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When will this faggot jew fuck off already
Mario Bros. Set to Jump to Big Screen in Movie Deal with Universal’s Illumination - Paging Movie Bob, Paging Movie Bob...
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Jar-Jar Fanboy
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I watched this shit live lmao. As soon as they unveiled the cast, I just started fucking cackling. Like, Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Why Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong? Why Jack Black as Bowser? I love Jack Black and all, but as a giant turtle-dragon? Should have gone for somebody with a deep, imposing voice. That's like casting Kevin Hart as the voice of Ganondorf
Sex Cannon Lupa
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Literally the only actor that works. Anja Taylor Joy? Will anyone even recognize her voice? Such shit casting.
Movie could be a masterpiece but it will never touch the 93 film. This ain't no game.
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I just looked up who Spike is because I didn't recognize it immediately. Think I know who the Minions are.
And Sebastian Maniscalco is some stand-up comedian I've never heard of.
Fucking amazing. This can easily be a trainwreck.
And Sebastian Maniscalco is some stand-up comedian I've never heard of.
Fucking amazing. This can easily be a trainwreck.
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Wrong spike
Foreman Spike
Foreman Spike is the foreman of the demolition site where Mario and Luigi work in Wrecking Crew. Instead of helping them, Foreman Spike continuously tried to hinder the brothers from doing their job. He is a bearded man who always wears sunglasses, although in Wrecking Crew '98, he did not have...
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Did the casting director picked random celebrity names out of a hat and then called it a day and just ran with it?
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ALREADY SEETHING BECAUSE A CHRISTIAN IS VOICING MARIO JEJ
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That's wrong, too.Wrong spike
Foreman Spike
Foreman Spike is the foreman of the demolition site where Mario and Luigi work in Wrecking Crew. Instead of helping them, Foreman Spike continuously tried to hinder the brothers from doing their job. He is a bearded man who always wears sunglasses, although in Wrecking Crew '98, he did not have...
Spike (film character)
Spike is one of President Koopa's cousins in the movie Super Mario Bros. He works with his other cousin, Iggy, to kidnap Princess Daisy. Spike is most likely inspired by the enemy Spike. Spike is portrayed as being stupid and incompetent, and he and Iggy fail all the tasks that Koopa gives them...
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That's wrong, too.
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Spike (film character)
Spike is one of President Koopa's cousins in the movie Super Mario Bros. He works with his other cousin, Iggy, to kidnap Princess Daisy. Spike is most likely inspired by the enemy Spike. Spike is portrayed as being stupid and incompetent, and he and Iggy fail all the tasks that Koopa gives them...
The Icon points to the Forman but god I wished they referenced the original movie. Imagine Dinohatten being canon and Denis Hopper Bowser being used in the sports game
The final act of this movie has to be mario praying for divine strength to stop jack black bowser from his evil plan of creating school house rock
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Martin Scorsese is going to be pissed.
If James Gandolfini was still alive today, he would've been Mario. Actually come to think of it, as kino as it may sound, the Sopranos fanbase would not recover had Gandolfini voiced as Mario.
Grub
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So, Nintendo goes on like a 30 year bitchfit over the original mario movie, which, I always liked, it confused the hell outta me, but I always thought it was trippy, then they refuseto make movies based on their games, then pulls out a cast like that...they clearly learned nothing.
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Art Kassul
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Pretty much a dream team of poor casting. They should just say fuck it and have Patton Oswalt voice every character. If they're aiming for annoying, why not go with the best?
It would have been better with no-name actors, so the characters could exist without being attached to a bunch of retarded joke celebrities.
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Pratt and Rogen being on the main cast is equivalent to watching someone drop a massive pile of horseshit on a freshly cleaned and filled pool, I really can't stand these retards on any role they are cast in. Jack Black is cool but nowhere near a good fit for that role lol!
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Post update: Kevin actually has a range and I can't believe I didn't notice this. He can pull off Kamek if he gives him the high-pitched nerdy voice, or even the voice he gave to Tech E. Coyote or Demongo. But that's only if his voice-director is smart enough to let him do that.
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Oh God. I can already picture Donkey Kong in Seth Rogen's voice yelling out "It's on like me!"
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The amount of potential memes and shitposts….
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