Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[glass_houses]

I can make you make a funny sound.

 

[cypocryphy]

I'd like to throw my stones into your glass house.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

You got something else big, baby? Jesus.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

It's been awhile since I've eaten Korean, it's about time I fix that.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'll stomp around Tokyo with you.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the looooooooooooooooove toniiiiiiiiiiight?

 

[glass_houses]

Whether fruit or fowl, you still look delicious.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I hope I can find a mistletoe in that greenhouse.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

I always heard that Muslims carried bombs, but the only bomb I see here is that bomb-ass dick.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

you're hot, can we fuck?

 

[Keerakh]

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

I’m a dick to you when I should be giving dick to you.

 

[Rokko]

I’m a dick to you when I should be giving dick to you.

If I asked you to go on a date with me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

Eyy baby want some fuck?

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'll make this little piggy go "uh uh uh" all the way home.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

Don't red heads usually have red "heads"?

 

[ActualKiwi]

Guess i got caught in your trap....oh no, what will you do..?

 

[DV 259]

Guess i got caught in your trap....oh no, what will you do..?

Kiwis are known for their long beaks. I'd like to see if something else of yours is long.

 

[lolwut]

You know what rhymes with wombat? Rape.

 

[SpacePanther]

Lol wut do you mean you won't have sex with me?