Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Overcast]

I can totally understand what you're saying. You wanna bone right?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Your ear fetish is... Impeccable!

 

[Ido]

Let's count to 69

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

If you actually shower and lose some weight I might not be overly embarrassed to be around you.

 

[Ido]

Let's shower together then!

 

[Overcast]

Hey gurl, I like lizards too. You wanna see my Komodo Dragon?

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm gonna put a spring in your step

 

[Tardevoir]

Can YOU feel the love tonight?

 

[Patchouli]

Bby I know just the moves to make you FAINT.

 

[A Hotdog]

Hey boo, Did you know your name is also a toehoe?

 

[Pina Colada]

My pussy's "poring" with juices right now.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Something's getting poked, and it's not your shining stars.

 

[drain]

Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let's go slay Normie Fucks together

 

[NQ 952]

Glug glug chug chug let's jerk off into a mug

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I'm a big movie star in Japan, you can be my costar if you want

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let's make hentai together

 

[NQ 952]

3 way hentai

 

[MalWart]

For once you'll have something other than goat cheese.

 

[JU 199]

Let me touch you in inappropriate places