Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[MalWart]

You'll be lovin' deez nuts.

 

[ActualKiwi]

You can leave your hat on..

 

[lolwut]

I've got something for you to spin on...

 

[MalWart]

Wanna see my pear?

 

[RIck Sanchez]

I'll put my fondue in your sniz

 

[SP 199]

Wanna visit the bonezone?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let's drink together

 

[MasterDisaster]

I'll make you feel the love tonight.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'll make America great again when I'm done with you

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

Does this rag smell like chlorofom

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

This is Officer Nasty to arrest you for attempted rape. Or we could make this a bout of consensual sex and all charges are dropped, your choice.

 

[ActualKiwi]

This is Officer Nasty to arrest you for attempted rape. Or we could make this a bout of consensual sex and all charges are dropped, your choice.

Let me add some more white to that outfit...

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Eh up love. Wanna see the white eared elephant?

*turns pockets inside out and drops flies*

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Are you ginger...everywhere?

 

[MalWart]

My mustache isn't the only thing that's ginger...

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

Hey baby, nice wart.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Eh up love. Do you like jewelry?

Yes?

Well you can suck me cock, it's a gem!

 

[DV 259]

Were those red boots made for knockin’? Wanna find out?

 

[Funnybone]

come to my WOMB... bat...

 

[MalWart]

Can I give you a funny bone?