Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[WelperHelper99]

I can imagine that a condition of his bond is that he has no access to the internet, but my belief is that he will fuck that up immediately after getting his hands on anything connected to the internet.

Oh most likely, he's a addict plain and simple, even if he has to drag his PS3 out of storage, he's getting back online

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

You bailed him out, didn't you Jersh?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

No fucking way, OK ETA till he makes first contact?

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Its time for revenge.
Step one: Kill Null.

that would make a badass film. when he gets his classic outfit and medallion back and puts it on enter the sandman should start playing.

 

[BradCarter]

The Ralphamale wins again. Null better start drilling holes in hard drives. Chris is gonna be on the killstream explaining how Josh forced him to make sweet love to Barb.

 

[Meat Pickle]

What is the likelihood that a condition of release/bond is that he has to stay off the internet if he is unsupervised?

Unlikely, if not impossible. Even sex offenders who committed their crimes online are constitutionally protected from a total internet ban. There is also the fact that Chris didn't use the internet to commit his crime.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Somebody get Chris on IP2 with Andy Dick

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Is he too late for Bronycon?

 

[2ndBest]

No fucking way, OK ETA till he makes first contact?

Give it a few hours.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

The merge is on. He has risen. Judas Connor Moon your days are numbered.

 

[DoomSayer]

Just yesterday I was in a friends car, who has a young kid. So there's always a good amount of toys and stuff in there. Looking down on the passenger side floor I saw a plastic cube puzzle. I picked it up and turned it and there was a sonic image on it that reminded me of chris. how could it not? I stared at it for maybe a minute or more as my mind was flooded with a montage of memories until they noticed and asked what the hell I was doing.

Me: have you ever heard of chris chan?
Friend: No, whos that?
Me: Long story, you dont really want to know.
Friend: Ok...
Me: Can I have this?
Friend: lol sure

It was a sign

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Why does he look like Beetlejuice?

Daylight come and me want to go home....

 

[MysticKnight]

If there really is a condition to stay off the (i)nternet, then it will be similar to Hackers 1995. But who will be Angelina Jolie? *cue Halcyon by Orbital.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

"This guy raped his mother....oh, he's a schizophrenic retarded tranny? Oh, fuck it, let him out. He's one of the protected class."
Gotta love the justice system letting someone like this out on bond lol.
Guaranteed he goes back to the hoard-house and ends up back in the slammer...for another few months, then rinse & repeat.
Hopefully he was bonded out just to get transferred to a retard facility.

 

[Helvetia]

chris can technically go to cwcville because it's in virginia

 

[Red_Cap]

And people say calorie deficit diets don't work. It's amazing what happens when you don't have the ability to eating like a garbage disposal.

 

[The Wokest]

Can he still make it to the brony convention?

 

[Imperial Citizen]

He is risen!

 

[millais]

He can't keep getting away with it!

 

[Black Spruce]

Can they do that? His crime didn't have anything to actually do with the Internet. I don't know if they can legally prevent him from making an ass out of himself.

His internet fame is why he was denied bail/bond to begin with. For his own protection. They might tell him to stay off the internet so they can keep it on the down low for his own protection. Not like that stops us autists from taking notice.