Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[#1 Misogynist]

Has Chris posted anything to social media yet? I haven't seen anything on twitter or youtube, but I know he's got multiple accounts on both.

 

[Sorlock]

I hope he finds out about them, somehow gets all of his shit from Branchland Court stored in one, then inevitably stops (or forgets about) paying the monthly fee on it.

Could you imagine the episode of Storage Wars where a bunch of boomers stumble upon Chris’s hoard? How much are they going to bid on the unit?

Weens would bid on it and give it back to Chris.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

I just noticed this but what's going on with his baby arm?

Muscular atrophy from being sedentary 24/7

 

[Mouse Cop]

Forgive my ignorance but do we know the status of 14 BC? Is Barb still living there? Is his old room intact? Seems to me that if Barb has anyone at all in her life who cares they would clean out the belongings of the person who took advantage of her dementia to repeatedly rape her on a bi-weekly basis.

As far as the property records go, Barb is still listed as owner (along with Bob in fact) and the RE taxes have been paid up through the second half of 2022. So somebody is paying the taxes on the house at the very least.

The last things posted on the CWCki were that Barbara had been in a car accident which resulted in a concussion, and that some unknown friend or family member was taking care of her. Someone swung by the house and took pictures of the outside. The trash bins indicated that whoever was staying with and helping take care of Barbara was throwing out a lot of junk. The yard had been cleared out of most of the litter, and interestingly, there was a big box of one of Chris's toys by the trash cans. If I recall correctly it was an expensive Transformer toy. The person taking the photos did not get close enough to determine if the toy was in the box or if the box was empty, but I think Chris would probably be upset even by the loss of just the box.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

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“One ticket for Barbie please.”

Little does Chris know that ride was closed for wood mites.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The last things posted on the CWCki were that Barbara had been in a car accident which resulted in a concussion, and that some unknown friend or family member was taking care of her. Someone swung by the house and took pictures of the outside. The trash bins indicated that whoever was staying with and helping take care of Barbara was throwing out a lot of junk. The yard had been cleared out of most of the litter, and interestingly, there was a big box of one of Chris's toys by the trash cans. If I recall correctly it was an expensive Transformer toy. The person taking the photos did not get close enough to determine if the toy was in the box or if the box was empty, but I think Chris would probably be upset even by the loss of just the box.

Well all the same I doubt he's going to be allowed to go back. A shame they didn't try selling the toys, could have made money, but that's besides the point. He'll probably end up at a halfway house.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Muscular atrophy from being sedentary 24/7

I thought that too but the other arm is normal.

 

[Morally Reprehensive]

If he’s being transferred to a group home from here, he’s likely to have minimal phone time. Group homes run for the mentally ill tend to not let you use the internet or cameras for other residents safety and privacy. He might get group outings to a public library where he can access a library computer for an hour or so for postings, but other than that, if this is the group home route, things might be slow.

 

[Papa_garp]

What do Chris chan and male cats have in common? A barbed penis

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Kill Chris. Behead Chris. Roundhouse kick Chris into the concrete. Slam dunk Chris into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Sonichus. Defecate in a Sonichu's food. Launch Chris into the sun. Stir fry Chris in a wok. Toss Sonichus into a active volcanoes. Urinate into a Sonichu's gas tank. Judo throw Chris into a wood chipper. Twist Chris's heads off. Report Chris to the IRS. Karate chop Chris in half. Curb stomp pregnant Barbras. Trap Chris in quicksand. Crush Chris in the trash compactor. Liquefy Chris in a vat of acid. Eat Chris. Dissect Chris. Exterminate Chris in the gas chamber. Stomp Sonichu skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Chris in the oven. Lobotomize Chris. Mandatory abortions for Barbra. Grind Sonichu fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Chris in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Chris with a ray gun. Kick old Sonichus down the stairs. Feed Chris to alligators. Slice Chris with a katana.

You tried being funny, how'd that work out for you?

 

[TVB]

Kill Chris. Behead Chris. Roundhouse kick Chris into the concrete. Slam dunk Chris into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Sonichus. Defecate in a Sonichu's food. Launch Chris into the sun. Stir fry Chris in a wok. Toss Sonichus into a active volcanoes. Urinate into a Sonichu's gas tank. Judo throw Chris into a wood chipper. Twist Chris's heads off. Report Chris to the IRS. Karate chop Chris in half. Curb stomp pregnant Barbras. Trap Chris in quicksand. Crush Chris in the trash compactor. Liquefy Chris in a vat of acid. Eat Chris. Dissect Chris. Exterminate Chris in the gas chamber. Stomp Sonichu skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Chris in the oven. Lobotomize Chris. Mandatory abortions for Barbra. Grind Sonichu fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Chris in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Chris with a ray gun. Kick old Sonichus down the stairs. Feed Chris to alligators. Slice Chris with a katana.

And with that out of the way

 

[BustinBiden]

Kill Chris. Behead Chris. Roundhouse kick Chris into the concrete. Slam dunk Chris into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Sonichus. Defecate in a Sonichu's food. Launch Chris into the sun. Stir fry Chris in a wok. Toss Sonichus into a active volcanoes. Urinate into a Sonichu's gas tank. Judo throw Chris into a wood chipper. Twist Chris's heads off. Report Chris to the IRS. Karate chop Chris in half. Curb stomp pregnant Barbras. Trap Chris in quicksand. Crush Chris in the trash compactor. Liquefy Chris in a vat of acid. Eat Chris. Dissect Chris. Exterminate Chris in the gas chamber. Stomp Sonichu skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Chris in the oven. Lobotomize Chris. Mandatory abortions for Barbra. Grind Sonichu fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Chris in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Chris with a ray gun. Kick old Sonichus down the stairs. Feed Chris to alligators. Slice Chris with a katana.

 

[A Grey Cat]

why is the green county court hiding chris so hard.
snitches for the mob are less hidden than he is.

Because they still have memories of guntzilla and other assorted weens running amuck and disturbing what little peace the county had left. Keeping his whereabouts in the dark is the only thing keeping them away...for now I await the reddiotor who drives out to the group home and ask if Chris is there.

In response to limiting internet access if Chris is in a group home — long term care (nursing) homes, at least in Canada but I assume similar in the US — often don't have internet access period and each resident is expected to pay for their own. Group homes could be the same deal. Assuming Chris's internet access isn't limited by the court, it's entirely possible that he just straight up doesn't have internet where he is and would be expected to deal with getting it himself, which probably wouldn't happen overnight.

I mean he should have at least gotten am Obama freebie phone if he wasn't under orders of sone kind to stay offline by now.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

 

[ExploringKiwiFarms]

How long do you all reckon until we get an update from the horse's mouth? A few hours? 12 hours? 24 hours? A few days? A few weeks? Take your bets lads, I'm curious to see who will be right

within a week from release

 

[PhoBingas]

Though they kept him caged up for almost 2 years, so there is probably some weight to the charges I suspect that this point, and some forensic analysis indeed did find something. So for the first time in his life he is toeing the line, because he probably now realizes the possibility that things can get hell of a lot worse if he doesn’t play by the rules. Despite his Jesus mumbo jumbo narcissism, he probably realizes that he doesn’t have the power in this situation.

From my understanding of things, the only reason Chris spent almost 2 years in jail is because his lawyer and the state couldn't figure out alternative arrangements for him. This is pure conjecture but it really does look like a spots opened up somewhere so they've plopped Chris there to wait out the rest of his trial.

 

[ExploringKiwiFarms]

Given his inactivity, it's likely that he was brought into a group home. One of such facilities actually contacted the prison. They are apparently a non profit that offer mentally ill group homes. Maybe Chris was brought there.

What’s the name of this facility?

 

[Blasterman]

What’s the name of this facility?

>4 posts
>immediately asks for name of Chris's facility

 

[PhoBingas]

Has Chris posted anything to social media yet? I haven't seen anything on twitter or youtube, but I know he's got multiple accounts on both.

He may have to get access to his accounts back. IIRC shortly after he went to jail his youtube and his twitter were hacked by weens.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

It's quite possible that a condition of parole is to stay off social media.
Plenty of precedent.