Malfoid

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I still find it somewhat funny that she’s got the same name as the Romanian AK pistol that a certain group is very obsessed with.
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“Draco get to kickin' like Liu Kang”
 
So Shad is getting gangbanged on Friday Night Tights over Malfoid. Grifters, women and minorities are laughing at him.
Is it ogre?
FNT stopped being good years ago and everyone on it is retarded.



McGonagall on her way to topple Mossadeggeh in Tehran. 1953, colorized.
 
I kinda feel like all this Rambo Mcgonagall stuff is losing the plot. I might be reading this totally wrong but it feels sort of performatively anti-anime
Not, it's sincerely anti-trannime.
Also, AGP "chudcannon" Ron is fannon now. Sorry, not sorry.
Still out on the whole silence of the lambs angle, it's juicy though... lots of potential. Maybe some bait and switch thing were ron wasn't doing it himself, but got tangled up in it, because of his "tendencies" and is now obsessed with redeeming himself.
The wizarding world will be grimdark military and hard crime crossover fiction and you will like it.
I feel like some helping of Junji ito can't go wrong though, imma start cooking...
 
Seamus Finnigan joins the IRA might be funny since he can only make explosions. Have like a one shot of putting on a red balaclava and snapes broom just explodes. Funny little gag.
 
Seamus Finnigan joins the IRA might be funny since he can only make explosions. Have like a one shot of putting on a red balaclava and snapes broom just explodes. Funny little gag.
He invents the new killing curse

"Avada Pipebombya"

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If Ron is actively pushing for Harry to impregnate Malfoid to continue to the Potter(Thus Gryffindor line) then that means Krum inherits the Wesker memes right?

Hermoine : "Krum...Ron is being a stupid..I want you to take me to the dance"
Krum : "Fine...but I only have 7 Minutes to dance with you"
 
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(No, I'm not caught up, I just had a thought and I think others have pointed it out, so clock me late if so.)

I fucking remember the Harry Potter shipping wars, they got nasty before Deathly Hallows destroyed the minds of Harry/Hermione fangirls everywhere. Nobody could agree on who Harry should end up with, but it was near-universal that Ginny was an incorrect choice. It just rubbed a lot of readers wrong for Harry to date and marry his best friend's little sister (even though that's not uncommon irl), but mainly it was because the two of them just... had no chemistry together. Even Cho Chang could've worked better as a couple dynamic had Rowling handled it better, but at the same time, it made sense for Harry's first true crush to not go over well, and not because she was older than him or was a chink girl (this casual racism existed in the fandom back then).

If Malfoid had existed as intended, I wonder how bad the shipping wars would've actually been. I think at best, you'd just get a love triangle scuffle between her and Hermione, although it is interesting Harry apparently always saw Hermione as like a sister when there was chemistry that suggested otherwise. Though what if Ron had struggled with finding Malfoid hot even though she was vitriolic towards Hermione being a mudblood? There could've been some interesting conflicts between friends in that regard, in which perhaps Harry's broody outbursts in Order of the Phoenix would've not been seen as narmy and be a combination of him hitting puberty (realizing he was finding himself attracted to someone like Malfoid, whose dad is a Death Eater), and still processing Cedric Diggory's death. He'd be practically at an impasse at that point in his life that he'd need to brute-force his way out of, which could be what led up to his Sectumsempra confrontation with Malfoid in Half-Blood Prince.

Wait, this is supposed to be me contemplating about how the shipping wars would've gone, not the narrative. I suppose this would suggest that Harry's rivalry with Malfoid would've worked so much better than what we ended up getting. I always wondered why it is Harry couldn't reach across the aisle to Draco more when the two of them were constantly always crossing paths and keeping a growing rift between them seemed OOC for what Harry would later come to represent.

I guess that's what Malfoid here looks to me, a hopeless romantic foid: it's just a glimpse of a "What if?" universe that could've existed, and it wouldn't have felt out-of-place in 2000s children's media. This could've been a big turning point in iconic couple dynamics, like, Harry/Malfoid could've been huge. However, I am not denying that this is a correlation of the male loneliness yearning for a good woman and the nostalgia of our school years of innocent first loves that has been taken away from the younger generation, which is why I find it fascinating we're seeing this surge of male fans (or new fans) coming out about it after years of being beaten down by the female fans and troons. I think the guys deserve to feel this level of happiness and have the power to gatekeep the perverts from something they enjoy, and I hope it inspires them to go out and find a girl they can love and protect as much as they do with Malfoid.
 
Been catching up with this
My pwrsonal favorite thing is the exact second everyone remembers ching ching exists and universal consensus is chonese spy
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find the subplots the best my pwrsonal favorite that I haven't seen much here yet is
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Not, it's sincerely anti-trannime.
Also, AGP "chudcannon" Ron is fannon now. Sorry, not sorry.
Still out on the whole silence of the lambs angle, it's juicy though... lots of potential. Maybe some bait and switch thing were ron wasn't doing it himself, but got tangled up in it, because of his "tendencies" and is now obsessed with redeeming himself.
The wizarding world will be grimdark military and hard crime crossover fiction and you will like it.
I feel like some helping of Junji ito can't go wrong though, imma start cooking...
Idk, it just feels like people not getting the appeal. I think we can enjoy the inherent right-wing nature of a happy straight romance without having to cram in every single chud fantasy we have into some kind of “mythos” like it’s Fromsoft or some shit. A lot of it seems to be coming from people that have no interest in Harry Potter as a work, either, which sort of bums me out because it was very important to young me and my love of literature and worldbuilding.
 
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