because of the way they where treated. Their polarization eventually began to polarize other people at the good LGS as horror stories where shared, and after a while the "edgelord" crowd began to be over represented there. Fortunately, its still fairly diverse in terms of options for the most part, but there do exist people there that will pounce on you should you align left with anything.
 
Unrelated to Jeremy there's this interesting mini-drama going on.
 
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IMO this entire thread should get merged into a community watch thread. EVERYBODY involved in the MTG drama has partial lolcow status in my book, and I say this as someone who follows and likes Jeremy and the Prof. I gotta say, its pretty funny when you think about it. Rudy, who has invested literally millions of dollars in cardboard, would be considered the eccentric in any other reality. But instead, he becomes a millionaire and the other big MTG youtubers are constantly brawling over literally every issue in the game.

Man, I really, really love magic but the community in it is somehow worse than any of the other games I have played.

The TF2 community is based around a game that is about as autistic as a FPS can get, yet is filled with level headed people (or at least it was back when i played 2011-2015ish). Over the ten years of the game, the community has never had a real scandal. Nobody ever asks about your political leanings, gamergate never really touched it, and just about anywhere you will end up playing only cares about the game. CSGO is a game that is about as close to Valve's attempt at scooping up the CoD kids as possible. In spite of its target audience, the mutliple pros caught cheating, and even legal issues with third party sites around gambling, you can still play a game or participate on a forum without anyone bugging you about what your "views" are on any of the drama. Any time anybody takes up issue with you in that game, its almost always about the game itself, whether they are right or wrong. "Why the FUCK did you go B?" Even the fucking minecraft community is less divided than magic, and it is by all means a cesspool.

In Magic there is no where you can go to not have to deal with everybody's visceral reaction to the drama. In my area at least, there is the "sjw" lgs and the "edgelord" lgs. What happened over time is the SJW joint started chasing out its non-SJW members through forced identity politics. Most of these people that got ran off got pretty polarized against liberals because of it, and they started flooding the good LGS. For the longest time, nobody over at the good LGS gave a fuck about identity politics. This changed when the other store practically deported a decent chunk of their audience over. Many of the people who got chased out started out not giving a fuck about identity politics, but they eventually got polarized because of the way they where treated. Their polarization eventually began to polarize other people at the good LGS as horror stories where shared, and after a while the "edgelord" crowd began to be over represented there. Fortunately, its still fairly diverse in terms of options for the most part, but there do exist people there that will pounce on you should you align left with anything.
I’m so glad I got out when I did,
cause the players and game are utter garbage now. You’re spot on with your (deep) analysis.
 
MTGLION's videos have been posted earlier in this salt thread, he's about to get banned like
Jeremy. People are spinning this as a reaction to Jeremy getting his relatively small refund, not sure if there's any basis in truth to that. Seems extra pitifully spiteful of WoTC if true though, punishment by association.

https://twitter.com/mtglion/status/968307133312888833 (https://archive.fo/ehDCq)
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https://twitter.com/mtglion/status/968311217000501253 (https://archive.fo/Ng9EV)
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In my experience of listening to MTGLION throughout this drama is that he's a pretty nice guy who avoids directly attacking people at a personal level. That said he's involved in the culture war and in Jeremy's corner. MTGLION is an Asian dude who is about the ecchi-life.
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Apparently a splinter subreddit has formed: https://www.reddit.com/r/freemagic/
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It should be noted that MTG Purple was giving condolences to MTGLION on twitter over this, so if they're targeting wrongthinkers it'd make sense he's next. I don't think MTG can do anything to Rudy.

Bonus content for @KillThemCrackasBabies where someone is critical of Jeremy
 
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I vote we rename the thread to "KillThemCrackasBabies", they are much more interesting than MtG.

Co-signed! Why here's some more EPIC SALT for ya here...

any of you ever notice how any time Jeremy nabs one of these big wins, it's always in private and he totally can't talk about it because big things are happening? What a weird contrast between that and how he seems to embarrass himself and get dragged by everyone he comes in contact with in public.

And the fact that when I posted the Metokur fight, everyone who thought he's a totally cool dude suddenly had little interest in defending him and instead switched discussion to "M-maybe this doesn't need a thread after all...". That was, of course, before his MAJOR VICTORY that he can't really go into deail about or show any proof of. Because BIG THINGS are happening, obviously!

But more to the point yes, I recommend you make the thread about me, as I cannot deny pointing out and mocking the fat kids increasingly blatant obvious lying is where the real lulz are.
 
Co-signed! Why here's some more EPIC SALT for ya here...

any of you ever notice how any time Jeremy nabs one of these big wins, it's always in private and he totally can't talk about it because big things are happening? What a weird contrast between that and how he seems to embarrass himself and get dragged by everyone he comes in contact with in public.

And the fact that when I posted the Metokur fight, everyone who thought he's a totally cool dude suddenly had little interest in defending him and instead switched discussion to "M-maybe this doesn't need a thread after all...". That was, of course, before his MAJOR VICTORY that he can't really go into deail about or show any proof of. Because BIG THINGS are happening, obviously!

But more to the point yes, I recommend you make the thread about me, as I cannot deny pointing out and mocking the fat kids increasingly blatant obvious lying is where the real lulz are.
There is no pro-Jeremy conspiracy. Thread description calls him a neckbeard and I've called him an unsympathetic cringy wannabe-Sargon sperg. Your Metokur video was funny, but it came off as more WWE wrestling rather than a real dragging of Jeremy.
 
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