Currently, marathon is at 12k players on a Sunday morning. Horrific! What’s even more horrific is that there are more people playing some anime gambling slop, some cartoon indie game, and
making blender porn, than playing marathon as of this moment.

Some even funnier results, in terms of multiplayer shooters; of which marathon likes to parade itself as (while being balanced like a child’s sandbox nerf battle). There are more people playing Battlefield 1, a (very good) multiplayer shooter from
twenty fucking sixteen.

But my favorite of this category is that the original counter strike currently has a thousand more players. Unfortunate!
And finally, the thing that made me laugh like a fat kid in a candy store;
Bloons 6, a mobile tower defense game that was ported to steam, is currently beating a game released by the studio who created halo and Sony, a multi-billion dollar gaming company that is currently winning the last two console generations by miles. Very-fucking-sad.
I’ve had some people I know both online and offline ask me, “hey dude, why do you care so much? You don’t like the game, why obsess over its failure?”
Because, maybe I’m a faggot and a goyim consumer, but I fucking loved halo as a kid. In fact, Halo Infinite is my guilty pleasure. I ADORE Destiny 1 and 2. Flaws and all, they have some of my favorite gaming memories growing up and into adulthood. This company has raped or allowed the raping of my two favorite franchises for years, and got away with it because the majority of the gaming consumer base is gay, full of niggers and trannies, and so autistic it will forgive being blatantly lied to and scammed for years. Bungie, and specifically Jon Jones, has deserved what is coming to them ten times over for years now, and now it’s FINALLY happening and I couldn’t be happier. I’m going to savor this, and grave dance as much as I want to because this shit feels personal, like they specifically hate me and people like me for liking their previous games.
Fuck’em.