Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Elämällä on väliä]

We have no idea what was in that box. People use boxes for random trash all the time.

It will be funny if in that box was lego, and transformers was landfilled in lego boxes.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

this thread is moving so fast and so pointlessly that ive given up keeping track on it

eventually when a happening happenings and Chris ascends to godhood or shoots up a local home, im gonna be out of the loop cause it's buried beneath layers of nothing

 

[anti SJW]

NO. It isn't. We've gone over this over and over and fucking over and over and over and fucking over some more.

From the actual federal government site about this shit:

https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10133.pdf

How fucking difficult is it to understand the three words IF YOU'RE CONVICTED after they've been posted hundreds of goddamn times.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If you hire a PI or a you go to Chris's group home to shout julay or some shit, you deserve to have a thread featured on KF.

I actually became retarded just so I could get sent to Chris' group home.

Yeah, became. Because I wasn't before. I really wasn't.

 

[AnOminous]

The money goes to her, she pays the mortgage. This is why Chris was arrested for taking "his money" out of Barb's account.

She's not his payee. She has no right to steal his money to pay for the mortgage on a house where he'll never live again for the rest of his life.

 

[Monkey Pink]

this thread is moving so fast and so pointlessly that ive given up keeping track on it

eventually when a happening happenings and Chris ascends to godhood or shoots up a local home, im gonna be out of the loop cause it's buried beneath layers of nothing

This thread should be locked and a new one started once he's been located.

 

[CWCVillie Shopkeeper]

What I see for the future:
I honestly see a long and boring arc where Chris is relatively silent online for the years to come, and repeatedly is in court cases, probation, jail, mental hospitals against his will, etc. I can see him violating restraining orders or probation by accessing his mom's accounts or visiting her etc. Any party involved with helping him is going to tell him to not have an online presence.....

The only way you're going to get a more fiery ending to the lore of Chris-Chan is if things go the way of Terry Davis (RIP). I think death by rapidly declining health leading to a prolonged hospital stay or nursing home, something like cancer or uncontrolled diabetes causing complications, or heart attacks/strokes, is also a high possibility in the next fifteen years- and it's highly likely Chris will not be online to post funny tard rages about it.

While I mostly agree, the one thing I've learned by observing Chris over the years, is that you always have to expect the unexpected.

There was once an unbelievable period where Chris, by his own choice, was inactive for a year. We have that situation to thank the creator of the Farms in the first place.

Once he got locked up, we expected that to be the end for a while, next thing you know weens started writing letters and we learned of the second coming of Jesuschu or whatever the fuck he was sperging about.

All I'm saying is whenever there is quiet, a storm approaches. It's a cycle. Chris' documentation will end when he's gone, even then his ghost will probably fucking have an arch.
I'm not saying "get your hopes up for more Chris" I'm saying "Expect the unexpected, nothing is ruled out with Chris".

It's only a matter of time before (unfortunately) a ween comes across Chris and weens out.
It's only a matter of time before some shit happens. Who knows what.

 

[AnOminous]

This thread should be locked and a new one started once he's been located.

I'm surprised he's been wrangled as well as he has.

 

[CWCVillie Shopkeeper]

I'm surprised he's been wrangled as well as he has.

Agreed, I left for a while hoping for either a new article or for the twitter autists to leave. Although nothing beats the amount of twitter faggots from the ILJ thread

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Chris can only be effectively wrangled for so long.

If he's deemed mentally stable enough, he will be allowed out among the public and we know he'll be online as soon as he can be.

If he's not deemed mentally stable, then eventually he'll be allowed visitors, calls, writing pals, etc... at whatever mental health facility he's at and someone will share the info on his situation.

It's only been a week since Chris was released. My guess is wherever he's at now is trying a bunch of drugs and whatever possible to make Chris have a semblance of sanity. It's going to take time.

 

[Mouse Cop]

This thread should be locked and a new one started once he's been located.

If there's one thing that improves the quality of this thread, it's all the people complaining about the thread.

 

[Cintaxic]

Has anybody tried to call the mental health facilities near the jail? With no address CWC would most likely have been closer to the jail then the house. I understand Hippa would mean they cannot confirm or deny, but depending on the way they say so, we may get a decent idea on his location. We may even get lucky and one of the under paid/qualified staff may let something slip. Worth a shot, but I wouldn't want people to be Weens about it. Better than discussing nothing on this thread, over and over.

 

[TomServo]

I'm curious about how Chris will be treated when he inevitably comes back online. He porked his own mother...that's gotta rustle some jimmies.

 

[Berrakh]

I hope Ralph posted the bail. Hoping against hope.

 

[Kirby]

Has anybody tried to call the mental health facilities near the jail? With no address CWC would most likely have been closer to the jail then the house. I understand Hippa would mean they cannot confirm or deny, but depending on the way they say so, we may get a decent idea on his location. We may even get lucky and one of the under paid/qualified staff may let something slip. Worth a shot, but I wouldn't want people to be Weens about it. Better than discussing nothing on this thread, over and over.

HEY WHERE IS CHRIS CHAN

 

[VidMasterEon]

Chris missing both a new mainline sonic game and a pokemon game during his internment probably did a number on his psyche

 

[PhoBingas]

It's only been a week since Chris was released. My guess is wherever he's at now is trying a bunch of drugs and whatever possible to make Chris have a semblance of sanity. It's going to take time.

More than likely. Hopefully if they have Chris on meds he sticks to them. Would Chris even take psych meds? Chris never had a problem taking medication before and was prescribed some blood pressure shit. Hopefully the retard ranch is doling out any pills for Chris because I'm sure if he was left to his own devices he'd forget to take his meds on the regular, or stop the second he felt "better".

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris missing both a new mainline sonic game and a pokemon game during his internment probably did a number on his psyche

Don't forget the part where he REALLY made a big deal about trying to stop G5 Pony and was gearing up to protest it at Everfree Northwest before he threw it all away.

We're now past the point G5 has launched and it's likely G5 has fucked with the setting in ways that absolutely ruin his need for the franchise to justify his own autistic headcannon augmentation to CWCville.

The world has moved on without Chris and he has a LOT of catching up to do.

 

[Aegeus]

wherever he's at now is trying a bunch of drugs and whatever possible to make Chris have a semblance of sanity

There are not enough pharmaceuticals on the face of the planet to render Christopher Christian Ricardo Carlos Stephanie Chandler Chantor compos mentis even for a femtosecond.

 

[Susanna]

There are not enough pharmaceuticals on the face of the planet to render Christopher Christian Ricardo Carlos Stephanie Chandler Chantor compos mentis even for a femtosecond.

Medicating the insane is often less about making them well, than it is about making them manageable. If the drugs make Chris a drooling idiot who can't keep a thought for long enough to go mace someone at a toystore, then it is, clinically at least, an improvement. He won't work in that condition, but it's not like the "functional" version of him does any work either, so as far as society is concerned at worst Chris is no more trouble than he was before, and at best he's now calm and "happy".

Same theory made the yanks go all-in on lobotomy. A drooling idiot is easier (and cheaper) to care for than a loud and aggressive manchild.