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[Sperglord Dante]

Inhalation Hazard Phil Haskins-Delicci Claims To Be Attacked Ny Wolves, Fails To See Irony Of It

 

[Hanamura]

Phil Makes Up Story About Gatekeeper Doctors Who Won't Cut His Nuts Off, Threatens Suicide

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Communist Phil Revises Street Sign Designs While Freezing Under A Bridge

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

All This Autistic, Deranged Person Seems To Do Is Indirectly Interact With KiwiFarms Via Their FaceBook Account

hxax Isabel qué tal putx

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Phil kills himself after ADF subforum closes, reopens in his honor

 

[Adamska]

Potatoman Caught Eating Taco Bell, Still Claims is Vegan
Womanbeater Gets Ass Kicked by Real Latina, Cries Opression

 

[Randy Lahey]

Morbidly obese autistic smelly Phil accidentally drops backpack of autism drawings in harbour, has to take a bath to retrieve it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Phil tries to join Latino gang, gang believes they are target of practical joke, shoot Phil on general principals.

 

[chimpburgers]

Morbidly obese Phil rapes Jordan and sticks his nuts up his mouth and blames the patriarchy

 

[GetShrekt]

Jew-Hating Phil Pledges Allegiance to ISIS; Makes Appointment to Change Hispanic Commie Tattoos to Extremist Muslim Tattoos

 

[Abethedemon]

Fat, Foetid, Odious, Odorous, Pungent, Pugnacious Phil Threatens Suicide, Much to Everyone's Surprise.

 

[Krieger]

The human embodiment of Suicide threatens to Ahuviya himself, everyone on high alert.

 

[skaytec]

Womyn-child hobo joins HAES, porky collapses because of eating many blocks of cheese and ginger-root.

 

[OtterParty]

Phil Post Mortem. Where Do We Go From There On Out?

 

[Adamska]

Hambeast Phil Pretends he Had Surgery (For Reals), Still Can't Ride Bike

 

[Meatman]

Phil finally goes all the way, commits mass murder in shopping mall before shooting off his dick and eating it

 

[Abethedemon]

Philthy cis-manchild has ginger factory shoved up his sweaty, throbbing, butthole.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

C.I.S. White Male Phil Is Banned From Whole Foods, Still Thinks Himself Better Than Christine Weston Chandler.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Autistic Grinch Phil tries to steal Christmas, shits pants instead.

 

[Zorceror44]

One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater Phil bites own dick off, regrets decision almost immediately.