Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[JT Marlin]

but there is the chance they accidentally turned it off and he would still need to turn it back on.

I expect his lawyer to be handling this.

 

[The handsome tard]

When there is no more cringe in prison....the Chandler...shall walk the Earth

 

[repentance]

So... Chris Chans finally out and free.

We don't know that for sure and it's likely that Chris's public defender will try to minimise the information outsiders can confirm about what's going on.

 

[AnOminous]

It's probably to some halfway house, but not one in the corrections system. His case still says Active and the date for his August hearing is still there, so most likely, this is the probation period to see what Chris will do, but still in a medical setting where if he fucks up, it's to big boy prison.

I hope he gets raped and murdered by a pack of feral retards.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

By who?

God I hope it's Ralph.

 

[Dylan]

Barb better get her bussy battered

 

[Real Mayun]

He's probably in a place where he gets electric shocks up north and chemical shocks down south.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I give it two weeks. Heads straight back to Barb, screams incoherently about soul bonding, cops come, runs outside into the woods, caught in thirty minutes and proceeds yell nonstop that he was just getting his stuff for his new halfway home while being loaded in.

Returns to jail. Writes a letter how he is Jesus and must suffer for sins of humanity. Farts nonstop and gets beaten up by a large Mexican man.

 

[Drkinferno72]

Y’all better hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo grandmas

 

[Alcalino9000]

I give it two weeks. Heads straight back to Barb, screams incoherently about soul bonding, cops come, runs outside into the woods, caught in thirty minutes and proceeds yell nonstop that he was just getting his stuff for his new halfway home while being loaded in.

Returns to jail. Writes a letter how he is Jesus and must suffer for sins of humanity. Farts nonstop and gets beaten up by a large Mexican man.

ah yes, my people making the contribution to their country, throwing the bullshit where it deserves.

 

[Archeopthryx]

My theory is that Ian Joomha did this to replace Froggy Fresh as a last minute boxer. Prison has hardened Christine. He is now out for bussy.

 

[Ophelia]

As far as we know, the order to stay away from Barb expired over a year ago. One would think staying away would be a condition of getting out on bond, of course.

Update: apparently he was booted by court order, not bonded out.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Can he still make it to the brony convention?

oddly enough to those who asked, So long as there's no court order keeping him in Virginia and assuming he's not in a group home that wont let him leave without permission. There's really nothing barring him from attending any conventions. He was released without having to register as a sex offender so....really all that's preventing him is the aforementioned limits and of course whatever con he tries to buy a ticket for denying him one and blacklisting him from attending.



Now if he has been sent to a group home, chances are the first day was spent giving him a tour, showing him the grounds, and laying down the rules and obligations. the first few days they'll let him rest up but after that he's gotta start doing something. Wether its garbage or dishes or laundry and oh boy is he gonna hate that. And of course no internet his first few days. Not till they can be sure he wont abuse it, and even then it might be monitored and limited like in a school setting.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

How do you know?

I am pretty sure that can only happen if you're convicted, so he'd be making some sweet jail bank

 

[Lindy64]

Frankly I don't think Chris will live more than a few years after this, if he's lucky. I dunno, it's just a feeling I have, I'm not trying to fedpost or anything.
If incest & jail was the beginning of the end, this might be the end of the end (Is that how this metaphor works?)

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Mike Janke paid it off to absolve as penance for his daughter's misdeed

 

[FunPosting101]

Barb better get her bussy battered

She's already had her bussy battered. It's how this whole mess started.

 

[Trailer Moon]

I am pretty sure that can only happen if you're convicted, so he'd be making some sweet jail bank

I think if you're in for over 30 days you can't collect because you're living on the jails dime.

Edited to add that I am stupid and wrong, but also surprised that you can collect awaiting trial.

 

[Broseph]

Returns to jail. Writes a letter how he is Jesus and must suffer for sins of humanity. Farts nonstop and gets beaten up by a large Mexican niggo.

FTFY

 

[Hogar Grupal]

oddly enough to those who asked, So long as there's no court order keeping him in Virginia and assuming he's not in a group home that wont let him leave without permission. There's really nothing barring him from attending any conventions. He was released without having to register as a sex offender so....really all that's preventing him is the aforementioned limits and of course whatever con he tries to buy a ticket for denying him one and blacklisting him from attending.

Even if some of those conventions aren't aware of it, expect weens to make it difficult for Chris, like the TMG incident. While not on the registry, they will make it known that Chris is a sexual deviant, and it will be only a matter of time before we see another hedgehog defense mode.

Now if he has been sent to a group home, chances are the first day was spent giving him a tour, showing him the grounds, and laying down the rules and obligations. the first few days they'll let him rest up but after that he's gotta start doing something. Wether its garbage or dishes or laundry and oh boy is he gonna hate that. And of course no internet his first few days. Not till they can be sure he wont abuse it, and even then it might be monitored and limited like in a school setting.

The group home is being a better parent than Chris's own parents. I'm certain, just like 14 BLC, Chris will try to hoard his room, the staff will say "nope", then they'll witness the tard raging.