Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Coconut Gun]

I'll suck your dick under your desk.

 

[jewelry investor]

What else can you offer during your career at this company?

 

[Red Hood]

So what's a fella gotta do to get this job?

 

[TheClorax]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
if I were to shoot up the school,
I’d do it with you.

 

[HY 140]

you're EXTRA THICC

 

[0 0]

Hey baby, you turn my floppy disk into a flash memory integrated USB peer to peer interface that I hope you will allow to bypass your security firewall protocols.

 

[OpenBASED]

You get my rotors going, how about a helicoper ride?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

If you wanted to, you could make it so that I take a hot steaming shit on your chest!

 

[fortunecookie]

You want some of this big boy

Spoiler

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Are you girl?????

 

[Wesley Willis]

I wouldn't fuck you with Rosie O'Donnell's dick.

 

[Reynard]

Let's rock and roll McDonalds all night long, baby!

 

[UnKillFill]

I'm down to yiff.

 

[TheClorax]

Wanna dine on Turtle Soup?

 

[UnKillFill]

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung @TheClorax into the future, where my evil is law... Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is @UnKillFill

 

[A Welsh Cake]

How about I call you Daddy instead of uncle.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I'd eat out your cake

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I'll fuck your jewish cunt

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Want to eat my ass, you sexy cunt?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

I'll make Dennis Falk's fantasies seem vanilla after I'm through with you.