Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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He had his phone when he got arrested so a group home having a computer isn’t really that relevant. Either he is intentionally laying low (which is a surprising amount of self control for him) or he can’t access his phone and just hop on a wifi network somewhere. I think he’s in some form of controlled MH treatment.
 
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This is unacceptable.

I have waited faithfully for my Lord's return.

Where the fuck is he?

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Ah, there he is
 
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JackoVerde said:
it's weird how group homes dont have computers and smart phones.
give a tard a computer and you won't have to tard wrangle them as much.
they'll wrangle themselves for several hours a day giving tard wranglers a needed break.
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i imagine they dont wanna let one of em loose on the world wide web
after all, Chris is evidence of it

maybe just set up some kinda parental system on a cheap old machine where they can only play minecraft and access youtube kids to watch episodes of my little pony
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
This is unacceptable.

I have waited faithfully for my Lord's return.

Where the fuck is he?
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Heading straight to the publishers to get his new testament into production.

In reality I don't think we're hearing from Chris for a while. Group homes apparently can just be like jail-lite, where he doesn't have access to the internet and isn't able to leave freely. I guess Chris could start writing letters again though.
 
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JackoVerde said:
it's weird how group homes dont have computers and smart phones.
give a tard a computer and you won't have to tard wrangle them as much.
they'll wrangle themselves for several hours a day giving tard wranglers a needed break.
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Most of my clients have smart phones via county mental health grants so they do have net access via them. There is a short waiting list ususally for it and they do not have large data plans.

Hell one of my clients just got an iphone 13 via the program completely for free because that was all they had available.
 
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Ophelia said:
What if he was only writing to Praetor because P was the only one he wanted to write to? It’s speculation that someone was forcing him to not write.
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I didn't think anyone was forcing him not to write, I just thought Kengle's betrayal put him off writing to anyone else. Also someone probably told him that all his letters were being posted online, disobeying his instructions in the letters. Getting out of jail might get him back to writing more, might have to wait for someone to find his location so weens can start sending him letters again.
 
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FromaCorvairSix said:
Glenn Beck just mentioned Chris' release on his radio show. I'll clip it later when the podcast drops this afternoon. What a time to be alive.
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I can hear wikipedia moving the notability goalposts.

Joe Cool said:
Give a tard a computer and you're also going to have to spend time cleaning it when shit and/or cum is inevitably smeared across the keys.
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The shit tards are in the hospital, not group homes.
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
I can't imagine there's a group home that doesn't have at least one communal computer, and since Chris wasn't in jail for naughty pictures of underaged children or otherwise causing problems there's no reason why he can't access the Internet....and even if Chris is now officially one of the nation's homeless, any public library is going to let him use the Internet.
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Maybe but other people have to use it for job searches, doctor websites, and other actual real purposes. I can see him sperging out and going full hedgehog if they kick him off it because he's doing nothing but sperging out online for hours.
Trigger Me Timbers said:
A computer would just cause in fighting because people would have to fight for time on it and a half way houses have absolutely zero obligation to provide people with an Internet connection.
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A halfway house is meant to reintroduce you to society and there's no way you can do that without getting your paperwork in order with various government agencies that mainly operate online, filling out job applications, getting their gibs, and other stuff you have to do to get back.

If they don't have that they're basically a snakepit that only turns out homeless people.

I'd bet they'd have a signup sheet for blocks of time and strictly enforce it though.

Prisons routinely have problems because of their communal phones, too, but they have to have them. You can't just leave people with no way to contact their lawyers.
 
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