Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

Who posted bail?


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wherever it may be, somewhere out there, someone spotted chris chan and we simply havent discovered it yet
Chris-chan has become a true cryptid, an unconfirmed entity that everyone claims to know shit about while no one really does. Soon we'll be getting hoaxes that claim to be plaster casts of his shitty sneaker tracks found behind video game retail outlets.
 
Fucking Christ I pray this thread gets locked soon.
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It seems improbable they'd make health information public, so I'd guess nothing? Probably just close his file.
thats a good question tho, and i would think they'd bring up stuff like that

these files are typically watched by many people, anything from journalists to victims keeping tabs on the person who harmed them or their family
itd be pretty strange to just open the file and see it end with "thats all folks!" like its nothing, i assume they'd have to mention that the prisoner is no longer on this side of reality
 
Chris-chan has become a true cryptid, an unconfirmed entity that everyone claims to know shit about while no one really does. Soon we'll be getting hoaxes that claim to be plaster casts of his shitty sneaker tracks found behind video game retail outlets.
So what you're saying is he's evolving into yet another form - the chansquatch? Only instead of stalking the woods and mountains of the pacific northwest he stalks the blue ridge mountains, the ruins of his former holy temple and on cold foggy autumn nights his autistic anguished crying roar can be heard echoing outside of game and lego stores, ever searching for his boyfriend free mate and barb
 
It’s necessary for people who know him. I don’t think any judge would go through his entire history and make an intelligent judgment. I feel like he’s gonna slip through the cracks due to the fact the current judges don’t understand the internet
Pretty sure the judge was well provided with Chris lore by Heilberg and that's why he remained confined for so long. Nobody officially involved in this shitshow wants Tucker Carlson running a Chris-chan update segment highlighting the institutions of the State failing to keep this liturully motherfucking tard wrangled. Down the road Chris could fall through the cracks but not for a little while at least
 
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Don't they accept volunteers?
Just don't do that. Just: no.

Pretty sure the judge was well provided with Chris lore by Heilberg and that's why he remained confined for so long.
Judge just watched full comprehensive history on jewtube. Twice.

Chris was gonna Chris. But apparently the judicial system has been able to bottle him up for a couple of years.
If we didn't hear about new activity of Chrissy on the internetz I will agree with you. But I think he just didn't go into net because practicall reasons.
 
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