Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[ActualKiwi]

Would you like to come home for some chicken 'n' grits?

 

[polonium]

I will literally fuck you until you're a cripple

 

[ActualKiwi]

I will literally fuck you until you're a cripple

Kind of hard when I Apparently have no legs or arms. But I'll help you blow your stash of nuts

 

[Lipitor]

Hey, grab your ankles real quick.

 

[MalWart]

I've taken some lipitor just now...

 

[Ntwadumela]

I want to cat your dog

 

[MalWart]

I'll show you why the ladies call me Simba.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Is there room on that moustache for one bored kiwi?

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

Well, is there room on that beak?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Share some Kimchi with me

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

It's spicy and hot, just like you.

 

[darkstar0854]

Let's just see how everlasting your faggotery is.....

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

Do you have something else big and black?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let me give you belly rubs

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

Wanna be my puppy boo?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Can I feel your spotlight?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want you to be my waifu.

 

[Somar]

don't worry I'll make sure the jungle is mighty and quiet so you can sleep tonight

 

[MalWart]

There's something else you can suck on...

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

Nice neckbeard.