Mario Kart Generals

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Rainbow Road tracks...

  • are shit!

    Votes: 8 7.5%
  • are great!

    Votes: 51 47.7%
  • *Lakitu rescue sounds*

    Votes: 48 44.9%

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    107
It wouldn’t be a Nerrel video without passive-aggressive whining about Switch Online. “wow would you look at that nintendos 50 dollarydoo service doesnt give you this fan mod i guess its a big scam hmmmm? :smug:

No, dipfuck, the existence of fan projects doesn’t vindicate your constant bitching about official rom releases. I don’t even like the expansion pass (and I didn’t buy it, unlike the 90% of Nintendo YouTubers who made videos talking about how terrible it was only to give Nintendo their money anyway) but I’m not going to pretend for a moment that spending a significant amount of man hours making a texture pack of an N64 game for a subscription service would be a good business decision.
 
So it's looking like the Switch Mario Kart is the definitive Mario Kart to play... at least until Nintendo kills the servers for it and all those courses are gone for good.
Don't worry, the next console will have Mario Kart 8 ultra deluxe, and at the end of that consoles life cycle they will make 6 more booster pass
 
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The Cold War and even East/West Germany existed in the Mario Universe.
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Oh cool, when are we going to get a Mario Kart Tour track of Moscow, Beijing, or Pyongyang?
 
All these weirdos jumping at the chance to have Communism in Mario is weird. Doesn't the footage of the Germany level simply prove that Communism is canon in Germany?

The levels look good. Boo Lake and Merry Mountain are the standouts for me. But as others have said here and elsewhere, the levels are looking a lot more detailed than the first wave. Though I do like the simpler aesthetic of the first batch of levels, too. More detail is always welcome however.
 
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everytime i visit an old friend, we play some Mario kart 8. 90% i get my ass handled to me beacuse i dont play the game everyday like some autists dose.

THIS TIME, however, i decided to boot up the game on my old wii-u and now, i know which kart builds im actually good at using. came to the conclusion that karts are shit (underpowered atleast) and two wheel bikes and 4 wheel bikes are the master race of kart games.
 
THIS TIME, however, i decided to boot up the game on my old wii-u and now, i know which kart builds im actually good at using. came to the conclusion that karts are shit (underpowered atleast) and two wheel bikes and 4 wheel bikes are the master race of kart games.
I've noticed when it comes to online play, there's always that ONE SPECIFIC setup that people constantly use in Mario Kart.

Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS was Matal Mario - B Dasher - Red Monster

Mario Kart 8 (at least on the WiiU) seems to be Waluigi (or any cruiser weight) - Wild Wiggler - Roller/Azure Roller

I remember one time I was online in 7 and I was the lonely bowser in a sea of Metal Marios. It was like I was literally racing the NPC memes.
 
I've noticed when it comes to online play, there's always that ONE SPECIFIC setup that people constantly use in Mario Kart.

Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS was Matal Mario - B Dasher - Red Monster

Mario Kart 8 (at least on the WiiU) seems to be Waluigi (or any cruiser weight) - Wild Wiggler - Roller/Azure Roller

I remember one time I was online in 7 and I was the lonely bowser in a sea of Metal Marios. It was like I was literally racing the NPC memes.
The Silver Arrow gets a lot of play online as well. It has very good stats especially with the rollers.

Here check out your build and see if there is something better.

Even though it has lower overall stats, I still like to use the Circuit Special and do well with it.
 
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