Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[King Kiwi]

We're in purgatory, awaiting our Goddess who will never return. Our divine light has been severed and Christine has destroyed our ceremonial link to the heavens.
We are truly in a trollstas paradise lost.

The Nine Hells greet you, fellow guardsman.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

which timeline has them dissapear for a few years, then pop back as a well adjusted individual

Seems that to him, this is the bad timeline where he always makes the worst choice.

 

[Hack for crack]

Hiring a PI is cheating. Just wait for something, let it be organic.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I called the jail and they said he was moved to another facility, not sure if they ment a hospital or a home.

In his mind he's been seen as the greatest person ever.

To those who aren't him, he's a "nutty slow-in-the-mind" in a group home or mental hospital.

 

[Catloaf]

Hiring a PI is cheating. Just wait for something, let it be organic.

Imagine paying thousands to stalk a tard lmao

 

[King Kiwi]

In his mind he's been seen as the greatest person ever.

To those who aren't him, he's a "nutty slow-in-the-mind" in a group home or mental hospital.

I think "nutty" is what you call your aunt with too many plants and an addiction to Amazon.

Bat shit insane is what you call Chris.

 

[jackopalkia]

Imagine paying thousands to stalk a tard lmao

 

[Male Idiot]

I am surprised that a thousands weens have not descended all such facilities yet, howling Julay in their mad frenzy and posting every hobo on reddit for updoots.

 

[jackopalkia]

I am surprised that a thousands weens have not descended all such facilities yet, howling Julay in their mad frenzy and posting every hobo on reddit for updoots.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they have already.

 

[AN/ALR56]

If you hire a PI or a you go to Chris's group home to shout julay or some shit, you deserve to have a thread featured on KF.

 

[BUNNYH4SDIED]

i agree! /gen

He looks so thin, it's a little unsettling.

 

[King Kiwi]

I am surprised that a thousands weens have not descended all such facilities yet, howling Julay in their mad frenzy and posting every hobo on reddit for updoots.

Everyone grows up someday...sort of.

And then there's Chris.

 

[Sorades]

She has tried to throw out his stuff in the past and this would have been the perfect opportunity to finally get it done.

But we don’t know what was in those boxes and bags.

One of the boxes was his transformers toys, so most likely his toys and Sonichu shit.

 

[Ophelia]

One of the boxes was his transformers toys, so most likely his toys and Sonichu shit.

We have no idea what was in that box. People use boxes for random trash all the time.

I’ll get excited when I see a transformer in a trashcan.

 

[UncommonParlence]

If Chris was free to play video games then there's a good chance we'd see evidence of him going online to update his games or play Tetris 99 unless he's just playing games offline.

That's assuming he has access to a Switch right now, he used to take his 3DS everywhere with him so I think it's possible Chris had it when he was arrested.

Only thing is, many Jails have run out of space for inmate belongings and will tell you to have someone pick them up or they be disposed of. They have boxes of these clothes that they hand out on release. I've seen inmates receive crispy new Jordan's and designer clothes when dressing out for release. I think they give you like 90 days to have someone pick them up. I don't know about Greene County though. The one I have experience with is much larger. Alls I'm saying is that it's likely that he'd be released with nothing but the possessions that he has accrued during his incarceration.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Imagine paying thousands to stalk a tard lmao

"Excuse me, P.I.? Ya hi I really need you to stalk this greasy retarded man and tell me what he's up to. Let me know what kind of LEGO sets he's playing with and if he spends more time talking about Jesus or Sonic the Hedgehog. I cannot stress enough how important it is to know if he has any MLP figurines or not, so don't forget to take careful note of that."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think "nutty" is what you call your aunt with too many plants and an addiction to Amazon.

That's what he called the mentally disabled people riding the short bus: "nutty slow-in-the-minds" - an ironic projection.

 

[Hepativore]

That's what he called the mentally disabled people riding the short bus: "nutty slow-in-the-minds" - an ironic projection.

Irony is a concept entirely foreign to Chris even in all of his 40+ years of existence.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I'm not claiming that this is reflective of Chris's situation, but in general, the government does have the power to seize funds from your bank account if they deem it necessary. You'll get a letter like this from your bank. View attachment 4973620

That $100 service charge to have your money stolen is fucking unbelievable. That's the kind of bullshit that makes a man build a killdozer.

 

[Drkinferno72]

Is there a possibility that he has some untreatable cancer and got released into a hospital for recovery or maybe even a hospice for it?

Chris Chan plot twist. Turns out his whole behavior was caused by a brain tumor. It’s not unheard of, Charles Whitman had one affecting the amygdala and he went on to shoot up his college.